MARCH MADNESS 2024 - Day 29
🕑 Added 2024-03-29 16:00:14 +0000 UTCOooh sorry to Adam Sandler, but those Pulp Heroes seem invincible!! Dick Tracy, the Rocketeer, et all advance to the Final Four!
Today's matchup - the first in our Final Four - boils down to...DAVID VS BEN.
It's TABLETOP GAMES vs HIGHLANDER.
With TABLETOP GAMES, we'd cover six films (and yes, we've added Ouija: Origin of Evil to the roster):
Clue
Battleship
Dungeons & Dragons
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Ouija
Ouija: Origin of Evil
With HIGHLANDER, we'd cover four movies:
Highlander
Highlander 2: The Quickening
Highlander 3
Highlander Endgame
Who moves on to the FINALS???
Comments
Gagortion
How is Highlander losing so badly? Wtf is wrong with you people? You'd rather hear about that 2000 D&D movie or whatever than 1999's Highlander: Endgame? The Highlanders from the show and the movies are both in it! Y'all are losers and don't deserve the movies.
scott anderson
Next Ben's choice, 4 Highlander movies
Luke Crawford
Goodbye Highlander, gone but not forgotten. At least the Patreon bracket is guaranteed to be fun though. I'm almost dreading anything on main feed EXCEPT Lynch, and that's only an "OK" prospect...
ian
God damn
Hendoh Bendoh
Let it be known I voted Highlander
Chad Hemphill
So sorry Ben
Stephen Mochan
Ben doesn’t deserve this
Kawaiidebu
I became a coward towards the prospect of those later Highlanders. All the tabletops seem like bangers…
TheFuzzyJew
he still can!
chet sauer
i’m gonna go home and have sex with my wife.
Omeed
Why do y’all hate Ben so much
Fred
Big Sword!!!!! No!!!!!
Randy Braun
Damn, Highlander got folded like LAUNDRY
Conor Dabler
They ain’t gonna sink this battleship!!
Conor Dabler
Tabletop “the wrecking ball” games
Shoopdawoopa
Guys, let’s all buy Ben a sword, maybe a couple
OG McDuck
Table top provides a nice mix of good movies and bad, while Highlander isn't just a lot of bad movies but rather the same bad movie over and over again. Sorry, Produer.
Ancient alien
We failed you, Ben. 🗡️😞🛡️
Ancient alien
Y’all are making a big mistake 😭 BOO!!!!!!!!!!🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
Literaltruth
Aww, really wanted Highlander but honestly I'm just so happy that Adam Sandler and his weird unfunny baby voice is out of the running that I don't mind who wins
Chris Radicone
Holy shit haven't thought about this years.
Bonesaw Greene
Ben could've bought a sword guys
Connor MacKinnon
Potential Actual Play I think clinched it majorly
Brian Lorenzo
Clue, D&D:HAT, and Ouija 2 fucking rule. Enough to make up for Battleship, D&D, and Ouija 1
Chris Hubbard
So disappointed by this result.
Will McLaren
Noice. The dream would be to have Kawajiri on the bracket cause all his movies own bones.
Tobey
I suggested that too in an earlier Highlander poll! That movie owns bones.
Will McLaren
I know it’s doomed in this round but ya’ll should include Yoshiaki Kawajiri’s anime Highlander movie if you ever do the series.
Adam Bruski
Sorry, Ben.
Anthony Regina
A real “Whoever wins, we win” situation, but I’m giving HIGHLANDER my pity vote/
Ben Schultz
The fact that Ben doesn’t have a medieval weapon of some kind is a travesty.
Jordan Gibson
If you guys play a game for Tabletop you should play Nightmare the VHS game. I will send this bad boy to you free of charge just to hear you fight with the crypt keeper
Johnny Pomatto
I naturally love CLUE but really could take or leave unpacking the rest of the tabletop games. Hoping PULP HEROES effortlessly puts all its pieces back in the box this weekend.
Erick Sanchez
I'm sad to be taking away an excuse for Ben to buy a sword
daniel newfield
This is my one argument for Highlander: HOS ASS SHIT! Do it for the Hos
Anthony Carillo
crazy spanish peacock
Andrew Carden
CLUE = closest thing we'll ever get to a John Landis episode?
24HRVideo
Going Tabletop just for the variety
Robert Young
I don’t hate the movie; I just think it’s on par with mid-tier Marvel. As for Jarnathan, he’s just a lazy plot device with a goofy name.
Anthony Pierre Coco
heh, Tabletop keeps cruuuuushing
Chris Scarin
It was mostly a mean joke above all, but also a vent that most of the in person friend group discussions I have these days are inevitably going to involve either sports fantasy/parlays or D&D campaign stories and in-jokes, and I imagine that’s at least where at least some of the juice is coming from here lol. But like I alluded to, it’d still be a fine series! It’s also I guess a chance to see, like, the inverse Ghostbusters happen with Ouija and Origin of Evil.
Bon Champion
I like that movie but Jarnathan is absolutely a bottom shelf bit
Dustin Nguyen
Ben should still get a real sword for the DnD game #GetBenSword
Bairbre
I see what you're saying, but it presupposes Highlander isn't nerd culture. But it's so nerdy it doesn't even realize how hardcore nerdy it is. What could be more nerdy? :D
Shaun William Callahan
As someone who own all Highlander movies on blue ray, including non theatrical, my heart breaks here…. I voted tabletop.
Bairbre
Don't underestimate the magnetic power of Clue.
Josh Mclane
Awwww Godammit H doesn’t stand a chance now. Can Ben still get a sword, please?
Ben DeSart
Can Ben still buy a sword for the DnD game?
R. Grossman
sorry ben, I can't do it
ExciteMike64
Vote Highlander. Vote Ben getting a sword.
Carl Hoppmann
I will always stop and watch Battleship when it's on TNT. I tear up when the old guys fire the Missouri up to the inspirational hum of ACDC.
Rad Rodge
Yeah I keep forgetting about Battleship, that’ll be a fucking good episode. Kitsch time
FirstPet BirthStreet
I'm throwing so many potatoes these next two matchups
Chet Kazalski
Tabletop does not yet know the combined powers of Madonna, Jason Derulo, Gerard Butler, and JESUS!!!
Ray
I have voted Highlander every single time but I really want them to watch clue.
Robert Young
I voted for tabletop, but I want the record to show that Honor Among Thieves is okay at best and Jarnathon can, in fact, suck it.
Sean
Tabletop Games gets us closer to a Mike Flanagan miniseries
Chris Radicone
It's confounding some people would prefer Highlander over the gift that is Tabletop. Dont get me wrong I've been stumping for Highlander when it was up in rotation but there is really no comparison. 1 exquisite movie with a fun but flawed sequel and then two confusing sequels that undo 2 vs one of the finest films put to celluloid and a bunch of fun popcorn movies. For me it's all about avoiding ALW that too me is a rough ask.
Wyatt Gray
Wow! I figured Tabletop Games would eek out the win over Highlander but this margin can only be described as a butchering.
zero
There can be only one! And it ain't that one.
Rad Rodge
At least that many, it seems like, yeah
Rad Rodge
Jaysus. I realize that people like Jarnathan but this margin is shocking
Cynthia
honk for tabletop!! But also I really love that the patreon bracket is mostly lower seeds and the main feed is all 1 seeds, what a great march madness its been
seth wiseman
“Look what they did to my boy.”
James Asmus
Tabletop and Pulp were my wishes from the start, so I think Im gonna be a happy Blankie this year. Also : Highlander as a Ben's Choice would be best of both worlds (that spares everyone the bad follow up)?
Tad Moore
But Ben needs a real Sword!
David freeman
As amazing as Highlander would be it is ultimately another "perfect movie followed by diminishing returns" franchise arcs, which we've already had a lot of discussion of through the Ghostbusters and Terminators miniseries (which I love!). Tabletop games just gives us such a bigger variety of discussions babyyyyyyy
Jack McGuigan
This is pretty disappointing
Owen Phillips
I honestly thought Ben was gonna flip this one with his promise to buy a sword
Kalynne McIntyre
I’m so sorry to Ben but SO EXCITED FOR TABLETOP TALK!
Ryan Baker
Looks like the Highlander will never be.....head of the class.
Beardmask
I knew I'd have to make a tough choice at a certain point and I can't believe it's already here.
Drew Wobser
CLANCY BROWN GIVES ONE OF THE MOST UNHINGED PERFORMANCES COMMITTED TO FILM AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY HIM!?! “I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY: It’s better to BURN OUT, than FADE AWAY!”
Wes Alvis
(Desperately tries to think of another pun)
Wes Alvis
Heads will roll on this one
Wes Alvis
Highlander was too ahead of its time
Jason H
BOOOO
Seth Lambert
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Please, god, vote Highlander!
Alexander Moralez
Booooooo cowards booooooo
Ivan Cockrum
It's all about CLUE
Tyler Trumbull
If it comes down to Tabletop Games vs Pulp Heroes I don’t know which way I’ll vote. But either way I’ll feel like a winner. (But man, I want a Dick Tracy episode so bad.)
Alex Solliday
Sorry Ben 😞
Hadley Anthony
Ben said he would BUY A SWORD and this is how you repay him? For shame, for shame
John Szolscek
Hopefully they'll do Highlander one day, but tabletop has way too much potential.
Christopher Teuma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWLIgjB9gGw
Jake
Table top to the top!!!!
Christopher Teuma
If The Equalizer is less than The Highlander, of which there can only be one, then this is just a roll of the dice.
Jake Jarvi
Tabletop is unstoppable!
Kibblesmith
Sorry, Ben.
HappyCroc
Same, I'm not really interested in the movies there and don't think they'd make good commentaries. I also need to save money, so maybe a kick to unsubscribe for a while.
Emily Scott
Suck it, Highlander!!!
Peaches_En_Regalia
God damn it. There's nothing I wanted less than Tabletop Games and nothing I wanted more than Highlander.
Christopher Teuma
I've grown from infant to full man to old man having heard of Clue and still haven't watched Clue so Clue gets my vote so that I finally watch Clue. The game in Australia is called Cluedo, but the film is called Clue.
Bon Champion
+ Battleship is a piece of shit but a great microcosm of what went wrong in blockbusters of that era
lil rob
Hellouija!
Fred Mercado
Oh snap. He did it to them.
Christian Holub
Omg those toys! I really like “Tabletop Games” and “Pulp Heroes” bc they’re both thematic “franchises” that the show has cobbled together rather than an official cinematic universe, but they make total sense. Clearly other Blankies feel similarly!
Fred Mercado
Speaking of great 80s busts. Beverly D'Angelo in High Spirits. Just art.
John Fowler
I demand 3 distinct commentaries for Clue *I'm sure this has been said 1000x already
Damimoon Sunbeam
I want both these! I know. I'm selfish! 😂
Tobey
I have been championing Highlander this whole time, but now I’m turning on it like Connor MacLeod’s clan when he turns out to be immortal.
James Manning
So much for Highlander! This years March madness is crazy wild! I like it.
Don Knott Steiner
I watched Clue the other day, and seeing Coleen Camp’s unbelievable bust again in so many different profiles, under such soft lightning at times, has made me realize that Griff will get extremely horny. That might make listeners who are incredibly uncomfortable about sex absolutely repulsed. This is why Pulp Heroes must win. Yes, maybe he might extend it to Madonna, Jennifer Connelly, and Zeta Jones. But I feel it won’t be as bad. You’ve been notified, listeners.
Les Chappell
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE… and it’s not Highlander it seems. Apologies to the Meat Lover.
Michael Curley
Thank goodness.
Josh Nunn
Clue and D&D:HAT have sizable cult followings, plus Ouija: Origin also lumps in the Flanagan contingency. Lotta venn diagrams overlapping here
Kevin Grow
They should do Highlander sometime soon but my god the tabletop buzzsaw is hilarious
Manton
Think this solidifies a Highlander series in the near future
Dan Johnson
Especially considering Ben's promise to endanger the others with a sword if Highlander wins.
Manton
Jarnathon
jackson kim murphy
the bottom falling out on highlander
Matthew Chmiel
We will get Taylor Kitsch to the end of the line!
Luca Bruno
what am I missing re: Tabletop?
Rob Bliss
Byelander.
Matthew Chmiel
How do I downvote a comment on here?
Joshua Athridge
First hard choice yet. Gonna vote Highlander for Ben, but I know it's a lost cause.
Terry Ballard
Voted twice by accident, sorry Marie
Liz Norris
If your removed Honor Among Thieves from the list, it would be much closer. I'm convinced that like 60% of the tabletop votes are just for that movie.
Cody F. Schmidt
Tabletop supremacy
Alaric Hahn
The tabletop buzzsaw continues.
Chris Scarin
This is the most disappointing consequence of nerd culture’s rise to prominence since Quantumania, but at least it’s always fun to watch Clue and I am glad David Sims will get to probably say kind things about Honor Among Thieves again lol
Mikko Viinikka
I voted for Tabletop, but now I feel kinda bad for Highlander after seeing the current score.
James Heath
That and Clue, aye. But I’ve not been on board for any of these tangentially linked offerings. The premise is franchises.
Zachary Stein
Hearing Ben on Highlander was the only thing worth voting for.
Brett Holliday
Goodbye Highlander
Manish Agarwal
Having previously voted for Highlander I’ve now switched to Tabletop as it might be the only one with sufficient Benergy to vanquish ye vile olde Tory ALW… ⚔️🐲🎲🤞🏾
FirstPet BirthStreet
People are even excited about the Battleship episode. '27 Yankees of miniseries
BulletProofDrunk17
How about we just go fund me a sword for Ben?
Frog Dimples (Jesse)
Highlander gettin put in it's place. Lol
Eric
It’s gotta be Ben’s choice. Highlander all the way!
Alex Crandall
ohhh Jarnathan
Eric Brown
everyone is rightly very excited for D&D: Honor Among Thieves
M
The Top 4 are Highlander, Tabletop Games, Pulp Heroes, and Andrew Lloyd Webber? I can't lose!
Deven KB
Let’s bring it home, nerds. For Jarnathan!
Andrew Rogers
That drippy axe has total Ben energy
Matthew Chmiel
It’s great because the first D&D and Ouija films are flaming pieces of dogshit, but you get surprise bangers out of the second D&D and Ouija films!
Wade Hollomon
I would love both but gotta vote Highlander for more Jamelle!
Barry Wigham
I want ben to buy the sword!!
James Heath
Really not understanding the boner a lot of y’all apparently have for these tabletop games films. At best, 2 of them attempt to be actual adaptations of the games.
Bread
Clue AND D&D mini series? No brainer.
Gabriel Martino
Sorry Ben, but Jarnathan isn’t in any of the Highlanders
ian
There can be only one
Zef Wagner
There can be only one, and it won't be Highlander.
Benjamin South
Accidentally voted Tabletop Games but I meant to do the opposite. Bummer it seems like my vote would've swayed it
Matthew O'Reilly
I howled when I voted and saw the results 🕵️
Tyler Duggan
I can’t believe y’all are doing Ben so dirty.
Calahan Riley
Don't kill my dreams of a Ben and Jamelle Bouie Highlander episode like this. I love other friends doing commentaries with y'all.
Jason Lynch
I really like the Figbiz Highlander figure, has the Katana from Ramirez
Brett Tucker
The Clue episode tho
Alejandro G
voting for the stealth flanagan series
Trevor Talley
Flames, flames on the side of my face
Kenny Madison
Feeling spicy right now. Clue is wildly overrated
Matthew Chmiel
Can we get Highlander into single digits?
Savannah
I want the sword but Clue is one one my favorite movies 😭 can Ben wield a candlestick in that episode?
Zach Dishman
Jesus, Highlander getting absolutely bodied
john-kawika shelton
Ben
Benjamin Ogden
Ben. Sword. This should be easy!!! Highlander, there can be only one!!!
Jordan Cook
I feel personally attacked
Mrshieldsy
D&D! D&D! D&D!!!
Jack Barr
This and Spike winning just make for a great Friday
Tom Matuszewski
Ah crap, this is the most disappointing result so far. Highlander would have been great! Not so keen on the thrown together series, no real through line.
andy
voting for Ben to get a sword is the only option imo