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Evil Yuna
🕑 Added 2022-04-26 17:49:06 +0000 UTCA few minutes later, the fight was over, and Bee landed on the ship’s deck with a smile on his face. Bee was a large muscular man with dark skin and white hair. His eye color wasn’t visible, as he wore a pair of sunglasses, and there were seven swords strapped to his back.
“Yo, I’ma…”
“Please wait a moment.”
However, Yuna interrupted him midspeech, causing him to look at Yuna with annoyance on his face.
Before he could resume speaking, Yuna flicked her wrist, and a thick book appeared in her hands.
“A book with lyrics and rap techniques from a rap god of another world. I will give this to you if you never try to rap in front of me again.”
[Supreme Author Style: Dodging the Task to Write Cringy Rap with a Cheap Trick no Jutsu.]
Yuna looked around in confusion. She felt like she had just heard an adequately named technique, but she didn’t know where it came from. She got the impression that it was from behind a wall for some reason.
She shook her head to get rid of her idle thoughts and put her attention back on Bee, who was eyeing the book she was holding with suspicion.
Before he could doubt her, Yuna shrugged her shoulders and tossed the book towards him. He swiftly caught it and started randomly shuffling through the pages while mumbling to himself and occasionally nodding his head.
“… weak knees… vomit… I see, so you can do it like that… mom’s spaghetti? What is spaghetti? Anyway…”
After a few minutes of reading, Bee managed to avert his eyes from the book, closed it, and carefully stowed it away.
“Anyway, the name’s Bee, bakaya …*cough*. Welcome to Turtle Island.”
“Ehh, nee-san, why did you do that? I wanted to hear him rap.”
“You can hear his rapping as much as you want while I’m not present, Naruto.”
“Should we start with the mission already?”
While Naruto was pouting, a man wearing the standard Konoha shinobi attire approached the trio and reminded them of their so-called mission. He had short, brown hair and almond-shaped eyes. His name was Yamato Tenzo.
Frankly, Yuna found him rather funny. Apparently, he could use wood style to some degree, and Yuna was pretty sure that he thought he was sent on this mission in case he had to restrain Kurama. Although it was confirmed that wood style could suppress a Bijuu, there was a limit to that. A fake wood style that was only available to him due to Orochimaru’s experiments obviously couldn’t do much.
Nevertheless, Yuna wanted to agree with his suggestion, but Bee had something else to say.
“Well, since you gave me something good, how about I show you something interesting in return. There is no reason to rush the mission or whatever.”
Yuna and Naruto glanced at each other for a moment before nodding their heads.
“”Sure, let’s go.””
Bee nodded and let them away, leaving a dumbfounded Yamato behind.
“B-But what about the mission?”
Guy shook his head when he saw Yamato’s situation and put his hand on his shoulder.
“Don’t worry about this. In the end, we are here to stop the trio from joining the war, so the more time they waste, the better.”
‘Even though it’s useless from the start.’
Yamato’s shoulders slumped when he heard Guy’s words. Although that was true, he still wasn’t happy about it. Luckily, that last sentence was only thought up by Guy and not actually spoken out loud, or he might have become even more dissatisfied.
Meanwhile, Yuna, Naruto, and Bee reached their destination. A waterfall with a small piece of land in front of it.
“This is the Waterfall of Truth, and when you meditate on that small circular island, you will be confronted by an evil you.”
Yuna’s eyes showed some interest after inspecting the whole place. There certainly was some kind of mystical energy in the air. This place certainly aroused her curiosity.
On the other hand, Naruto shuddered in fear when he heard Bee’s words.
‘Our evil selves will appear? As in, if nee-san meditates on that, an evil version of her will appear? I need to prevent her from doing that, no matt…’
“Alright, let’s do it~”
Before Naruto could confirm his resolve, Yuna casually sat down in the middle of the island and started meditating, causing Naruto’s face to pale.
‘Runaway!’
Naruto decisively made a decision and turned around. He was just about to start sprinting when Bee’s following words almost caused him to face plant.
“Oh, the evil you only appears in your mind. Probably should have mentioned that.”
Although Naruto was a little annoyed that Bee didn’t mention that part earlier, he sighed in relief. However, doubts started appearing in his mind not even a second later.
‘It’s nee-san, after all. Maybe, her evil version will find a way to pop up out here? Better prepare myself.’
As he finished his thoughts, he stealthily started covering the whole area in seals. If he would perish anyway, he might as well do so while doing everything he could. A resolve that roughly translates to: If I have enough seals in the area, running away will become easier.
Meanwhile, Yuna appeared in a dark space and looked around in curiosity.
“Interesting, this is not a mindscape but something else. I could probably break out here by force if I tried, but that would be boring.”
A few seconds later, a second person appeared. She looked exactly like Yuna, but her eyes were entirely black. Evil Yuna sneered at Yuna, who did the same towards Evil Yuna.
The duo slowly walked towards each other, every step seemingly causing space to crack, and only a few seconds later, they stood directly in front of each other while still sneering at the other party.
Then, seemingly with no indicator, both of them moved. The duo collided, and moments later, both of them were on the ground… making out with each other.
[As expected. If a narcissistic pervert who readily proclaims herself as the most beautiful woman meets a copy of herself, this is the only outcome.]
Comments
Maerry
Thx, fixed it
Christian Jeffress
Truly a great and hilarious moment lol
Scarletmenace
Brings a new meaning to go fuck your self xD
Libery
Dutiful reporting typo?: Narutos thoughts when shown the waterfall. 'Out evil self's will appear?...' I think it should be 'Our evil self's. Except Google translated the out correct when I asked it for a translation to check for my typos... Google is too good at reading shit I wrote with more typos
