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Oh? Another Enemy for Life? It's been a while~
🕑 Added 2022-04-12 17:36:22 +0000 UTCIt was the following day, and Mei couldn't help but look at Yuna in awe as she finished her tale yet again. Mei always suspected that there was some huge secret behind why Yuna was the way she was, but she didn't expect it to be this huge.
'That certainly explains a few things about Yuna's unnatural behavior and the way how she occasionally acts. Living for such a long time would have undoubtedly influenced everybody's personality in some rather unpredictable ways.'
While Mei was still pondering on what Yuna had just told her, Yuna was casually resting her head on one of her hands while the other one was playing with Mei's hair.
"Well, do you believe me?"
Mei could only roll her eyes at that question. Obviously, that story was somewhat unbelievable, but it was probably the truth no matter how Mei looked at it.
"I believe you."
Yuna nodded her head in acknowledgment as she patiently waited for Mei to realize another rather important matter.
A few minutes of contemplating later, Mei's eyes widened in shock as her gaze landed on Yuna.
"Wait a second! If what you just told me is true, wouldn't that mean that you have lived significantly longer than I did and that all the back and forth my mind went through regarding our relationship was utterly useless?!"
"Yes <3"
Mei's eyebrows twitched in irritation as she glared at Yuna when she heard her especially happy-sounding answer.
"Why did you do that? You clearly have no qualms about telling me about your past life, so why did you wait for so long?"
"Well, what can I say? I really had a very good reason not to tell you."
"Ohh? In that case, please tell."
Mei was a little surprised that Yuna actually had a good reason for not telling her about her past yet, which caused her annoyance and anger to be reduced significantly. However, those feelings returned rather quickly when she heard Yuna's "reason".
"Well, it was just so adorable seeing you desire constantly struggling against your morals that I couldn't help myself."
Mei's face deadpanned when she heard Yuna's words, and she did the only thing she could in her current situation: She leaned over to Yuna and bit into one of her breasts.
"Hahaha... *cough* I mean owowow, please stop. I give up."
Mei fuffed when she heard Yuna's fake cries of pain and stopped biting while still giving her accusing glares.
"Fine, I will partially forgive you since this was my fault for being stubborn to some degree."
Yuna nodded in acknowledgment, making Mei consider if she should go for another bite. After deciding against it, she resumed speaking.
"However, was it really necessary for you to go so hard on me? There is no way I can move my legs for the rest of the day."
Yuna sighed as if she was carrying the whole world's burden on her shoulders.
"*Sigh* What else was I supposed to do? Hinata said that she would only be fine with me sleeping with you if I made you unable to walk the next day."
Mei's eyes sharpened when she heard Yuna's words.
"Oh? So it's like that, huh? I will definitely get my revenge on her."
Yuna could only nod her head when she heard Mei's words.
"Yup, you should definitely punish her."
Although Mei was surprised that Yuna agreed to her words, she couldn't help but be happy when she did.
"That's right; I will definitely punish her if I get a chance."
"In that case, you should visit our room tonight. There will be plenty of chances to punish Hinata tonight."
"In that case, I will definitely come o... Nonono, I don't want anything to do with this. The one I love is you, and I will not participate in anything that involves more than you and I."
Yuna chuckled in amusement when she heard Mei's declaration and started patting her head as if she was a little child.
"That's a really awesome dream you are having there. I'm sure you can make it come true."
Mei could only pout as Yuna treated her words like she was a three-year-old that just declared that her dream was to become a train when she grew up.
Meanwhile, A slowly woke up from a good night's sleep and immediately felt like there was something wrong. There was something long and thick on his face that shouldn't be there.
He quickly opened his eyes, and when he noticed what it was, his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
It was a dick. A huge, half-erect dick.
A moved faster than he ever did in his life as he explosively got up from his bed. In fact, he jumped up with so much speed and power that his head crashed straight into the ceiling, breaking a hole into it and startling the two Samurai guarding his door.
The duo was shocked when they heard the sudden sound from the person they were supposed to protect and immediately entered the room. After all, if someone attacked the Raikage while they were guarding him, the whole affair might actually turn into a war.
They swiftly opened the door, and as soon as they saw what was going on, they froze in place.
A was currently hanging from the ceiling with his head stuck in it, while a man with a massive penis was resting in his bed.
The duo nodded at each other and slowly left the room again.
"Sorry for the interruption, A-dono."
"Please continue with whatever you were doing, A-dono."
Neither of the two had any interest in discovering what kind of degeneracies the Third Raikage was into, so they quickly left the room.
Meanwhile, A managed to pull himself out of the sealing and immediately grabbed the head of the unknown person who sneaked into his room. Just to be clear, he grabbed the "head" head and not the other one.
"You bastard, how did you..."
However, just as A was about to fly into a rage, he noticed that the "person" her just grabbed was a human-looking mannequin.
"What the hell? Did someone sneak in here just to play a prank on me? Are they tired of living? If I find out who did this, I will turn them into meat paste."
A inspected the mannequin and tried to find some clues about who the perpetrator was, and surprisingly, he found something. On the mannequin's penis, a few words were written in shiny blue color. One of A's blood vessels almost burst when he read the text.
"This dick was handcrafted by Yuna Uzumaki-sama. You have her permission to feel honored."
A crushed the mannequin's neck as veins popped up all over his face. Moments later, an anger-filled roar echoed over the whole building.
"I WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU, YUNA UZUMAKI!!!"
