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MARCH MADNESS 2023 - Day 20
🕑 Added 2023-03-20 16:00:06 +0000 UTCIt was close, but it seems like death finally met his match in Jackie Chan. Police Story moves on to the next round!
Up today - demonic sadists with body modifications vs. Joe Vitarelli.
It’s HELLRAISER vs. THE JELLY TRILOGY.
With HELLRAISER, we’d cover 5 films:
- Hellraiser (1987)
- Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
- Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
- Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
- Hellraiser (2022)
With the JELLY TRILOGY - a thing that exists and we did not make up - we would cover 3 mafia comedies that feature character actor Joe Vitarelli:
- Analyze This (1999)
- Analyze That (2002)
- Mickey Blue Eyes (1999)
Do you guys think Jelly would make a good Cenobite? Sound off in the comments.
JK - vote for your fave franchise:
Comments
Christopher Teuma
This isn't democracy, this is sport!
Chris Hubbard
😢 really wanted to hear more about lady pinhead
EvanEightNine !
Jelllllyyyyyy!
Derrek Drass
The fix is in
Gerry
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Democracy simply doesn’t work.
Tyler Duggan
This is brilliant.
eric english
Congrats Jelly Stans, you did it.
Mauricio Salas
Who's voting Hellraiser at this point? Bunch of spoilsports
Olivia Haidar
What da fuck
August Hammel
oh my god VOTE JELLY
Shane Hosea
I already lost Kon, I can't lose Jelly too
Jackie farmer
Let the 2 friends cover horror you cowards!
Aidan
つ ◕◕ ༽つ DAS FUCKED UP ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ
Emily Lind
Hellraiser has way more chains and therefore gets my vote.
David Rollison
Jelly is short enough that they'll do it without the vote, give me that Cenononsense! Wet skelingtons! Labored fairytale analogies! CD HEAD!
Andrew Forster
I literally came here to post that. These titans of cinema should join forces
Azar
compromise solution: they cover both, alternating back and forth. Call it the Jellraiser series
Skimbleshanks The Railway Cat
Jelly would be perfect given the upcoming release of his memoir, Jelly On Jelly
JT Sitko
Jelly is the most real and beautiful trilogy. It's basically qatsi trilogy 2
Kayleigh
Vote for Jelly you losers
Lawrence Guest
Jelly is dumb
Toastman Jack
guys just do Jelly anyway
Dana Hamstra
Shocked jelly is losing
Lena Delaney
DAS FUCKED UP
Austin McDougle
imagine voting against Jelly… embarrassing
Zak Goldberger
looking at the numbers right now, thinkin' das fucked up. VOTE JELLY CMON
Chet Kazalski
JELLY! JELLY! JELLY!
kyle sims
regardless of the victor, hell is going to be raised if y’all ain’t ready for this jelly
Brendan Radigan
I'm in it for Hellraiser ALL THE WAY, BABY
Matt Reifschneider
HELLY NOT JELLY. WOOO!
Tyler Duggan
I’m seeing more comments pro-Jelly than not. The Hellraiser fan base is (predictably) quiet.
greg kerr
How the hell is Jelly not winning this? I am ropeable about this.
Jack o Diamonds
A half a sandwich!!! Vote jelly!!! Fuck!!!
Peter Angelinas
WE STILL HAVE 5 HOURS TO REVIVE THE JELLY TRAIN MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE
Manish Agarwal
Wobble wobble wobble
Boogie
I love the Hellraiser films, but I KNOW Jelly films will generate better discussion and episodes. Team Jelly.
Joshua Ochoa
Good thing I live on the same continent. Have no problems letting the nation down😎
Abigail Noy
I am so disappointed in everyone not voting for Jelly!!!!!!!!!
Alice
I swear if you motherfers don’t vote for jelly you’re not only letting the nation down, you’re letting our boys down. (Marie, forky and the boss baby are included in the boys)
Tyler Duggan
JELLLLLLLEEEHHH
Matthew Levell
I literally couldn’t breathe from laughing during the March Madness update pod when they talked about Jelly. I am genuinely shocked Jelly isn’t walking away with this?!
Thaine Smith
Hell yeah
CT
A vote for Hellraiser is a vote for a discussion about Clive Barker, one of the most interesting figures in horror. And the pod hasn’t had enough horror in general.
Kawaiidebu
Call me peanut butter cause I need some Jelly
Teddy K
I LOVE those goofy Hellraiser sex nerd demons but if they knock out our sweet sweet Jelly Man, I don’t know what I’ll do.
Andrew Jones
I can't believe after all this talk, Jelly could lose to some box-lovin' devil-nerds.
Robert Carroll
I just wish one of the contenders had some Robin Williams in it. I'd love to hear the guys' opinion on the man in general. I voted Jelly, but I want Helly. I'm complicated
Brynndiana Jones
borrrrrrrrrrring
John Paxton
Don't care, but Jelly obviously needs to be stopped.
Jacob Raleigh
Helly vs. Jelly? I only want one of those things in my belly!
Alex Wolinetz
This is fucking weird!!! Vote jelly!!!
CJ Foss
I can't believe people are voting to watch Hellraiser: Bloodline and not Analyze That
john-kawika shelton
Jelly :(
Jackie farmer
Come on freaks!!!
Uncle Frankie
Make a new patreon for direct to video sequels. Like the Hellraisers. I will subscribe 10x
Ben Bequette
Crystal content De Niro content Harold Ramis content Hugh Grant content Jelly art
Alex Staniloff
This is a terrible decision one has to make but in times like these, I google image search Joe Vitatelli, and my jelly lights the way.
Rad Rodge
The fellas doing it eventually in protest will not diminish my joy and relief in the here and now
Rad Rodge
Finally taking Jelly off the board will be the sweetest victory in either bracket
masonlusk
Who ever doesn’t vote for Jelly might accidentally fall on a knife seven times and then over a bridge into a river. Don’t risk it. Be safe.
Andrew Reck
Jelly!!!!! Please Jelly!!!
Kevan Patrick
Butterball may be the most nefarious member of Pinhead’s court, but Jelly is the most huggable member of the mafia underworld. Seriously, we’ve been dancing around covering Analyze This/That for YEARS now, it’s time for the Jelly trilogy!
Hunter Steffes
I don’t understand how Jelly is losing. I thought we liked it when the hosts have fun!
Anthony Regina
Dat’s fucked up
CT13
Wasn't expecting Hellraiser to be the horror franchise that maybe makes it to the next round hah
Champagne and Gummy bears
JELLY! Who is voting for Hellraiser over Jelly? And also how dare you
Matthew Farthing
What kind of sadomasochist votes Hellraiser over the Jelly trilogy?
Casey Malone
Jellraiser.
Matt Reifschneider
Butterball is the most nefarious member of Pinheads court.
Matthew Marquez
Vote Jelly because Butterball don't shake like that
Eric
jelly
Jonah
Rest easy my brother, Jelly is inevitable
Nathan
Love Butterball
Filip Boratyn
If Jelly loses what's even the point anymore!
Benjamin Neithercut
Isn’t Jelly in “The Firm” too?
Nicholas Razzante
Jelly Gents rise up!
Matthew Chmiel
Going Hellraiser to keep a horror franchise in the running since it’s a genre this pod never goes too much in depth on. Sorry Jelly, I wanted you to go further.
HappyCroc
We should all agree that rather than splitting the horror vote we all agree to vote Hellraiser.
Jay
Jackie Chan deserves to get a pre-Police Story retrospective: The Young Master, The Fearless Hyena (my favorite that I’ve seen), Half a Loaf of Kung-fu, etc.
Bill Sweet
Jellraiser?
Collin Odell
Can we include The Firm, where Jelly plays a small but pivotal role, to make it the Jelly Quadrilogy (If Alien can do a quadrilogy, why can't Jelly)?
Joe Skonce
JELLY JELLY JELLY
Willy Evans
I will be voting against Jelly every round after the travesty that was the first round win over Apu
Nate Shu
Come on, guys. Let's get Jelly to the finish line!
George Dunne
Jelly bit is great. Hellraiser has chains tho!
Andrew
Do it for Jelly
JB
It’s time to unlock the Jellyment Configuration
Charlie
jelly.
Chuck Nipper
Jelly or we riot
Sean Sakimae
HELLY over JELLY, baby!
Kevin Rowley
Hoping Jelly wins. It would be so fun. Just pure delight from David every time he's on screen.
Jon Washington
CHAINS
James Smith
Ben would have the most important takes on Hellraiser.
Steven Thomas
Marie deserves a raise for the pic juxtaposition
Donald W Pratt
Peanut Butter lobbying.
Bradley Churton
Ben vs David. Who do you love most Chequies?
Erich Van Dussen
To quote myself when ordering toast for breakfast: Jelly, please.
Geraint Thomas
How is Jelly not 1000 votes ahead?
Tyler McClellan
Toughest matchup by far
Alex Perry
This is the most brutal one for me.
Begemott
JELLY! JELLY! JELLY!
danethemichael
If hellraiser loses I will become pinhead for real
Matthew Kennedy
If I have to look at something so vile & disgusting it taints my soul, I'd rather it be Billy Crystal. Jelly FTW!
Lauren Damon
Cmon give Ben all those Hellraiser chains
Tim Turner
JELLY OR WE RIOT
T.J.
Jellraiser
bigcabba
Sorry, David, but Hellraiser sounds more fun. I mean CD has to be addressed.
Sean Dooley
If we'd only be doing 5 hellraiser movies that is a waste, Vote Jelly!
Kevin Grow
J 👏🏻ELLY👏🏻
Ray Goldberg
“What are you??” “Demons to some. Angels to some. Jelly to others.”
Gretchen Lindensmith
Hellraiser, please.
ULVaughn
and the crowd goes wild for Jelly!
Will Redmond
Jelly needs to win the whole damn thing
Gerry Canavan
[Blank Check Patreon] Me: [chanting] Jelly, Jelly Other patrons: Jelly, JELLY Chip Smith: [pounding his clipboard] JELLY, JELLY, JELLY!
Tom
Jelly because those most of the Hellraiser movies are a chore
Jason Feffer
#Jelly2023
overthebw
Playing out a delightful scenario in my head in which Jelly accidentally solves the Lament configuration.
ian
Jelly gang rise up
Sam Greer
I love Hellraiser and I’m so god damn close to picking Jelly.
Regis L
Don't you DARE vote for Jelly.
Javier Alcácer
hooks, chains, leather and flesh.
Eggnog The Space Cadet
With Liberty and Jelly for All
Evan
I don't think I've seen a single Hellraiser. Would make for an interesting series for me
AJ Martin
JELLY GANG RISE UP
Daniel A. Barron
Butterball Nation.
Bobby Mageau
JELLY GANG
Patrick Orlob
If Jelly wins, I'm going to raise hell.
Wade Hollomon
JELLY 4 LYFE
Joel Orr
Jellraiser
TV's Kevin Lanigan
I’m a Jelly Belly!
Josh Darby
Jelly! Jelly! JELLY!!
