Spreadmaster's Delight REDUX (Uncut Version)
🕑 Added 2024-07-11 04:00:04 +0000 UTC🚨🚨WARNING 🚨🚨Misophoniacs 🚨🚨- This version of the episode includes eating on mic. CRONCH CRONCH
For our July bonus ep it’s the long-awaited / long-promised sequel to Spreadmaster’s Delight. We take another deep dive into David’s master spreadsheet with all of his personal nominees for the Academy Awards in every category going back to the 1940’s. Using a random Oscar’s generator, Griffin and David jump throughout film history and discuss all their faves! Plus, Ben again presents a roster of spreads to sample!
Topics include: The Origins of the Spreadmaster, first DVD Purchases, Kazaa, Lending Mics and More.
Years / Categories + Spreads covered:
- 2009 - Best Achievement in Makeup
- SPREAD - Chili Crisps
- 1957 - Best Art Direction
- SPREAD - Stracciatella
- 2003 - Best Director
- 1976 - Best Costume Design
- SPREAD - Jalapeño Hummus
- 1974 - Best Adapted Screenplay
- 1996 - Best Picture
- 1950 - Best Picture
- SPREAD - Harissa spread
- 2000 - Best Supporting Actor
- 1954 - Best Supporting Actress
- SPREAD - Preserve Lemon Puree
- 1991 - Best Supporting Actress
- 1997 - Best Original Screenplay
- 1982 - Best Original Score
- 2000 - Best Actor
- SPREAD - PISTACHIO NUT BUTTER
Comments
Jared Oliver
Bite warnings? You’ve got my Patreon subscription for life! 🙏🏾👍💰💸💵
GirlDicta
There’s nothing so relateable to me as David’s desire to maintain these organized lists except possibly Griffin’s inability to maintain them.
Joanna Patterson
Always listen to the full bite version, always love a lunch order. 🙌
Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)
Looking forward to getting an annual summer dose of #thetwofriends talking Oscars and food
Matt Skoufalos
Tuck it under some burrata and you'll be just right
Matt Skoufalos
Welcome Interstate Managers forever. RIP to the hit machine that was Adam Schlesinger
Rad Rodge
What the fellas say about E.T., about an already-really-good movie where half the effectiveness actually still comes from the music, I do also say that about a dozen other Spielberg and Star Wars movies hahah, Johnny Dubs really moves the needle
Rad Rodge
Preserved lemon does rule, it’s frickin great stuff
Rad Rodge
I have to assume this is the situation but yeah, this was flabbergasting, have never heard the David pronunciation at any time in my life needless to say
Lauren
I think you got “preserved lemon” which is like a middle eastern condiment meant to be used sparingly instead of “lemon preserves” which is like marmalade
James Young
Thinking we need the name brands of the spreads in the show descriptions. Definitely need the brand of the Pistachio spread
ian
I already paid them to keep doing it through the rest of the year
Daniel Citron
The reaction to the lemon preserves was so relatable
Jack o Diamonds
Hang up the New York New York bit for the love of Christ . David is so much funnier than this.
Daniel Kramer
Thanks for shouting out Fountains of Wayne. Though Stacy's Mom is a perfectly crafted pop song, it probably doesn't make their top 20. Great band that I miss dearly.
ian
Hell yeah, Phantom of the Paradise mentioned!
Andrew Wyslotsky
Just made a batch of preserved lemons for an event at work. Definitely not a pleasant thing to eat on its own, but going to be delicious in a mignonette for some oysters! I fully support Ben’s lemon purchase.
CT
Have friend of the show Elliott Kalan on the show, he would LOVE to school ya’ll on worthwhile 1930s movies
Nicholas Ewers
I got sober a year ago when the first Spread Master episode came out. Coincidence?
Eric Gendron
Way more Charlize, way more Hanks. It's fascinating
James Brotheridge
My partner actually went to Underworld: Rise of the Lycans because a relative worked on the practical werewolf effects. From my memory, they were good, but I’m obviously biased
Rad Rodge
C R O N C H
Sean Elliott
Oh yeah love that there is a cronch cronch version. Thank you. I LOVE IT. I LIVE FOR IT.
Eliot Gammons
as someone with misophonia it weirdly usually does not bother me in movies like it does in real life / non-fiction settings
Douglas Wykstra
I bet you anything the dang Brits have a different pronunciation for "Corel" or some shit.
Douglas Wykstra
Three possible commentary miniseries that would help David make some inroads on the films of 1935: Literary Adaptations of 1935: - The Raven (1935) - A Midsummer Night's Dream (1935) - A Tale of Two Cities (1935) - Anna Karenina (1935) - David Copperfield (1935) - Crime & Punishment (1935) - Les Miserables (1935) - Becky Sharp (1935) (adaptation of Vanity Fair) - Scrooge (1935) - Call of the Wild (1935) Franchise Entries of 1935: - Gold Diggers of 1935 - Broadway Melody of 1936 (1935) - The Big Broadcast of 1936 (1935) Films of 1935 Whose Titles Did Not Age Well: - If Only You Could Cook - Wife! Be Like a Rose! - The Littlest Rebel - The Gay Deception - Westward Ho
Matthew O'Reilly
I had no idea there was a directors cut of That Thing You Do!, just ordered it
Matthew O'Reilly
Do misophoniacs boycott Brad Pitt movies?
Robert Anton
Recommend 1935 movies for David! Mazurka Ruggles of Red Gap Toni The Good Fairy Carnival in Flanders The Informer (As if there aren’t a million ways to find movies to watch other than unsolicited recommendations. But still…)
Mrs. Long
I love yalls snack eps. I wanna know more of what Ben eats. YUM yum #congratsNelly
gcwolfman
Ahem. It's pronounced "cor-el draw". Please fix!
Zinny Donovan
Yummers Yummers Mouth noises for me
Tobb Gleason
ALWAYS the smick smack cronch version! Give it to me uncut boys!
Tobb Gleason
Always the smick smack cronch version! Give it to me straight!
Jon Holt
preserved lemon is so mf strong. you gotta use like 1/2 tsp
mikey GOLDSMITH
Chomp chomp. Gimme those bites, babeey!
Tom Lowery
We chew-chew-chews you.
Bairbre
We want the cronch, gotta have that cronch awwww!
Dude from earth
But hearing num num is annoying sometimes 😂 it can get pretty gross lol but ima try to listen. It’s not pizza or a sandwhich so it shouldn’t be that bad
Trevor McCandless
Cronch Crew livin’ large tonight.
Benji Black
I only learned fairly recently that the songs in Hans Christian Andersen were written by Frank Loesser of Guys and Dolls fame.
Agent Chodey Banks
David mentioning Marie early on made me realise how much we need her in Speedmaster 3.
Sawyer Huelat
Listening to the uncut versions of BC:SF is the closest I will ever come to whatever the phrase “rawdogging” is.
Calvin
make the eating louder pls
John Gerber
We like the cronch
Jordan B. Anderson
the version for blankies who aren't cowards
Begemott
Lov the cronch