December Drunk Episode

Josue Lopez

Posted on my birthday!

Nomad

Jesus Jared, Jagermeister tastes like black licorice, Jameson is Irish whiskey.. You're a bad Ginger.....

Patrick M

Alyssa is from beaver ? No way

Melvin Mccollum

Reverse pink eye as we call it 🤣💀

Mason Romero

Tara is so fuckin sexy had to say it.🤝

Chiara Vivien Barlíková

Alyssa is so gorgeous and kind more people should remind her of it😊

Brittney Baksh

Damn why don’t u suck him off then LOL

Derek Clarkson

A good pound at least , skyler ( know his name ) also , he is in part of being a lesbian commentator. He needs experience

Derek Clarkson

Just to disturb your sleep at night, your paying for him too , he takes a grape break your paying for a good part of those grapes

Kiara Lewis

To diss on someone’s trauma is so wild, like who tf are you 😭

Brittney Baksh

Nope only paid for Tara and zach lol

Derek Clarkson

You watched the episode paid for patreon , you know his name....

Emilia Ramos

this is a crazy thing to say 💀

Jukwazie

Alyssa very beautiful

Brittney Baksh

the bigger white guys comment on lesbian sex was so dumb

Alexanda Walters

I think Skylar went to school in Athens or near it

Alexa Baez

i would kill to look like alyssa fr 🥵🤍🤍

Raegan Armel

eva mendez and ryan gosling are 7 years apart AND I WAS LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT THEM BECAUSE I WAS JUST WATCHING THE FALL GUY

luis esteban

U guys from Athens?

Tom Ray

Would love so much when people interrupt Alyssa for her to just start yelling like an angry Italian at them

Tom Ray

Tara: nah I don’t like aggression in guys Talking about Zachs temper: omg that’s soooo hot

Sahara Green

Skylar has become my favorite. He is SO funny. Those one liners lol

wisperia

i relate to Alyssa so much 😭

wisperia

they both do

Kirsten

i love alyssa but sometimes she does take wayyy too long to say a sentence lmao

Zainab Najmi

the insecurity is really unflattering on u alyssa... nobody gives a f about anyone but themselves, live ur life how u want and do whatever tf u want

Hannah Adkins

I am with Alyssa sex life 😮….had me shocked lol!!😆

Sara Garcia

how you write is annoying.

Fi Fy Fo Fum

They should put a trigger warning for how much alyssa gets cut off

Fi Fy Fo Fum

Alyssa is such a baddie, but Skylar cuts her off way too much. Let the girl talk jeezzz

Fi Fy Fo Fum

We need more of Zach and Tara together!! Wish we could get a one-on-one pdcast or special episode with just their banter

Ashley Valladares

God if Tara gave me those eyes I'd fold so fast.

Ashley Valladares

Shut the fuck up loser

TJ Matthews

You're beautiful Alyssa and imo you should flaunt it in the haters faces! You shouldn't feel like you have to hide yourself. And think about from a business side, the engagement would be insane if you just said fuck everyone and went all out for one of these or permanently

TJ Matthews

Right! Alyssa gets so run over in this one. They seem so different I think it would be really interesting.

TJ Matthews

So Alyssa definitely needs a whole episode where it's her, tara, and maybe another girl or two. Alyssa leads so she can finally be heard. Sure, some people are gonna hate it, but with all the love I see for her in the comments, a lot of people would really enjoy it.

TJ Matthews

Omg yes! I fell in love with her in legacies. Shes beautiful!

TJ Matthews

For real, she's gotta fight them to be heard

Finn Batsford

highkey, horrendous take

Brittany Calvin

I just looked through all of these comments nobody is talking about how it sounds like Tara is speaking from experience when she says to Zack “I feel like you slip a lot”👀

LJones

not lying im objectively right, the people sayin she isnt fat r gaslighting. im sure she’d be pretty if she lost a good 60lbs

Kyla Given

What kind of asshole hears a woman say they are insecure about being on cam because of hate comments then decides to make more. I’m sure you are 1000 times less enjoyable to look at and have nothing going for you in life.

Peter Slee

I could listen to Skyler all day, dude is flippin hilarious!

Carl Hobson

I wonder sometimes if Alyssa has to see shit like this and unfortunately she probably does. I know it's probably easy to scroll by 30 “I love you Alyssa” comments and get stuck on one person lying for attention. I think people like you say this stuff because you know you're dead wrong, so it'll pop off. did you get it? your 15 minutes of fame? how was it

Desirèe May

Alyssa you just gotta cut them off back😭

Brooky

bro? you paid for this?

Z

Bros parents do not love him💀🙏🏽

Ro

She getting paid despite you just being a dicksqueeze so 🤷‍♀️ I’ll let Alyssa gimme a headache any day 💋

Christina Koci

Alyssa got cut off so much this episode like....

Lucy

Shut the hell up who even are you

imogen singh

bro alyssa has some of the best takes and is nothing but incredible im so sorry that your heart is so full of hate :(

LJones

🙀

tamara Smith

Alyssa’s I would be screaming and crying if ppl cut me off like that

Ariella Milian

ur mothers a bitch

LJones

? i would pay more for her to not be on camera or have a mic. I’m watching for everyone else🤦🏽

kharma girl <3

i just want to say i personally love alyssa so much she’s so pretty to me and i hate how much she gets cut off cuz i really wanna see her more

kharma girl <3

this is so weird to say like your paying to watch her so this sounds so stupid

Hugo Gonzalez

bro paid to be mad

LJones

you right. she still fat and L on the pod

Julian Sterling

The only reason you talk down to ppl is cause no one has ever loved you in your life (not even your parents )

LJones

Alyssa fat and makes no sense when she talk. huge headache

s

I wish I looked like Alyssa she’s for real so GORGEOUS

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real

s

Fr she’s so sweet!!

Dylan Greek

Not going to lie this episode made me SO angry with how many times Alyssa got cut off. She was getting visibly annoyed towards the end of the podcast.

Cali Ahmed

My celebrity crush is Danielle Rose Russell

Faith

I'm catching up on episodes and now realize Tara and I and are completely opposite but I love her 😂 I don't want to have to defend myself, my man has to stay strong enough to fight for me

Anangiee

We love youuuu alyssaaaa

Anangiee

This episode is so funnyyy and feels like a groupchat nowhere and everywhere chat that made it into a podcast

Makenzie Fitzgerald

Me too!!

Amber Edwards

i’m watching this sooo late but fun fact (skylar slightly brought this up) men are actually 6x more likely to commit suicide but also more likely to kill their partner where women are more likely to find/hire somebody to do the job

Max 123

They're such cuties

Kaydence Menzies

They make me laugh they spent a hole 10 minutes or more talking about sex

ria mincks

Oh I know of course but some of the guests on the drunk episodes have looked like they weren’t in a condition to do much of anything but I can see them being put in a cab and sent home for sure.

Codie 🤍

People aren’t completely unable to take care of themselves once they’ve had a drink. They’ll either go out and drink more .. or get a cab home

Fernanda

i loveeee alyssa 🫶🏻

Aryam

i love them so much

Siena Thompson

Kk no i

Naomi Mckenney

I love you Alyssa

Maddie F

The height comparison when Alyssa is standing in front of Jared is hilarious

matriona chioreli

DKEJD

ria mincks

I just want to know what happens to the drunk people once this is over … do the sober ones just take the guests car keys off them and let them sleep it off in the guest room or what lol ? #newtopatreon

Luz Diaz

Y’all worried bout Zach and Tara what about jarred 😂

Daija Raee

I love Tara and Alyssa they need their own podcast NOW

Amanda Leuthen

Alyssa you are literally amazing. I hate that you’re so hard on yourself. Stop letting people get to you over things you can’t control. People are gonna say bad things about you and good things no matter what. If they’re commenting on you then they have issues with themselves they need to confront and are projecting on you. Youre probably my favorite on this podcast and I love when you chime in on the podcast and get to actually be on it on after school

Dylan Milmine

I drank for the whole duration of this episode.

Shea and Chloe

The Tara and Zach pointing, sharing the same brain cell.

lizz328

super real

Sid

I love the Patreon omg

ellie-skye

is nobody going to talk about how cute tara and zach are to eachother, the way they look at each other GOD

Aniya

real

D-Ridge Neal

Alyssa has such a gorgeous smile

R

skylar is so hot ily skylar

paperplains

Every second of this episode was GOLD

Joshua Jappie

The last 3 minutes of this was so tough to watch, with everyone just ignoring Alyssa🤦🏻‍♂️

valeria cespedes

i want zach so bad actually

Kinsye Garrett

Okay the second butthole thing I had the same shit at 19 that shit was awful. A month recovery for that shit after surgery

Monarch

zach was losin it as the only sober one for that last half hr lmaooo

hope nia

lmfaoo she is definitely NOT plus size , home girl does NOT wear size 1x thats plus size! 🙄

rylee

i'll never understand alyssa's insecurity with being plus sized. she has body for DAYS

Slump Brazy

This was hilarious 🤣

Giro Romand

They are my parents fr

Brianna Guay

Alyssa is THAT girl

Eva

Zach has a thing for latinas #confirmed … great day to be a Latina

Sarah

I need to know the wallmart story it got cut off pleaseee

Susana

Yesss!!! I noticed she never really finishes a thought or gets a full say before someone talks over her

Ry

Are the free gifts still a thing? New subscriber here and I would love to get a nintendo switch :) never had one!

k

i think Alyssa (like a normal human) was literally just getting irritated every time Tara cut her off, especially since she’s quiet and talks very occasionally that’d be mad annoying. (i love tara sm tho, no hate AT ALL)

bri

literally not at all? it just seems like alyssa is shy, also she constantly gets interrupted bc the guys react to tara making any facial expression or movement while alyssa is speaking. i would be annoyed too

Abigail wasson

Yea I respect Zach for that one

Chris Magill

I think they explain it in this one but he dosent know if she is jokeing or if she is being serious and zack said if she is jokeing around calm it down a bit 36:00 mark they explain

Chris Magill

100% she loves jared

Chris Magill

Same been following this sense they first first promoted this patreon and im so glad i did love seeing them drunk like this

Laila M

I wish you guys didn't interrupt alyssa so much lol

Amber

Why doesn’t Tara follow Alyssa back on insta tho

riaa🤍

getting the patreon was very conflicting but i’m so glad i did cuz i don’t regret it AT ALL

Maybe_Prince 101

Bro they interrupt Alyssa so much it pisses me off. But dont worry i love you 😊

MmMmcokies yum

Why do I lowkey ship Tara and Jared

Sammy

I love that they were talking about how Zach doesn’t hug and then he hugs her next episode

Ali.faa

i cant find where it is 😭

avery aaron

when skyler randomy brought up homicide during the sex talk i wheezed so hard there were tears in my eyes

avery aaron

me also finding out that its not normal for girls to not mind having sex with another girl

Orange Musk

Tara on this podcast is the best

Hunter

I can’t tell if Tara is into Zach or Jared

Tony Avina

Oh yeah Tara wants Jared😂

Samuel Grey

Sky is absolutely hilarious, the one liners, the stories, him n Zach defs got some telekinesis chemistry for sure, great stuff crew 🙏❤️

Hunter

I think Tara is in love with Jared. Also 💜 Allyssa

Jesse

I think they've said his parents split over his dad's drinking

YES AND SO FKN FUNNY

I love Alyssa stop

Dylan Stewart

I’d love to know this too

Berta

This is so fkn funny😭😭

Taryn Depos

Only Patreon shit or any subscription I'll make sure I fkn pay for! (Eva Mendez and Rosario Dawson are my CCs!)

Taryn Depos

That was every fckn thing! And despite the fact that I am so in love with Zachary Christian Justice, him and Tara are such a ship for me! 😍

itshannah

this was so funny to watch lmao

Hailee

love u alyssa btw

Elecktra Camarena

This is the only podcast I’d ever pay to watch

Tes Leonce

Anyone else saw alyaaaa Gyat or am I only one🧐

Maddie

“Like father like son” 😭😭😭

Hunter Detmar

skylar and zach over, jarad and zach...

Elise Nettle

Skylar’s second butthole story made me cry laughing

dani

i want zach n tara together so bad

Leahhhh

Zach is so hot istg

Kiara Valencia

Tara is just flirting with everyone lmaooo

Matt Reisdorf

I've ripped several eyebrow piercings get ripped out

Thales Garcia

Jared, I would be a drunk 7 with you all the way to our deaths hit me up

Jessamyn-jewel McGrath

Man if I were Jared I would shoot my shot so quickly with Tara, don’t even

Kira

I love the podcast but I subscribed for tara bring her back for January drunk episode!

Chaz Chavez

Fuck man I wish I was Jared.....no way I'd not be throwing back the flirts with Tara

Daisy

Omg yes

Jor

I wasn’t saying she’s hating… but it doesn’t seem like she gives her much of a chance. but that’s really just my observation, agree to disagree “pooks”

Abigail wasson

I appreciate Skylar trying Alyssa to overcome insecurities

Abigail wasson

Idk if Jared is oblivious to Tara flirting or he just doesn't see her like that but Tara and Jared are both beautiful and would totally work together

Abigail wasson

Idk if Jared is oblivious to Tara's flirting or if he just doesn't like her like that

Abigail wasson

No she is just shy and has different opinions disagreeing with someone's standards is not hating child but you do you pooks

Zack

tara and jared is fire

Elisabeth

Why doesn’t Zach drink ?

larissa clark

And Jared 😭😭

Cali Dacey

How come Zach never laughs that hard … I need to see him belly laugh

Adrianna Birkhimer

Love yall

OnE

Skyler "Lets all go jerk off" Classic lol

Fabio

tara and skyler were hatingggg on eachother in thr second half of the video, the tension was real if you look closely

Alexis Dejesus

pls bring on Dominic Fike

autumn🎀

PLEASE BRING TARA FOR JANUARYS DRUNK EPISODE

autumn🎀

LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT

Talita 🇧🇷🇬🇧

I adore Tara so much she’s actually like my idol istg

Tara is like a miniature Mila Kunis 😂

Authentically Alissa

Main podcast is making me ship Tara and Zach & now patreon is about to make me switch sides to Jared and Tara 😭

i will not take alyssa slander.

Jason Avila

It could be just me but when skylar talks it makes me want to crash out 💀

Anaflor

subbed for tara⭐️⭐️

Lilred

I want to be in this friend group

Kyra Burns

As Zach says drunk words are sober thoughts and Tara seemed like she wanted to say a lot about being in love with Zach this episode

Leilani

also i love alyssa and tara together!! <333

Leilani

okay so tara got me to finally subscribe and it rlly was worth the money LOL pls bring her back!!!

Anaflor

tara is the best person ever

Hunter

Not a jered but if you’re ever in terre haute lmk 😮‍💨

keeahna

people are talking about tara and zach, which i agree with,, but jared is also pookie

laurn marler

alyssa never gets to speak :(

Jor

gotta say i’ve never watched dropouts before tara, but i do not like alyssa’s vibe towards her.. it feels like she just judges anything she says, even if it’s normal. idk if it’s just me that noticed that.

lindsey Ruffin

ok auburn mention ❕❕ WDE

nichole

pleaseee have tara on another drunk episode

Shridog

Waiting for Tara and Zach to get together

Kylie

Loved this episode

Bri R

i wish alyssa talked a lot more!!

mari ramon

my roman empire is tara looking at zach with googly eyes and him winking

megan

we need tara for the january drunk episodeeee!!

abbey

i need tara for the january drunk episode PLEASEEEE

Maria Larson

Please bring back this whole group for the next drunk episode. This was the absolute best.

Drey

Oh my god yes!!! Same I was like I have to see them behind the scenes 😂

matthew miller

literally

Haden Vath

Can we bring back Danielle for the next drunk episode?

Erin B

jared’s smile is sooo contagious

Reily Tighe

tara is so into zach and i love it. the only reason i downloaded this app.

kendall

alyssa is so pretty.

kendall

im in love with tara

John Pustovalov

🤣🤣🤣😭if Tara was about to get into a fight/conflict with a guy I think I’d have to knock them out onto the side of the street, cuz knowing her she’d put him ina hospital😳🙄

Lauren

We ❤️Skylar

Stomper6

Came for Tara LETS GOOOO!

Melanie

wdym

America

Tara really makes these podcasts 100% better. Her personality just fits in so well with them

Abigail

tara drunk is just how I imagined, not a bad thing she's hilarious!

wil

I love Tara Yummy

Darlantan

Was a fun one for sure. Best frontal male I’ve seen was Adam Demos on Sex/Life. 😋

Thibault David

Great episode

adaya

why is Zach so hot

Rosa_stars

ignoring the fact he kissed her on the cheek as she's drunk lol+it was his idea

Rosa_stars

I love jared and tara

Kitty 🖤

I feel like Tara makes Zach uncomfortable at times

Maya

Dude the chemistry between Tara and Zach is INSANE

Jenosi

Tara + Skylar are BOTH amazing on the pod, please have them both way more.

Jenosi

agree but also if you pay attention they all cut each other off I feel like this episode jsut had too many people. I think alyssa needs to come out of her shell a lil more to be able to do group podcasts so maybe start with 3 ppl max with her.

Mandy Sommers

Holy shit she does look like Mila Kunis

Rene Hasp

Tara needs to join the crew, please please 🥺 please

BlightBill

I agree with all the comments about having Tara on a lot more, i resubbed only because you did another podcast with her that was patreon exclusive

danielle

I think Tara and I would be besties 😍 & I'm ready at all times too 😜

aka Bops

Dear dropouts podcast, jeśli to czytasz, oznacza to, że przetłumaczyłeś to w Google, pozwól, żeby to zapadło ci w pamięć, tak, zrobiłeś wszystko, co w twojej mocy, żeby to przetłumaczyć w Google, a jedyne, co widzisz, to tortury kutasów i jąder, a teraz dodam trochę emoji 🤢 💀

Amorie Washington

right!!!

BGG5

Oh my God Alyssa is stacked

meg 🤍

this episode was by far my favourite oneeee

Shae

Please have Tara on full time!! I love her! My favorite podcasts of yours are when she’s there :) the chemistry is everything

Mara Moon

Great episode!

Asia🌞

She DOES NOT get the love she deserves😤 stand up for yourself queen!!! I wanna hear what you have to say!!!!💛💛

Shelby Anderson

Alyssa!! Sex life… yes Brad, has a nice penis on him.. one of the best I’ve seen as well!

Jesse Montgomery

hundred percent. I ship

Mads

elise

ask skylar what bar in athens he worked at i go to uga

Sasa

100% their podcast would be #1 if she was on full time!

Sasa

Please make Tara a permanent part of the podcast. I rewatch the episodes she's in the most and the chemistry is too good

Keyonna

I hope Tara comes more often 🩷

Sophie Sampson

Tara 👏🏼is👏🏼 back!!!! I love her!!

Driss.

Tara is such a flirt when she’s drunk she flirted with everyone!

aoxniznao

Tara has to be again and again! The best episodes are when she’s with you!

Courtney Daniel

Facts💯

Barry w Watkins

I ship Jare and Tara <3

Alexis

I have a butt dimple

Lauren

Tara is thirsty for Zach 🙈

Kiana

Drunk tara is just flirty tara 😂

Sammii Johnson☯️

This episode was so great I just became a member for this episode but I really dislike that Alyssa CONSTANTLY got cut off and never a chance to finish what she was saying like 12 times..

Asma

We need more taraaaa<<<3

Valerie Diaz

Jared and Tara? I like the idea of those two together. 😄 Alyssa is my fav!! She's so cute & funny 😆

Brianna

Tara needs to come on more often🤩

Whitney

I’ve had a few kids. Because I’ve torn, and been sewn back up, it is tighter, but also more… swollen inside? And yes. More dry 😅.

DeathClaw13

Damn Alyssa got a BODY (in a good way I mean)

Sweetsugari

I need tara in every ep

sydney

loved this edisode yall 💞

Naja Jørgensen

As a Dane... three shots and you're at a 4(!) ... Damn Great episode! <3

Cousin Okri

great episode. I needed a good laugh

MakDaddy

Jared's perspective on girl on girl got me 🤣💀 also can Tara stay! She like Bailey Sarian and my friend in person the way she knocks out the Titos!🖤

Flashpoint

Imagine Tara and Danielle on a drunk episode together, it would be fire

Kylarv

I literally relate to Tara so much😂 I feel like im like this when im drunk

POLLYONLINE

Best moment was watching Zach gentle parent Tara about her flirting with jared

ThatguyBri

Tara definitely has the Mila Kunis resemblance but am I the only one who can see just a little dash of 90s Fairuza Balk too? Or am I crazy? 😅

Tasha K

Do yourself a favor and GO WATCH SHRINKING on apple+!!!!!

Salvador

Drunk episodes are literally the best!

Makayla

I also thought every girl was a little gay 🤷🏻‍♀️

Tasha K

If we die we die cheers!

Carly Wolosyn

This one was so good lol

Andrew

That was a really good drunk episode and Jarad go for it brother

TwoRedshoes

Tara putting pressure on our boy has me weak 😂😂 jared we believe in you brother! 😤💪🏽😂

lia lia

tara is so beautiful and funny! love her

Stephania Strickland

Alyssa …. Your hair is 🔥

Ed _K

Tara should be added as the third permanent dropout. Always a great vibe when she's on!

Fei

Probably my favorite drunk episode so far. Hoping Tara gets brought on more!

Dropouts Podcast

Yes we will!

Samuel Ray

Will you guys have an episode next week on the 24th / 25th?

Olivia Dobb

Thank you

Olivia Dobb

Yay

viv anaya

TARAAAA LETS GOO