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[ Caltefi ] Long-distance Relationship
🕑 Added 2025-06-10 18:26:14 +0000 UTCThey are so down bad for each other they don't even realizeeeee 💦 (source: trust me)
Miles apart and they will resort to technology to do it together instead of jerking off alone, c'mon that's love∼
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Hello and welcome to a new post in which I introduce you a new ship I'm obsessed with that you unlikely ever heard of; in this episode: Calcharo and Mortefi from WuWa 🫶 Because I'm interested in dragging y'all down the rabbit hole with me, allow me to ramble about the reasons I'm into them...
Long story short Calcharo is an aloof and serious mercenary, hardened by betrayal and loss, committed to his targets and apparently ruthless but actually capable of caring and kindness. Mortefi is a genius researcher in the weaponry field; born into nobility, he listens to classical music and speaks politely but he's also irritable and WILL get angry.
Most importantly: they transform respectively into Monster and Dragon ⚡🔥
The potential with one of them being the silent tough man and the other being the geek trundere is delicious!! I've already been fantasizing too long about all the ways they could get to know each other past their superficial layer of seriousness that in fact I have a whole story in mind ghjk I don't know if it'll ever see the light because Heart of Stone has prio and I can't write in English (fic would be faster to type than a comic to draw) but I'll definitely make bits of my vision surface from future NSFW of them!!
This is the couple I'm shipping most irrationally (meaning, no game content hints to any relationship between them) but brain ran too fast from the moment I saw them to the moment I realized that it's too late to rewire it 😂🙌
I started playing WuWA because Calcharo is too hot to be ignored, so let me very quickly submit proofs-
A remarkable point is that his clothes rip off in ult form and he partially transforms into monster... does this mean he gets a monster cock? He gets a monster cock IN ADDITION TO the human one? Does the monster cock pulse because he's Electro? THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
I don't think there's much to be disclosed on the reasons why I love Mortefi since he's so Baizhu-looking while also being A DRAGON but look at him - gorgeous and slutty with those scaly tits out!! 
My last point is their slutty models: Calcharo's broad back in that tight corset and Mortefi's belts around that tiny waist?? PLEASE
If you read this far- WOW! Maybe there's a chance I convinced you 👀
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Comments
thepiefairy
I don't know these people at all but I can't say no to monsters, dragons, or redheads. I'M WEAK
Blossom
oh...oh....OOH!! I didnt know I needed this pairing (i like Calcharo and Jiyan) but ooof i NEED it
