StraightToThePointStudio patreon

Dear Princess Sunbutt/To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt [Ltrs 100.1 - 100.2]

🕑 Added 2020-05-08 16:31:52 +0000 UTC

Comments

Delta0mega

Dear Twilight Sparkle, I am writing from beyond the grave to see how everything is going back in the living world. I bet it's been real nice up there with your Winter Wrap-Ups, Grand Galloping Galas, and saving the world from time to time. Both peaceful and adventurous. You may be wondering how I even sent this letter if I'm dead. Well, that's because the Grim Reaper here wanted me to, and as an added note, he was wondering, as well as I... What the HELL was all that noise? Wh- I was playing f***in Poker with three of our old friends, and I heard some shit go down in the seventh circle of Hell! First was the vomiting cloud things that appeared here after they were destroyed, then the Grim Reaper starts mumbling about some zombie problem up in Ponyville?! What in the name of living cloud shit are you doing up there, Twilight?! Oh! Oh, and let's also not forget! Ol' Grimmy over here is also freaking the hell out over your purple sparkling ass wanting to get into Necromancy! Are you puffing those new drugs: Liberty and Justice?! Because it sure sounds like it! The Grim Reaper is sending me back up there to see for himself, and if I find out that you are now engaged in Necromancy, either in front or behind your fellow Princesses' backs; I swear to god... I swear to god, Twilight. You are coming down here with me to burn with the rest of us! Be ready, because I'm bringing the Whoopin Stick, too, and having it covered in Quesadillas, too! -Delta Spell