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BC March Madness 2025 - Day 13

🕑 Added 2025-03-13 18:00:09 +0000 UTC

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Zale Goldstein

#TeamSony

David McCallum

Sony Spider-Man is interesting but monsters would make for better discussion

Roslyn

Few monsters that'll really fuck but it's not enough

Rich

What are they going to say? "Wow this sucks! Yep. We'll talk about it. Hand me my bagel twist."?

Grant Brunner

Let the monsters do it.

Kenneth Chambers

Sony spider man is my vote to win the whole thing! The Venom movies alone would be a good franchise for the watch along format. Add to that the camp of Madame Web and Russel Crowe and ATJ serving hunt? It would be a blast

Fred

Monsters!!!!!

Jason Duval

Sony Spider-Man sounds like such a nightmare

justn

FIRST!

Kayla Pate

Guys we NEED the monsters, please!

Zexyshamen

As Leo Carpazzi would say its a Monster Fuck

Haze

Pretty hot take. Kraven is good and Aaron Taylor Johnson should be Bond.

Liam Penton

MCU was their best commentary series. SPUMC all the way

Lena Delaney

Add Mary Reilly!!

Roslyn

Hold the line fuck monsters!

Liam Palmer

I’d like to see Weir and/or Coppola on main feed, but I’m voting fuck-monsters anyway because I’m not slogging through those Venom movies

Liam Palmer

Could not have said it better

Caleab Wyant

Need those monsters

Morgan Marshall

Rewatched it recently, somehow I had forgotten about Glenn Close being beheaded. What a wild movie.

Daniel Stonebraker

Same!!!

John W

I just think the monsters are going to be way more fun to discuss. Go monsters!

Zwoozy

Hard agree

Zwoozy

This is a VERY good suggestion

Good

Those movies are so bad omg

Good

The Sony SUPERHERO movies are painfully slow boring and not worth a few months of this pod. The only reason l didn’t walk out of the venoms movies because my little siblings love it.

Susan Hoffa

If those spidey less movies win I will get a couple of months of my life back not listening.

sheabobay

COMBINE THEM, THEY ALL MONSTERS WHO FUCK TBH

sheabobay

Nails = BITTEN

Zack McGhee

+1 for Mary Reilly in Sony Monsters

maplejuris

This is a phenomenal pairing

maplejuris

*whispers* Mary Reilly

Div Whateley

This is the hardest decision yet.

Chloe Jade Skye

Pleeeeease I must listen to commentaries of the Sony Spiderman clusterf*ck pleeeeeeease!!!

Davis Telleen

We gotta get Morb, Madame, and most importantly Dan on the commentary feed. Vote Sony Spideyless-verse

Oliver Scott

I don’t understand why Mary Reilly is not included in Sony Monsters when it is clearly part of the series

Jamie

I encourage everyone to google what Gary Oldman looks like in Dracula and then ask yourself, how can I vote against this campy fuckable masterpiece

Will McLaren

The venom movies tho? Middling efforts need to be investigated thouroughly. Like an Eddie Brock report.

Will McLaren

HDTGM don’t get into the industry machinations like the two friends do. Also the venom movies aren’t even bad enough for them to cover. They are the perfect level of movies that did well but kinda don’t exist. Those are fun to discuss.

Will McLaren

Disagree. There is so much weirdness there to talk about. So many big name actors in a fumbled attempt at a cinematic universe. Jelly this is not.

Will McLaren

Bruh, Sony spider-man would be so good. Modern blockbusters that are weird/don’t exist make for great convos

Chris Bench

I feel like lots of you are missing the fact that these monsters are not only hot, but also they fuck.

James manning

Agree about the No Spidey movies and that’s why they will be wonderful watchalongs!

Devin

Me too. I think I've maybe picked one winner in this entire first round so far.

itsyourcousinstjean

They should just do Interview with the Vampire if hot monsters win. The hottest of monsters.

Flappy McGillicuddy-Jones III

HMWF seems a little thin, opting for Morbin time

Winson Paine

The first Venom is almost aggressively fine and carried by Hardy. Otherwise you are pretty much on the money

Brennan Loptien

This is the first showdown where I actually hope both options lose.

Zak Goldberger

They have guests on commentaries once in a blue moon, I would vote making the assumption there will be no guests because that is almost always the case

Anthony Regina

The *best* Dracula

Anthony Regina

This is perfectly said. The Connoisseurs of Context are much better suited at talking about this weird moment in monster movies.

TimeGentleman

This was close for me, but went with SPSPUM as it's more content and the movies are hilariously awful, as opposed to just three good-to-mediocre movies.

Anthony Regina

Hmm two good monster movies vs. six bad Spider-Man-less Spider-Man movies that, contrary to what people will tell you, aren’t even good-bad to watch. The only reason this is 50/50 is because people are mistaken about how lousy those No Spidey movies are. These aren’t The Room or Neil Breen. They’re contractually obligated corporate slop.

Dylan Murray

This has been the MM that shows how disjointed my tastes are with the rest of the Blankies. Smexy Monsters ftw

Rob Bliss

It was a graveyard fuck. Those Monsters sucked and then fucked.

Kyle Milner

Feels like Van Helsing should also be included in the hot monsters? I know it’s not Sony bur come on!

Daniel Citron

I want them to be locked in. It’s always kinda a bummer when it’s a slog.

Big Guy

Wow, how is this even close? Monsters need to fuck, don’t deprive us of this. That’s a rough two months of non-Spidey

Jeff Burnett

Blankies, a Sony Spider-Man series will sputter out like Jelly did! It won't be as fun as you think!!

Spencer Asmann

ITS MORBIN TIME

Anthony D’Elia

Sony Shitterverse for the win, the ADR jokes in Morbius and Madame Web alone will be worth it.

Joseph

Should "Mary Reilly" also be included in Sony hot monsters who fuck since it's Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?

Aidan

these people dont want to see frankenstein's hog, fake fans

heather

Love Dracula production design, loathe "so bad it's good" jokes, vote books.

Rad Rodge

[This Had Oscar Buzz patented whisper] mary reilly…

Rad Rodge

Gimme an H gimme an M gimme a W gimme an F

Dave Beaucar

This one’s gonna be a squeaker!

Rad Rodge

And truly one of the wildest, most forgotten incidences of Kenny B in cinema

Erin

What is this, a crossover episode?!?!?

Thomas Cromwell

An excruciating choice between excellent options

Rad Rodge

Yeah truly, I think she maybe has to be there, especially given the limited Julia Roberts discussion on the program up to this point

Stephanie Lambrenos

I don’t know what to do here, but I see a potential opportunity to crossover with Screen Drafts’ “Kravin’ Kraven” content and that is a pleasing thought.

Turner Miller

Seeing them lined up like that, I’m realizing I’ve only seen the first and last, Venom and Kraven, and this would give me a reason to watch the shit in between

Hannah K. Garden

Let’s go hot monsters!!

Jaffer Batica

Add Mary Reilly!

lil rob

There was splooge like mad

Nick Domino

I'm with you there. I can't bear the thought of watching the Venom movies

Njord

Mary Reilly HAS to be included in the Hot Monsters roster.

Bairbre

(He did the fuck) He did the monster fuck (The monster fuck) It was a graveyard fuck (He did the fuck) That monster sucked and fucked (He did the fuck) He did the monster fuck! Ah ooooh

Marty TC (child-sized Cardassian)

THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE

Tess Cat

The venom movies are cool but I can’t listen to any more superhero movies I’m so sorry

jack read

if they want to find guests for all of these movies who won't turn them into episodes of How Did This Get Made i'm all for it but sounds like a lot of effort (and part of the reason i love the commentaries is it's a great time to hang out just with the gang)

Tyler Wynkoop

Poor Mary Reilly didn’t get invited to the Hot Monster party

David McElroy

Whoever wins... we win.

Azar

someday it will be Morbin’ Time, but not today. I need those monsters to FUCK

Zack Kendall

The hardest choice yet, but a win either way

Sean Sakimae

...aside from a frustrated David Sims you mean? =) I think these will come down to the guests, because, yes, these movies are DOG. SHIT. Cash grabs for Sony that serve to keep the (live action) Spider-Man licensing in their woefully bumbling hands for as long as possible (or until they destroy the film reputation of the character...again.

Zak Goldberger

Listening to todays Doughboys episode with Paul Scheer and Jason Mantzoukas as the guests (who I love) and voting for this, and all I can think about it is how the Sony Spiderman villains option is the How Did This Get Made option on the bracket. I don’t begrudge that podcast or anyone who listens to it in anyway, but this is a different podcast and I think better for not making those kinds of choices. Hot Monsters, there’s a lot of interesting unique ground for the boys to cover. Please vote for hot monsters.

Daniel Citron

Robert DeNiro as Frankenstein: “Do not bring that fire near me!”

Darby Dixon III

taking a nice long sip of pepsi in the most chill and normal way while gazing softly at the updated results

jack read

i love you guys dearly but sony spider-man really does turn this into "actually yes just another bad movie podcast" for a bit. i don't know what we have to gain by doing Morbius and Madame Web right now when all the jokes have been beaten into the ground. give it more time. would love to be proven wrong but i'll vote against this one at every turn

Manish Agarwal

Vote 🗳️ Hot 🔥 Monsters 🧛🏽👹😈🐺

Bill Bruning

Weird moment in 90s Hollywood > superhero bullshit written to exercise a clause in an IP contract

Robert Carroll

HMWF FTW!!! In fact, if the Spiderverse knocks it out; I will urinate on Tom Hardy's shoes in a show of territorial domination! Also more amazing Keanu!

Maricela Gonzalez

Truly both though at the end of the day

Brian Schellenberg

Oh boy you hit the nail on the head

Conor Dabler

These would both be fun series to keep in the back pocket even if they don’t win

OG McDuck

Hot monsters who fuck? Will this include Ben's home movies? If so, I'm all in.

christopherdrew

Why would we put theses guys through the ordeal of watching/rewatching shit like Morbius or Madame Web? HMWF all the way.

OG McDuck

Go listen to Master Builder and then tell me that a bad movie can't make for a fantastic episode.

Cheyenne Valen

Category Fraud: Venom is a Monster Who Fucks

Kevin Gesme

Combo sexy monsters with GdT on the main feed so we can horned up on horror around Halloween

Curt Weiler

Eh, I think the OG Dungeons & Dragons movie is one of their funnier commentaries of all time. Some bad movies have made for great episodes.

Brian Redford

Don't vote for shit. Good movies with engaged hosts makes for best commentaries. Mari laughing at first Austin Powers. David excitement for London Opening ceremonies. Griff discovering First Contact. Ben seeing all the fits.

Michael Loiacono

look, I'm as amused as anybody by the though of experiencing the schadenfreude of exposing the boys to the SPUMC for six weeks, but I gotta take any excuse I can to get them talking about the best Dracula movie.

Gretchen Lindensmith

This one was difficult. Hot Monsters should INCLUDE Madam Web.

Tim Turner

it's morbin time

Will Redmond

SPUMC SPUMC SPUMC

Kevin Love Hewitt

voting against what I want because I don't want them to delay FFC any further

Tom

HMWF all night long

Jon Jarocki

Voting Hot Monsters, I don't think commentaries based on current memes really work out that well

Kate

Puritan cowards!! Give us HMWF!!!

Darby Dixon III

just gonna crack open a nice cold pepsi and check the results on the latest patreon event here

kennedy

Sorry, Vlad. There’s a new vampire in town and he’s living!!!

Harding Royster

The Sony Universe discussion isn't just good for the lulz - it's one of the most important cinematic events to ever happen. It's about history, people!

Ross Bratin

HMWF. No question

Begemott

Hey I never said the Hot Monster movies were GOOD, I just said they weren't boring :P

Rich

How is this even a debate? HMWF for the win!

radiomansays

I need everyone here to put aside the "haha madame web haha mobius" thoughts- tempting as they are- and really think about sitting through all that

Joshua Inman

People not voting for sexy monsters are wrong and bad.

Sauncho Smilax

I think their “studios making terrible decisions that get everyone fired” commentaries are some of their very best (see the Liebsman TMNT 1 with Griffy’s 40 minute preamble) so I need the Madame Web, Morbius, and Kraven ones in my life.

Conor Bresnan

They are gonna get sooo bored with those shitty Sony Marvel movies. Please God no.

Holden Martinson

Went with Hot Monsters. I like Venom, but I don't need the rest at all.

Andy C

Wow, surprisingly close! Y'all, Dogshit Spidey Spinoffs would make AMAZING commentary tracks

Amani M

Only one of the sony marvel movies is good and it’s Venom

mail daddy

SPUM!

sheabobay

ARE U SUGGESTING MORBIUS DOESNT FUCK??

Nick Benson

Don't worry theres some bad stuff in the hot monster category! But they are also interesting!

Matthew Farkas

Please can we have a Bram Stoker's Dracula episode. One of my favorite movies of all time. For its great film making and it's campiness

Devin

The worse the movie, the better the commentary is all I’ll say

Alex Perry

been begging for a SPUMC series

omar

let me watch bad movies

Begemott

Hot Monsters sounds way more fun, the non-spiderman movies are mostly just boring

Spencer Pommier

I don't give a f*** about Francis Ford Coppola because I haven't seen any of his movies that aren't Dracula but I really want them to cover Dracula cuz that movie rules.

Nick Benson

I can't believe this is exactly 50/50 right now!! Its gotta be monsters, yall.

Jake Furgason

It’s finally Morbin time.

The Great Kha

Hot monsters per favore

Hope

HOT MONSTERS 2025

Brian Case

Vote Monsters if for nor other reason than discussion of Jack Nicholson's performance in Wolf

Chris Christodoulou

Please act responsibly. Vote monsters.

Zwoozy

I'd rather hear about Very Specific Directors making Very Specific Decisions on da monsters, rather than more endless machinations of soulless studio drones.

Good

Venom is never going to win so just pick the 3 silly movies and let’s all move on.

Bern Roche Farrelly

Vote for good movies, vote Monsters!

Nicholas Kmet

I worked on Madame Web, I NEED to hear a commentary for it.

Rita Jefferson

Hot monsters people, do not make me watch morbius!!!!!

Good

So much dog shit omg 😂😂😂 lose lose situation but I’ll go with SONY HOT MONSTER WHO FUCK.

TheLibraryClark

Here's the thing, folks: these Sony movies are not good but also boring, while the Monster Fucker movies are actually quite good while also being bug-nut insane.