BC March Madness 2025 - Day 23
🕑 Added 2025-03-23 18:00:13 +0000 UTCThere's nothing scarier than the idea of watching all those Robocop sequels, apparently! Psycho wins! And yeah, we're adding Psycho IV to the lineup.
Up today - some hot monsters, hot heroes, hot extraordinary gentlemen. And they all fuck.
It's Sony's Hot Monsters Who Fuck vs Alan Moore Adaptations.
With Sony's Hot Monsters Who Fuck, we'd cover the three films released by Sony/Columbia in the early 90s that were very Serious adaptations of classic monsters. And they're sexy (??):
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Wolf
Also - if you guys want us to do Mary Reilly, we'll do it. But it's boring. Don't say we didn't warn you.
With Alan Moore Adaptations, we'd cover four films that Alan Moore himself hates:
From Hell (2001)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)
V For Vendetta (2005)
Watchmen (2009)
So - who are we fucking with today?
Comments
Christopher Teuma
Mighty Like A Rose is a great album.
Jasper Francisco
Uhh, how the fuck can drink tequila this early?
Benjamin Blattberg
This is a very minor point, but I think in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Tom Sawyer being a spy is sort of a nod to the later Tom Sawyer books: Tom Sawyer Abroad and Tom Sawyer, Detective.
Nick Benson
The Crow could almost be considered a hot Monster who fucks at least
Rad Rodge
I think the short answer is yes but the long answer is that 90s indie comics will eventually defeat Moore for the same reason
William Volny
Boooooooooriiiiiiiing.
Jordan Grimes
Moore is going to such a slog. There is not a fun movie in the bunch.
Nick Benson
Are we getting Moore just because everyone's a comic nerd here? Monster's woulda been better IMO
Andrew Spitzer
Why does everyone want to watch these garbage movies?
Nick Benson
Same, dawg
Harry Kolmer
I think Watchmen is genuinely good, yeah I said it. V for Vendetta is at least a 6 out of 10 and a pretty fun watch. LXG is a hoot and a half and the commentary for it would be a blast unquestionably. The only snooze at all is From Hell, and I'm sure there's plenty of fun Jack the ripper impressions that would get us through that
jahr
Great idea for quickly covering missed films in a series
Matthew Farkas
I know it's a bit late to start adding movies. But why isn't Constantine on the Alan Moore movies. I know it's not based on one of Moore's complete works but Moore did create John Constantine. And it would be a blast to cover
Oliver Scott
Tideland is my favourite live action film of all time. I wouldn’t call it a disaster
Oliver Scott
Please also include the two Alan Moore films that he approves, Show Pieces and the Show!
Jules
To be honest, I would be okay with either of these beating some of the more boring options on this bracket, but I'm still gonna go for Monsters Who Fuck all dayyy. And WITH the Mary Reilly option. I don't have to watch it! They have to watch it! And the bits would be amazing! *whispers* Mary Reilly...
ian
God I hope Moore doesn't win the whole thing. Boring ass bunch of junk
ian
I've seen Wolf, but I'm no longer on Earth
Good
Why does everything l like not win? 😂😂😂😂😂 it’s actually pretty fascinating.
TimeGentleman
I'm not voting on which movies I want to watch, I'm voting on which I most want to hear the two friends discuss. I think there'll be a lot more fun and interesting discussion generated by the Moore movies than one wild movie and two fairly bland ones. Maybe we can get Coppola on main, though - he's currently beating Guillermo Del Toro!
Rad Rodge
Even though the fellas do like Patrick Wilson, I feel like only Griffin would even want to engage with the Patrick Wilson performance hahah, David has said at least once that he just thinks Wilson is really mediocre in the movie and I bet there would not be a lot more elaboration on that than there would be on any of the other things that would bore the fellas
Rad Rodge
This sounds like a pretty satisfying solution actually
Janet feeney
Agree. Boring and a terrible accent from Julia.
Zexyshamen
Goodnight sweet prince, monsters who fuck
Will McLaren
Please sir, can I have some Moore?
Chandler Nunnally
What I'd really love is to see a Watchmen episode that isn't just shitting on the whole movie. If you both don't like it, find a guest that does. Ya know? Lots of people like that movie... BTW fuck the toxic Snyder fans
Aoife
Justice for monsters that ruck!
Caleab Wyant
I really need to watch these monsters fuck.
John W
Constantine may have been conceived by Moore, but Hellblazer (which the movie comes from) was a Peter Milligan and Jamie Delano joint (with a few others).
John W
That's like throwing at a batter's head a year after the incident that makes you mad at him
Jonathan Bryan
And so I remain the only man on earth that has seen Wolf.
Tomas Marinara
Looks like Sony's Hot Monsters Who Fuck is gonna lose, but if it does ever become a main feed choice don't bother with Mary Reilly. Very dull!
Anthony Regina
If these terrible movies win the whole thing they better at least commit to that.
Anthony Regina
I am sure he was a perfectly normal gentleman
Shanon
Did you guys know that everyone in Bram Stoker’s Dracula is stupid hot? What are we doing here?!?
Anthony Regina
The Alan Moore movies stink. And again, not in a fun to watch way. Wrong choice, folks!
John Halski
I don’t know if it’s “official”, but I think they’ve said (maybe just in passing) that they couldn’t get behind a series.
Non è un problema per noi
This is the wrong choice period
sheabobay
Maybe they can just watch that TRAILER of mary riley? With all the whispering ?
Rich
Are they officially NOT doing Gilliam?
John Halski
(Let me add that I think TIDELAND is at a minimum a fascinating disaster of a film, and even if BROTHERS GRIMM is a nothing of a movie and ZERO THEOREM is kind of just a “greatest hits” retread, the slow motion collapses of IMAGINARIUM and WHO KILLED DON QUIXOTE are fascinating tales onto themselves. So much that the latter produced a pretty decent documentary based just on the behind the scenes insanity.)
John Halski
Is there anything interesting to say about WATCHMAN other than the dossier bits about the versions that didn’t make it to screen? And if we really want to talk about that, could we just do Gilliam and accept that he lost his fastball after Fear and Loathing?
Rad Rodge
Yeeeesh
Rad Rodge
Unfortunately I think a miniseries based on 90s comics is not able to lose in a Blank Check Patreon vote, except maybe if it’s against another miniseries based on 90s comics
Alex Shaw
Voting moore because i want to hear them talking about Watchmen. Keep your sexy monsters, i want uncomfortable discussions about misogyny!
Jack
What the hell yall has nobody even LOOKED at these hot monsters
Susan Hoffa
Oh come on! We need the hot monsters!
PolterZeitgeist
[whispers] Mary Reilly
Rich
Yeah but that means The Cotton Club though
Rich
It's not worth it
Johnny Pomatto
"Mary Reilly" boring? More boring than "League" or "From Hell?" Heather Graham's Eliza Doolittle accent is only amusing for so long. And you know how sleepy Johnny Depp is on his best of days? Well imagine him high on opium!
Mikko Viinikka
Wasn't Constantine mentioned as part of the Moore series (on the preview podcast maybe)? That's still happening, right?
Josh Darby
Hot Monsters!!!! What are we doing here….. come on!!! I can’t think of a more boring collection of films than ones listed under the Alan Moore section
Adam Butterworth
Hot Monsters Who Fuck did not crawl out of their tombs and club Madame Webb to death with their electicity-powered arms to go out like this. The indignity of it!
Anthony Strand
What's the Alan Moore connection in GDT's filmography?
Wyatt Gray
Either one sounds like a good time for me. Voting Moore because I've never seen From Hell and have been meaning to check it out.
Brett
I can't decide.
Kawaiidebu
The real monsters are those of you voting for Alan Moore.
Rich
Vandal
Rich
Do we? Do we really need that?
Dodd Dodd
Will the team commit to watch Watchmen Ultimate Cut ? 😂😂
Constantinos Symeonides
Watchmen series on patreon?
Rich
Booo!
Chad Perry
This is the first match up in either bracket that I don’t want either to advance.
Ryan Howard
Once again, would love not to do Moore because I don't want to cover Watchmen, which DC stole from Moore/Gibbons and then vilified Moore for complaining about.
Noah Mittman
We NEED "Sean Connery on the LXG set" stories
Jon Jarocki
Coppola literally directed one of the hot monsters!
Dylan C
Made the mistake of only watching the ultimate cut for years so now whenever I see the theatrical version playing on tv or something everything just feels off and weirdly incomplete
Spencer Pommier
You know you can have Alan Moore and hot monsters if you go vote for Alan here then go to blankcheckpod.com and give Guillermo del Toro your vote
Jake
Props to Marie for finding those two pictures to put side by side
zero
Voted Alan Moore out of spite. For the results of the last round, not for Moore.
Brian Case
Anyone who wants to hear discussion of Mary Reilly should check out This Had Oscar Buzz's episode
Josh Rioux
You're making a terrible mistake
Alex Firer
Get Bendis back on to discuss LXG!!!
justn
FIRST!!
Spencer Pommier
Voted allenmore because interview with the vampire isn't there
HappyCroc
I'm reading LXG at the moment, it's really good! The film is terrible but I had the special edition DVD when I was a kid so have seen it loads, as well as the special features. Gimme some Moore!
Timothy Wilson
the “Monsters Who Fuck” title is better than the actual movies and potential pods. Moore all the way.
Miles Lemaire
Quis custodiet ipsos Sony’s Hot Monsters Who Fuck?
Del Lorenson
Decade of Leagues!
Harrison Cordle
ALAN MORE IS MAKING IT ALL THE WAY
Olivia Haidar
If Alan Moore wins I want to put it out there that they should cover the preposterously overlong Watchmen Ultimate Cut with all the animated segments
KevynOnVideo
I’m ambivalent on Mary Reilly but all in for SHMWF!
The Mad Jay Woman
I’d love to hear y’all talk about WOLF but I’m afraid I still have feelings about V FOR VENDETTA ripping off the ending of THREE AMIGOS that I still need to work through so…
J Z
Yes !
Andy C
[Sean Connery as Allan Quartermain, barely acting, driving a knife into Sony Monsters Who Fuck] "Thish ish for Madame Web"
Matthew Farkas
This is my non comedic "championship".
Adam Martin
Cmon do it for registered wizard Alan Moore and watch all the adaptions of his work that he hates!
Paul O'Regan
Constantine too?
Isaac Carter
Why don’t you just quadruple down and do Mary Reilly four times?
Aaron VanTuyl
Here for the Sean Connery “thish movie ish making me quit acting” bits
Andrew Jansson
Eyes open, boy.
Joseph Maggio
Let’s go horny monsters!
Nick N
Hot Monsters and Francis, double Dracula coverage. Let's. Go.