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Austin Posey

Jared is a real one for sure. It is a drunk episode because of jared only. 😂

Will La

How did Tara just casually say wanna fuck to Jared at 34:06 and no one said a thing 😂

Sky Al

Why no one shared foods with Zach American are weird

Sky Al

Zach ,as a single mother for an amazing boy who force me to watch this show,thank you 🥹,love you Tara .

Chandler Campbell

"I got better, trust me...don't point." 😂😂😂 Skylar be cracking me up so nonchalantly all the time😂

jocat

drunk Jared stole the show this episode- he’s so sassy and sweet and genuine when he’s lost his inhibitions. amazing lol

Derek Clarkson

I do to, until he gets drunk enough to question was my mom right being gay....haha joking:)

Ward Ghandour

הזיות

Haylee Anderson

I'll make a man out of you and Mary did you know? As a Donny fan I'm IMPRESSED 😂

Joi

Alyssa you are gorgeous don’t listen to these haters! Like the quote says “a woman without curves is like pants without pockets, you don’t know where to put your hands” PERIOD! You are awesome and beautiful!

Henry Funk

Zach is awesome Jared is great Tara is cool Skylar is aight, but I honestly didn't really enjoy this episode, you say it's a drunk podcast but only Jared was drinking which was pretty funny. That is not why I didn't enjoy it tho, I wouldn't want more of you to get drunk if you didn't want to but it just seemed this episode was forced and no one wanted to be here. You have a good thing here I really enjoy some of your episodes and I understand the obligations you have to your fans but once you force things it looses authenticity and creativity and it's better to be honest and just do it when your all ready for it, but hey it's not my pod do what yall gonna do it's your show. Love yall

Kendall

probably a bad idea to just binge watch all your videos because i feel like i have to drink with y’all 😂

Gabbie

i literally just want to get completely sloshed with jared and then we can just stare into each others souls and laugh

wisperia

drunk jared is the funniest thing to watch😭

wisperia

ok? cry

Autumn

Petition for them to do an episode where they make Alyssa read all of the positive comments about her bc she needs it. Tara, too. dedicated episode to uplift the ladies.

Autumn

Alyssa is fr the type of girl I’d love to be friends with and it makes me so sad that she doesn’t see how beautiful she is. ALYSSA, GIRL, YOU’RE HOT BABE !!!

jade

taras always impersonating everyone and it's so funny

Madison

Bro Alyssa is actually so stunning I would phisically sell my soul to look half as beautiful as she is, woman to woman here your stunning ml x

Lexi

Alyssa is so beautiful and precious why is anyone hating on her😭

Zainab Najmi

the insecurity is so bleh. lame

KING

alyssa has a fat ass

Willow jefferson

preach

Jacob Ruiz

Alyssa is gorgeous asf

Val Pinkstone

Zach not getting food actually broke my heart a little

Braxton Parrish

Alyssa is so beautiful fuck everyone that's ever said otherwise 😍😋✌️

Maddie

Alyssa def thinks Tara lies the most hahahaha

jorden cahill

alyssa so beautiful tho😢

s

Alyssa is so perfect!!!

anna abshire

awww alyssa is sooo beautiful i don’t see how ppl could hate on her

Lucus South

Tara is toooooo fine

Cali Ahmed

I like alyssa she is hot

coolguy

Think she said once she got a communications degree

Jena Sanchez

I literally adore Alyssa

Max Alexander

Why were yall tryna imagine how big Skylar’s 🍆 is 😭😭

Angelina sanchez

What did Alyssa go to school for ?

Asia

Is no one gonna talk about how Tara just said “wanna f^ck” to Jared and it got cut off after 🌝

Alexis Brooks

would love to hear Alyssa speak more

Hannah Booth

fun fact i catfished men on tinder by telling them i worked at topper’s (the strip club in athens) i felt bad and at some point told them i’ve literally never stepped foot in there

Grace Bucio

Jared buying Tara a stool was so cute🥺

ria mincks

I find it ironic that Tara gets all the whore jokes when she was in a monogamous relationship from the ages of 18 - 22 so has probably slept with the least amount of people on that couch 😂

Shandala Hargrave

I agree Skylars laugh is the best, i cannot help but laugh

Fiorella Penilla

Feel so bad nobody passed the phone to Zach

Naomi Mckenney

ALYSSA YOU LOOK GORGEOUS BABE the hair is stunnin in this episode

Chandler Campbell

Jared trying to figure out who got the hot sauce and then Skylar saying "me" trying to get his hot sauce had me in tears.

Chandler Campbell

This is top tier. Need this crew to be the regulars.

devin dietz

I love Skylar being on episodes

Soph A

Root canal bit was the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen I am so happy to be here rn

Lelina Moon

Dammmm

longhairedbrokekid

lol being from Georgia I know Skyler is talking about clermont and toppers

SWord

I started from episode one and catching up to current. I just have to say I really hate Alyssa getting bad comments. I wished she was more in the podcast and vocal.

Laila Held

did anyone else have the subtitles on at 48:42

Sam

I laughed 10x more watching y’all here than on youtube😭😭 Its 4am and Im giggling crazy 😭

Jared Harker

discovered these johns today, actually pretty funny.

eben ochsner

$20 bucks is $20

Razor

Not me listening to this while closing at a Taco Bell

Elijah Xavier Fernandez

Skylar a real one

Elijah Xavier Fernandez

Tara what’s up babygirl

Elijah Xavier Fernandez

The Gettysby Address 😂😂😂😂🌹🌹🌹🌹💎😂😂

Addison

Alissa I love your hair you are literally so gorgeous the fact that anyone hates on you is baffling because you are legit just vibing having a good time love you girl keep being you don’t let the losers drag you down

Lia

Alyssa's so pretty ong

Yord

I love Jared sm, he's so funny lmao

Lewis DTGamer

Icl Zack would be the best friend

Madison

I almost cried when Zach didn't get any tbell

Total Spartan

Ya gotta eat Alyssa. Gotta be healfy

ikarly

yall hepled me choose my lunch today ty

Lacy Brooker

Watching the drunk podcast drunk is fire😊

Slimslurpee

No because the women on this podcast are so pretty. I would let Alissa and Tara ruin my life

Slimslurpee

The fact that Tara enjoys strip clubs more than the straight men in the room 💀 I love Tara

Slimslurpee

17:37 when Alissa and Tara were glare at Zach at the same time 💀

Jolie Middlebrooks

“Bro I’ve been silent for like minute’s” I love her sm 😂🫶

Kylie Ketterman

I think I got drunk watching this 🥲

Teeeeenz

Clermont Lounge is definitely one of the wonders of the world. They are very talented elder women. I.e. smokes cigarettes out of the vagina. Spits ping pong balls with said vagina. It’s truly a wonder.

Branflakes

I don’t buy it that Tara was sober, she was either drunk or high lol

Rayan Merchant

Skylar went to toppers😂💀

Evelyn Linhares

it makes me so sad people are so mean to Alyssa... Nasty people have nothing else to do than to bring the beautiful people down. YOU'RE GORGEOUS ALYSSA! <333

Jillian Parker

The caption definitely said “nigga”💀

luana car

no 💀

BatJay 07

Alyssaaaa don’t take any of those negative comments ur gorgeous

madylen dome

i love this podcast so much

lexi stadler

alyssa you are perfect. I don’t care what anyone else says.

Lina Rein

love this podcast

Jillian Parker

Did Skylar say nigga💀😞

Jadyn Profitt

I honestly don’t think Skylar’s accent is that heavy? 😭🤣

rylee

checked out stitches by orgy and immediately added it to my playlist. i need more tara song suggestions

Emily Waugh

Skylar talking about Toppers strippers is so funny

Connor Dunlop

Where can I get Zach jacket ? Love it

Cami

WHO is leaving mean comments on Alyssa dude that girl is stunning. Like literally what world are we living in to where people are commenting negatively on ALYSSA????

Bella

Alyssa you are absolutely perfect. Stunning queen ily.

Alisson Luna

Alyssa looks XTRAAAA GOOD here !

SAVANNAH

Yall are so funny tbh

Abdon Bell

Skyler asking for the hot sauce had me rollinggg 😂

Chelse Stroud

Jared I’m the same way with wings. I only eat them at home and with the lights off LMAO

Tyler

Woah! Who's saying mean things to Alyssa!? She's like, the prettiest one here! 😅 I'd take her home to my mom 🤷‍♂️

Rivers

Sugar is so cute

Neha Sharma

the silence after “most men are uggos” 😭😭

Matthew Adams

Was it the pink elephant, Skyler?!

Liz Grobe

I want to see the pink mini cooper!! I freaking love minis and pink is my fave color

Liz Grobe

Same lol. This is the first Patreon that I’ve subscribed to as well

Profet207

I’ll edit the videos for 10 dollars(I’ve never done this before)

Kaylee Abshire

hey when you guys go on tour again COME TO NASHVILLE thank you.

Parth

Bruh, skyler’s strip club story was insane (the outfit he wore to the club is even more insane tbf)😂

Isa Gonzalez

As a broke film student I’d edit for $100 a video

Diana Lopez

the automated captions at 48:42 had me worried 💀

james hudson

Alyssa thickie. (In a good way) nay, in a great way. If Tara’s a snack, Alyssa is the whole meal. Alyssa is the girl you want to bring home to mom. The type your dogs and family end up liking more than you. She’s the hostess with the mostest. Thicker than a snicker. She’s got me wide awake with all that cake. Call me Moses I’m tryna part the Red Sea and bring some motion to that ocean. (Respectfully) 😤😮‍💨🤧🫡 (You already know, ITS TEAM ZARA JUMMY), but for the episode I’m gonna have to be team Botox. (P.S: Jared’s underrated. I fuckin love milk)

sophia hirsch

Zach and Tara are getting married calling it now

Vitia Daugunu

bruh

Nick Morgan

Need this Dropouts varsity jacket!!!

camryn parker

I love Tara so much 🫶

Kit Cat

Jared! How much fun is he drunk! So straightforward but in the best way possible! I love this podcast

Joe Ramos

Jared and I drunk would get along way too well. Us Ohio boys really are just too good at getting drunk lol. 🤣

cleo

Thought the same ngl

Joel Nunya

Jared in this, holy shit. Outgoing, aggressive, wonderful. I like kind innocent Jared but Irish pub Jared is just looking like a wow. Like an enraged leprechaun about to dive over the counter after his pot of gold (love of wings). Made me like him 40% more and I already liked his young Jamie energy.

isaias nanez

I love this podcast it would be cool if Alyssa had more to say

amelia lane

we need bella emma and ilya on for februarys drunk podcast

Mandy

Alyssa is literally so stunning and so beautiful . I don’t know why people feel the need to comment on peoples looks whoever does that’s literally fuck off

Grant Manning

Best episode so far Jared is hilarious. The constructive criticism segment was gold

Kayla Stahl

I’ve literally never subscribed to a Patreon but I found y’all this morning and was binging the podcasts on YouTube all day and needed more

Emma bassett

I love this podcast, yall are so funny and yall make my day.

Madi

so happy i got the subscription i literally love yall

Dj Watson

I love this podcast so much! I love the energy and vibes I get from y'all. A wonderful, talented, chaotic, and special group of people!

Joud Masaad

I subscribed just for tara

amelia lane

can confidently say the description is 100% accurate it got so chaotic when TB showed up crying laughing

Spiider

did sugar lose a leg?😭

Kiana

Zach’s face after Alyssa said “no that’s me” HAHAHH

Eve Reid

Not sure of the exact number, but Zach said they were getting really close on the most recent pod

Kiana

Thanks for the idea😂

Yanci Hernandez

Watching this drunk is 100 times better, just saying 😂

Roza

Tara was a bit mean at the end tho

Bri

when i say i was CRYING from laughter omg. it doesn’t help that alyssa’s laugh is so contagious

Kitty Fitzpatrick

alyssa’s hair looks so good

Matt Reisdorf

Damn tara putting me on blast as one of the ugo's in her dm's. Which emoji is the awkward laugh?

Matt Reisdorf

Me too. 99% of the time podcasts bore the life outta me

Cha’Niya Oh

Allyssa your beautiful and it doesn’t matter what others say do u

Berta

Alyssa’s laugh killed me bahahahsh Her laugh is so contagious😭

Maddie

okay but we can all agree that they don’t do it as much as Tara 🙌🏽 love Tara but she’s a little to much sometimes 😭🫶🏼

hayes

Love Tara!!!!

hope nia

lookn for this comment

Zack

Alyssa is beautiful

shade

also alyssa is so stunning and perfect and i love her she doesn’t deserve any hate

shade

tara fits in so well i love when the whole groups together

BuffaloGay95

You’re not eating wings unless you are eating them from/in Buffalo NY

Brianna

By far the best episode! Loved everyone on here, it was hilarious. Alyssa you’re gorgeous I don’t understand why you get sh*tty comments

Shane B

Legit was the first Patreon I subscribed to after only watching 3 episodes

AmsAZ14

I think he has a cute smile, when he does I stare a little longer bc it’s something you don’t see often

nada

when zach smiles/laughs he almost looks innocent it’s kinda creepy

Dylan Kelley

Jared is the goat

Damian Loats

Ngl alyssas angle in the normal podcasts doesn’t do her any justice (lol). I didn’t realise she was so hot wtf

Damian Loats

I’m the exact same. I’ve NEVER subscribed to anyone’s podcast or anything aswell.

Dodji Akuesson

I am almost ashamed of how I went from not knowing who any of you guys are to being subscribed to this Patreon in less than a week

nada

I can’t wait for zach’s second moment drunk but this time we’re witnessing it

nada

I fucking love when skylar is there, it becomes ultimately funnyyyy

mae lis

i absolutely love it here!

mae lis

this is my first subscription to a podcast on here!

Asia O'Kane

Alyssa girl don’t let these comments get to you, your absolutely gorgeous & your body is beautiful ! People only pick on others because they don’t feel good about themselves. Your a dime 🤍🔥 F who says otherwise 💋

Leahhhh

Zach is so hot

itshannah

i am so so so excited to watch this

grace

oh my god zach is so fucken funny

Madi

love u jared, solid work. funny ep but LAME AF jared is the only cool one & was drunk, rigged

Janelle

Not gonna lie I kinda wish Tara would've gotten a little buzzed for the drunk episode since it's only once a month. But I also understand not wanting to.

Kat

Alyssa’s hair looks GORGGG

Kat

Need skyler on the regular podcast more… i love u queensicle

Will

The Subtitles At 48:45 Heard Skylars Accent And Choose The Most Popular Word Used😂🐺

Mila

I feel so bad for Zach he didn’t get Taco Bell, I can’t believe nobody has noticed that he didn’t Order anything , I bet if Indi was there she will realize that. Anyways this episode was fun🤩.

Adi

These just keep getting better and better. I love drunk Jared so much (you're all amazing tbh)

jor

I love seeing Alyssa laugh 🫶🫶😭

jor

Tara is wild 😭😭😭😭 I love her she’s completely sober but she’s still so forward im cackling

Amy Singh-Young

I love Jared

jor

hello???💀💀 chill out brother ur getting a bit parasocial now they’ve all interrupted eachother at a point, and she’s probably just not used to a podcast setting😭 chill out

AmsAZ14

Wait how many subscribers are they at rn?

AmsAZ14

Zach was quieter this episode he was very keen on Tara and Jared the most. Love you guys!

Makayla

I was wondering when it would be brought up that Zach didn’t get the phone to order 😂

Danzell

Anyone else catch Tara say she was dtf lol

Allison Valdes

Yes I always notice that!

Sam

Is it just me or does Tara have a bit of a tude with Zach in this lol

Maddie

cry about it.

Alexandra

👎🏼

Alexandra

Alyssa is so GORGEOUS!!!!

Sam

I love Alyssa lmaooo

Zoe Lewis

Best 1 hour of my life was just spent watching the episode❤️❤️ love them all so much!

jewell

Jared is too sweet

Megan

this is deff the second best drunk ep the uncrustables carried lol

Maddie

why’s Tara always cutting Alyssa offffffffff 🤦🏽‍♀️

Maddie

*Alyssa talking* Tara interrupts - “Can i have something nice said about me” Zach- “ you are such a little pick me okay… let us go” I just know they all think she’s a pick me. Alyssa just stays quiet but makes it know with her faces! *Love that* Zach…well he obviously makes jokes 😭 Skyler🤔…he tries changing the subject 😂 and Jared just laughs so it’s not awkward 🤭 *Jareds so precious, he’s so bby girl 🎀”

Julian Herrera

I love the fact that the late upload was most definitely bc no one edited it for a long time lmao

Savannah Billingsley

Stop why are they being so mean to Jared he's too innocent lol

Amorie Washington

this ep was funny we need more drunk jared

Amorie Washington

nah fr to me this is the tara i’m used to like it just depends on who she’s with

Sienna

I can’t wait to see Zach drunk

Payton

jared almost had his sober thoughts come out when tara said “yeah you wanna” 🤣🤣🤣

Ethan Guinness

If you get Taco Bell you gotta get a Baja blast

Leilani

i loveeee when tara is on the podcast!! T_T

Maddie

this episode made me really realize that Tara really is yapper 😭

Maddie

Why am I the only one excited to see the stool for Tara 😭😭

Ivan

I havent laughed like this in a long time. That whole taco bell sequence was hilarious

leslie rawson

Look up Macy Nicole she looks identical to Hayden I love macys content and pod!

spooky Chan

Wayment...... did Jared say he kissed tara???

Maddie

Why do I wanna smoke with Skyler 😭 he seems so fun 😂

Bartosz Oleniacz

skyler with the zynbabwes😭

spooky Chan

I too for long have wondered if she's a cowboys fan

Jackie

This was fr one of the best episodes every I laughed so hard

Jesus Garcia

hell yeah son

Jesus Garcia

SAME

Jesus Garcia

i third that

Simon Mouv

We need drunk mukbang episodes

Haley

I will say Alyssa did offer to order him something but he said no, and someone offered to split theirs and he said no to that too

j

Same ;(

j

YES! I second!

Hannah Rae

Hayden is also in Scream 4 and 6 if you need more movies to watch. Kirby is the best character in the movies

Jackie

Skylar asking for the hot sauce over and over to drunk Jared had me scream laughing 😂

Shawna lee

zach can we get a full devil doesn’t bargain cover??

Giselle Gonzalez

I think she’s great but sometimes her personality throws me off. I think it’s just how self absorbed she comes across, idk. She doesn’t seem like she’s herself (idk maybe guard up) so she puts up a façade, which ok I guess but sometimes she comes off with an attitude. Not just this episode but a few others :) I like tho that she can be very uplifting to them but yeah I guess it depends what Tara you get.

carly drake

nobody offering zach anything made me so upset

Shawna lee

🌮 sorry zach no one got u a taco 💔

Jackie

TARA AND TANA AND MAKING A VIDEO TOGETHER?????? HELL YEAH

Shawna lee

honestly just watching them talk/argue about the taco bell was worth the 7.50 i paid this month 💜

pearl

she didn't even have an attitude whattt

pearl

ME IT WAS HILARIOUS WATCHING HER EYES LAST TIME

pearl

stfu plz and thanks!

NJ

The thought of Jared gutting anyone at all is hysterical

Rachel Johnson

GET SKYLAR ON MORE OF THE NORMAL PODCAST EPISODES TOO PLS I LOVE HIM

pearl

bro Alyssa is actually so pretty I am in love with her hair

luana car

we need more episodes with the 5 of them together 😭

luana car

none of them would appreciate you shitting on their friend :) that’s just the way tara is and if they didn’t like her they wouldn’t keep asking her to come back on

Bisakha B

literally clicked on this video for tara

Halfairy

I feel sooooo bad about Zach not getting his Doritos locos aww

Shridog

“Can I get a compliment for myself” very Leo lol

Stas Nom

Bisakha B

tara yummy gang

Amorie Washington

well stop watching omg

Stas Nom

Adrian Garza

Ive never wanted to see someone eat wings more than i do rn

Will

I love alyssa

Ricardo Portillo

So what I’m hearing is wing date with Jared for February giveaway?

allison

it’s funny seeing tara dog on jared of him slurring his words when she was way worse last drunk podcast😭

Dylan Stewart

She’s absolutely beautiful

Dylan Stewart

Agreed, I wish I had a group of friends like this

Andrew

Great drunk episode I’ve been wanting to watch a new drunk episode after I’ve been drinking and so happens I just got a bottle of vodka when one of these came out so perfect timing and shout outs to Jarad for being committed and drinking great episode love all you guys

Jessica Mcevoy

Why wouldn’t Jared give zach one of his three items when zach said he didn’t get anything💀

Liberty Love

I FEEL FOR SKYLER!! I didn’t realize how anxious I was & how hard it was to make friends coming from a town where everyone knows you, your family & your second cousins ex girlfriends dogs name😭😂

Alisha Bonilla

could quite literally be the best drunk episode ever

Chelsea

Love Tara!!!

Matthew Young

i wanna go to the body shop strictly because i love Mötley Crüe

Kalle Pohjola

Almost died of laughter to that wings bit 🤣 but Jared seemed pretty offended by it so I feel bad for him. Hope you’re doing great bro 🫶

Anaflor

she was literally so quiet wtf are u talking about

jessie luxo

Me a stripper watching this podcast: 🧍🏽‍♀️

Silver Bullet

At 1:05 it was cool to see tara’s reaction to zack actually getting up to bring the ice to alyssa , it’s like she never thought that he could be nice 😂

Bella-S

the combo of you 5 is so cute! love you all and a kiss for Sugar

Elza Martinova

I looove when there's all five of them together. So chaotic, but so good

autumn🎀

stoppp same

autumn🎀

stfu

OnE

Alyssa, you're beautiful please ignore the rude ass comments, The people here love you. STOP already.... Please!!

Pete P. Peterson

I'm not gay but, I love you Jared.

Joselyn

Taras dynamic is just super different and who knows which Tara you get

🃏

Zskor skor

ASMR starts @52 min ;)

autumn🎀

alyssa is literally perfect i wish she wasn’t insecure

ashley

getting drunk with jared would be so much fun omg

asiangirl292

literally was sitting here thinking abt why no one passed the phone to zach 😭😭

mic pete

alyssa laughing her ass off is my favorite thing in the history of the podcast

Manuel Blackson

The fact they were talking about Taco bell. and Jared giving everyone updates on the delivery. To Zack asking tara for a chip to helping Skyler get his sauces. To Zach asking were his food was. And Jared still didn't hear til he sat down. 🥐🥐🥐🥐😂😭😵‍💫

Robert237o

Skylar begging in the background for the hot sauce while Jared’s fumbling around had me rolling for a solid 5m LMAO also we love you Alyssa!!!

lalalal

idk if its just me but the vibe seemed super off the entire ep lmfao

Kyden Mccurdy

skyler’s so hot idc idc and i love alyssa so much🩷🩷that’s pookie

Jolena C

Drunk Jared is so funny I died laughing

danielle

Am I the only one a little bummed that Tara didn't get drunk this time? Lol

Manuel Blackson

Best part was the taco bell sequence and Zack not getting any food ☹️ 🤣🤣🤣

Taryn Depos

I love ALYSSA, girl ur beautiful, thic is in, and u need to lose the blanket! 😘 SKYLER ,I don't think it's a full podcast anymore without you, it's like a family member is missing, because yes the dropouts family is my family as well! TARA, you already know ur needed baby girl 💕! JARED, your anger is even filled with compliments and compassion, but zoesh tashcosh nshe fasshhesh uuu, alekesh arrr soee firnny! ❤️😎 Zachary Christian Justice, ur name is just on fckn middle column status anytime a Z, C, or J is typed. It used to be cu*t which is my favorite word so, lol, nevermind brother I was leaning towards feel special 'that I love you more than cun*', or 'now ur my favorite word '.. I realize both are not great commentary so I just love your beautiful eyes and gorgeous smile! (Like I'm part of the give each person a compliment thing🤦🏽‍♀️ not even on purpose)🫦🤓💯☺️😜

Catie Yingling

This was great! I feel Zach with the watching everyone else eat and not having anything. Story of my life lmao

Private Private

Ok Jared is actually more relaxed when he is drunk 😇😇😇🥳

Z I R K

20 min in... does it pick up any steam??

Brenda Aniceto

ugh great episode guys fr!

Gabriel McClure

Also Skylar’s face at 31:37 was hilarious

Gabriel McClure

Regardless of what happens, I can tell this is a group of people that really care for each other. everyone seems mature enough to listen and learn. Which is something I see very little of anymore, so it’s very refreshing to see it here. Keep doing what you guys are doing. All of you guys do well with learning from your mistakes.

Taylor

Jared was so funny this episode!! 😂

Abraham Alanis

This one was a bit more unhinged than the rest in a different way and it was an amazing watch, I’ll go stream Jared’s new song since he got so drunk for the pod, love yall