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MARCH MADNESS 2021 - THE FINALS
🕑 Added 2021-03-31 16:00:06 +0000 UTCWe stand at a crossroads.
A fandom torn between two monsters that have been haunting the silver screen since the earliest days of motion pictures...
Vampires - those sensual, immortal creatures who thirst for blood in the darkness.
Mummies - the bandaged undead of the desert, cursed for all eternity.
THE FINAL BATTLE OF FRANCHISE MARCH MADNESS 2021:
TWILIGHT VS THE MUMMY.
Both have hotties.
Both have action and adventure.
Both have memes.
WITH TWILIGHT, you get:
1) NEW MOON director Chris Weitz offering inside perspective during that film's commentary.
2) An opportunity to talk about the YA fiction craze of the late aughts.
3) An insane first-time viewing for Ben.
4) Lots of kissing for David.
WITH THE MUMMY, you get:
1) A front-row seat to the Fraser-ssance, which Super Yaki has willed into existence.
2) An opportunity to talk about the Dark Universe, as this series will include the Tom Cruise reboot.
3) Dusty deserts, caves, and crypts for Ben.
4) Lots of sexual tension for David.
Only one franchise can take this year's Patreon MM championship.
Choose wisely!
Comments
Scott Kraus
PSA: the Twilight Blu Ray set is cheaper to buy than it is to rent/purchase digitally on Amazon at the moment. Also looks like it's on Showtime for all you Jimmy Lennon Jr. fans
Raphael Esguerra
Oh he’s real we had a sighting on the BC Twitter post about Twilight winning lmao.
Stephanie Cumings
Serious question: is Jordan real or is he a professional troll paid by patreon to increase engagement on the platform?
