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Yuna's Strongest Jutsu
🕑 Added 2022-05-30 15:56:26 +0000 UTCPowerful explosions echoed over the battlefield as trees were constantly emerging from the ground just to be frozen over by ice or sliced by wind. Similarly, the emerging ice was frequently crushed or repelled by crimson flames.
Admits the devastating attacks, four figures were constantly zooming about, expertly weaving through the incoming attacks while continually trying to get an advantageous position.
Madara couldn't help but frown a little when he realized that his Sharingan did very little in this fight. While Naruto at least twitched once before he broke out of his Genjutsu, Yuna didn't react in the slightest. In fact, after Madara tried to put her under Genjutsu the first time, she held eye contact as much as possible with a mocking smile on her face, annoying him greatly.
Additionally, Madara's Sharingan couldn't predict the movement of Naruto's chakra armor nor Yuna's in general.
Nonetheless, Madara was immensely enjoying himself. This was precisely what he carved. Rather than destroying a large army with overwhelming force, fighting someone worthy of his power was much more fun.
The four people separated again, forming two groups of two. While Yuna and Madara had battle-crazed smiles on their faces, Naruto and Hashirama wore more reserved facial expressions. Well, considering Kurama's desire to beat up Hashirama, Naruto's facial expression didn't appear to be too human either.
"Hahaha, what a good dance. How about this move!?"
Madara clapped his hands together, forming the rat sign, while his eyes changed and turned into the Mangekyou Sharingan. At the same time, chakra covered his body, forming the upper torso of a human that quickly mimicked Madara's hand movement. Additionally, a second Susan formed, mirroring the first.
"Oi, aren't you pushing this too far, Madara!?"
Hearing Hashirama's words, a crazed smile appeared on Madara's face.
"No, Hashirama, this will show me for how long I can enjoy this dance!"
Meanwhile, Oonoki spectated the fight with awe on his face. Only now did he truly understand why Tsunade allowed Yuna to act so rampant: Because she had the qualifications to act as she saw fit due to her strength alone. The title of 'Kage' held no meaning for her due to surpassing the weight it carries by far.
Oonoki noticed that Yuna, Naruto, Madara, and Hashirama were all looking upwards, and when he followed their gazes, he could only pare in terror.
Just now, the clouds split, revealing a genuinely colossal meteor descending from the sky, directly towards Yuna and Naruto.
"I-Is that the power of a god?"
However, hearing his own words, Oonoki gritted his teeth in anger.
'Did I just decide to give up? Since when was my heart so fragile? NO! I possess the Will of Stone and will never give up!'
"Kazekage-dono, let's go. If the four of us combine our strengths, we will be able to stop this attack."
However, Gaara was still indifferent and had his arms crossed in front of his chest. He glanced at Oonoki before shaking his head.
"You still don't understand it, Tsuchikage-dono."
"Understand? What is there to understand? Since our two powers combined are perfect for stopping this, we should help them!"
Gaara could only shake his head as he looked at Yuna, who currently eyed the incoming meteor in glee.
"This will be a good lesson for you, Tsuchikage-dono. Witness it. Witness what kind of existence Yuna Uzumaki is."
Oonoki was just about to ask Gaara what he was talking about when loud laughter echoed over the battlefield.
"HAHAHA, WHAT THE HELL, MADARA!? WE HAVE MET LIKE 30 MINUTES AGO, AND YOU ARE ALREADY TAKING OUT YOUR BALLS!? THAT'S THE KIND OF DEGENERACY I'M INTO!!!"
Oonoki almost face-planted when he heard Yuna's yell.
"Impossible; she still isn't taking this seriously?"
Gaara could only chuckle in amusement as he focused on whatever Yuna planned to do.
Meanwhile, Madara and Hashirama also were somewhat close to face-planting, while Naruto could only chuckle in amusement.
Anyway, as soon as she finished speaking, she flared her chakra, intermixing it with Kurama's, and slapped her hands on the ground, turning it into solid ice.
"[Ice Style: Ascend of the Heaven Propping Divine Pillar]"
A circular field of ice in front of Yuna started glowing, and moments later, a monstrous ice pillar grew out of the ground, its diameter around 50% bigger than the meteors, causing everyone's eyes to widen in surprise. For once, Yuna's outrageous technique names seem to come true as a colossal pillar rose from the ground, easily deserving the moniker of "Heaven Propping".
However, as soon as the pillar started rising, Naruto felt like something was off.
'Why did nee-san choose such a weird ankle. If it grows like that, it won't hit the meteor's center. No way, don't tell me...'
The ice pillar collided with the side of the meteor, and as soon as the two attacks collided, Yuna's ice engulfed the meteor, turning it into a gigantic ice ball, stopping Madara's attack after a few seconds that were filled with the sound of ice slowly cracking.
Madara couldn't help but be impressed by Yuna actually stopping his attack.
"Truly impressive. However... What will you do about the second one?"
Another meteor of equal size broke through the clouds and quickly approached the first.
"HAHAHA, WITNESS ONE OF MY MOST SECRET JUTSU!!!"
Yuna asserted her will on her ice, making it shift and slightly move the caught meteorite to the side, preventing the second one from hitting the first.
Yet again, a meteor collided with Yuna's ice pillar, resulting in the same phenomenon as the previous time. It was stopped and frozen after threatening to break Yuna's ice pillar for a few seconds. Now, both meteors were trapped next to each other, while being propped up by a gigantic ice pillar.
"Seriously, nee-san? Was this necessary?"
"W-What the hell? There is no way she didn't block my jutsu like that on purpose."
"HAHAHA, SHE SURE PLAYED YOU, MADARA!!!"
"Hehe... hahaha... HAHAHA!!!"
"It's good that you finally understood, Oonoki."
As everyone's words of disbelief echoed over the battlefield, madness-ridden laughter escaped Yuna's mouth.
"HAHAHA, WITNESS MY STRONGEST JUTSU!!! [ICE EARTH COMBINATION STYLE: DESCEND OF THE DIVINE COCK AND BALLS]
Comments
Shira_Ori
Thanks for the great chapter😊 A titanic cock and balls so large that they can be seen from space, it has been claimed that a rare few of the female otsutsuki clan members have tried to impregnate themselves with it, we’ll never know if they succeeded….(or will we?)
