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YOUR 2023 PATREON MARCH MADNESS CHAMP

🕑 Added 2023-04-01 16:00:07 +0000 UTC

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Tony Jennaway

Regardless of the franchise they’re bound to go off track and talk about the films a little bit.

Mrs. Long

I like the Matt Damon story line. I like in 13 when he wears the nose! Ha! Plus woot woot Brad is eating!

Derrek Drass

But eating lays chips is a character arc

Tyler Duggan

I’m here for this.

Sam Greer

Yeah, way too many sci-fi bros on here who don’t know how to handle losing. It will be ok, I promise.

Raphael Esguerra

Disney’s Oceans should be a bonus Patreon episode to the Patreon episode

Moah Nartinez

The “This is NOT normal” sticker on my Subaru Outback now refers to the Oceans movies winning March Madness.

Seth Adams

Boooo who cares boooo

Matthew O'Reilly

I thought BlankieCon was happening in Vegas for a minute 😔

Don Montrey

I look forward to their analysis of the crazy Julia Roberts subplot in Ocean’s 12.

William Evans

The irony of your comment is that these aren’t my favorite movies like you’re assuming. They’re just more entertaining commentaries.

Martin Schneider

The international bracket is for the main feed which is available for free. The goofy miniseries bracket is behind the paywall and are not structured conversations but rather "commentaries" in which they react to the movies in real time.

JB

Also Patreon eps are usually commentaries while they watch the movies

Rory Dunn

Jesus dude, calm down. It's all for fun.

Rory Dunn

The director bracket is for main feed episodes where they go through complete filmography. The Patreon bracket is voting for a series to be covered behind the pay wall.

J. Bailey Burcham

I don't know! It's lost!!!

J. Bailey Burcham

First of all ... You sound like a reddit troll. Second of all I only mildly enjoy the Blade Runner films. But the diversity alone and the revisit of Scott would all be worth it. You honestly think the 3 Clooney flicks are going to be enjoyable, diverse discussions? Nah.

Mike Dickson

The irony of your “quote” at the end is you are doing exactly what you are criticizing others for, just you happen to “win” the vote here, so you feel justified.

Ben Bequette

To blame ‘bros’ for Oceans winning and then say something this sci-fi boy cringe is so funny

Daniel Ketchum

They have 2 brackets. The Korean directors were the finalists of the main feed bracket of a director they will cover later in the year. Park Chan-Wook won by one vote.... The second bracket is the Patreon feed of a miniseries they will do on the Patreon feed. Oceans movies won. They aren't doing Logan Lucky for that.

Britt B

What happened to the Korean directors? I’m really confused about the structure of March madness

Britt B

Logan Lucky special features bonus episode?

Kevin Love Hewitt

Not everyone interacts with them that way. Also “fun” isn’t what everyone is into these for. I watch the movie then listen to the commentary as a podcast. I don’t sync the two up.

William Evans

Me too but not sarcastically

Kevin Love Hewitt

This

William Evans

The Blade Runner films are crazy overrated, especially 2049. Those commentaries (outside of Next) would be a snoozefest in practice too. Once again people confusing “my personal favorite movies” with “fun commentaries that I would actually want to listen to”.

Tyler

Oh no, where did we put it?

ALYSSA

I AM WILLING TO BE THE GUEST ON OCEANS ELEVEN (2001). IM A NOBODY BUT I CAN TALK ABOUT THAT MOVIE FOREVER 😂

Sarah Palmer

😴

Bairbre

Conor Beales

Ben better be eating the entire time.

Roberto Stadthagen

Wrong kid died

Benjamin

If you took all the best moments from all the Oceans movies and spliced them together into a bro Frankenstein’s monster, you would still have a film unworthy of mention in the same conversation with the lesser Blade Runner film.

Benjamin

This is essentially 2016 all over again. Guess I’ll have more free time. Too many bros on here.

MB

dick could have defeated the whales trilogy, but not the whole ocean(s)

Austin McDougle

So long, Tricky Dick!

J. Bailey Burcham

Also.... If they were only covering things we are fans of it wouldn't be the podcast we know and love.

J. Bailey Burcham

But you love the 6 Ocean's films that are ALL THE SAME?!

Kawaiidebu

Okay but now I’m waiting on the Whale(s) series.

JFox

RIP Dick

Max

Thank goodness. It was too close for comfort, but since I've rallied against PKD every single round, it's good to finally overcome that slog.

Matt

Hot take but I’m there with you.

Tyler Duggan

Not a fan of any cut of that movie.

Tyler Duggan

Me too, goddamn.

donald stead

Results like this remind me why I don't feel at home in this world anymore. Instead 2 masterpieces and 4 very interesting movies, we get 2 well-made, entertaining movies, 2 ok movies and a movie so painfully boring I am still shocked it spawned a remake. I'm sure they'll make it interesting but still, WHY (screamed while shaking fists against the heavens)???

Chris Radicone

I'll enjoy this because, hey they do a great job but damn if this is disappointing. I would have enjoyed the commentary for Scanner Darkly also its been awhile since I've seen the Adjustment Bureau.

Alexander Parker

Dicks out for Dick

HappyCroc

I did not. I realised watching that Rick & Morty episode that heist might be my least favourite movie genre, I never watch them.

Tyler Duggan

I mean… I feel like they pretty clearly cover the why in the film. Did you see it? It’s… pretty durn good. No Secret of the Ooze, but what is?

Sam A. Sipe

Cowardliness

John Szolscek

Please still do Hellraiser one day. Ben will be so excited about all the chains!

HappyCroc

Oh that would make (movie producer) sense, good call

Drew B Hall

I WANT THE LAST CHECK I WRITE TO BOUNCE, BABY!!!!!!

Michael Kolodziej

Yeah I don't hate the main feed results, just wasn't my preference.

Cory Gard

These are ultimate hangout movies. Perfect for commentaries.

Jeremy Costa

Warner Bros past handling of franchises would lead to my assumption they expected a guaranteed sequel trilogy to make it 8,9,10, right?

Jack Barr

Please add Logan Lucky to the lineup

HappyCroc

This was my last chance to make a Dick joke, and I blew it.

Colin

Glad we get to talk about Brad Pitt eating different foods on screen instead of BLADE RUNNER

CT13

I guess we’ll get a lot of stories of George and Brad’s wacky on-set pranks and antics…

HappyCroc

Wow, that is a truly horrible Photoshop job for the Ocean's 8 poster. Also, why 8? It makes no sense, the series has gone 11, 11, 12, 13, 8. It's deeply unsatisfying.

RJ Burchatz

Hahhahahahahaaaa Dick-Heads

HappyCroc

Patreon is a bit rubbish, but I'm happy with Park on main. Really glad we didn't end up with an English language director.

Alethia St. Joan

And the Dick went down!

Manish Agarwal

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Raphael Esguerra

Feel the Bern(ie Mac)

Daniel Willey

Scream losing was the only one that hurt for me.

Nate Shu

And in honor of the Ocean's films winning, Ben should plan a heist to steal the Bambino

Non è un problema per noi

I cannot believe we’re not watching blade runner you guys shame shame shame

Michael Kolodziej

I'm disappointed by both the main feed and Patreon results, but I'm glad there are people who are happy. I'll continue my Patreon membership to support the content and joy you've provided especially over the last 3 years!

Seymour Butz

*raises martini*

J. Bailey Burcham

Y'all are nuts for this. We just lost Blade Runner.

Ryan O'Reilly

The two friends must do a live commentary at the Bellagio, I don’t make the rules

Gerry Canavan

PKD was right: We live in a Black Iron Prison.

Frog Dimples (Jesse)

Lame AF. I must be missing something here for these to be the winner. I love whatever Griffin & David do, but this wasn't what I expected to happen. 🤣