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Ep 290 - Suckin' dick aint cheatin'

🕑 Added 2023-05-25 13:46:46 +0000 UTC
Ep 290 - Suckin' dick aint cheatin'

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Ify

The glasses thing is sooo real lol. I’ve worn then since like 4th grade (so like 8/9 years old) and when I say I didn’t realize you were supposed to actually see the individual leaves on the trees as you walk past?! I was seeing detailssss lol eye opening, literally

Tanya Isabella

Yeah I don’t do horrors, but trust me to have a man & a daughter that love them 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣but I might give this film a whirl I’ve dodged it since 2002 🤣🤣

Aaliyah Pattison

the comment about the blindness is killing me bc you guys are talking about -3 being bad and im siting over here with -6.25

Daisy Monaghan

Eyes open or closed - Fuhad’s description 😮‍💨🥵

Daisy Monaghan

‘Grab the wall, spread those cheeks, imma get the strap’😩🤣😭

Ancient Lotus

I AM SCREAMING!! WHAT IS HAPPENING 😂😂😂

Jade Prater

Lol MFT ( marriage family therapist) here when trying to find a therapist go in with a open mind don’t think to much about it first session are very simple just introducing yourself and the therapist introducing themselves I always remind making a goal list of things you feel you want to work on before your first session and going from there don’t think you have to get deep into it just off the first couple sessions take your time and give yourself a at least month before adding new things!

Mercy Goddess

What kind of marriage is this!?!?! I couldn’t degrade my man like that. She can’t have any kind of respect for him after that!

Jasmine

Finding out that Ellis and I are the same age is mad!!💀

Stephen

Sitting here at -8 feeling awful, glasses are so bad they cause inset instead of magnifying. Like looking through the wrong side of binoculars

Tia Simmons

💙

Chloé May

I’m a 3.25 and a 3.50 and behave me when I say, I’m blind!!! Can’t find my glasses without my glasses BLIND 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sheri Patterson

Ok, I HATE horror. Can’t stand it at all BUT 28 days later is a WATCH. Please Ellis give it a shot.

Kaitlyn Evans

When talking about glasses they say -3 is bad 😭😭 mines -7 it’s wild

Pai.xx

The nerve racking/wrecking reminded of how my ex & his mum call people ‘tooth faced’ instead of two faced

Elephiene

The Peak Editing of Zooming into Fuhad's face for his accountability/NY resoultion had me choke on my yogurt.

BananaNesquik

do a 28 days later watch party !!! You can stream it on discord watch party.

WitWit

1. I’m a therapist. 2. You start therapy wherever you want. They will ask you questions and you can answer those questions as in depth as you want. You also don’t have to answer them at all. 3. It takes you a few sessions to see if you and a therapist will have a vibe/good working relationships. 4. You can laugh with a therapist or crack a joke. It’s not a sterile environment. Your session is your time to talk about things in a way that’s most comfortable for you.

Karen

James I was terrified of therapy but honestly it unlocked healing I didn’t even know I fucking needed. Prob less emotional for men. I hyper ventilated cry the first 6 sessions. However it brought to my attention of habits I need to tap into to and things just went UP from there. If they ask why you are here, tell them the truth. I don’t fucking know they will take it from there 👌🏻 Good Luck with what ever you chose.

Melanin Monroe

“PARALLELED PARKED”!!!! 😆😆😆

Brittany De Irish

I need a review of 28 Days Later from Ellis. That movie slaps EVERY TIME. So good!

Adz Reeves

Question. How do I get onto the discord chats

jewel johnson

Do I need therapy because James is me, 😅, I refuse to ask for favors and would rather just pay to get it done

Brittany McNeal

Side note: Betterhelp is great for therapy it matches you with a therapist based off your needs and if you like them they find a new one without having to start all over. ITS GRETA

Hannah Mae

How long does it normally take to be accepted by Rem so I can get in the discord?

Emmarald Fluker

The inside jokes when going down memory lane always take me, I love y’all’s friendship

Emmarald Fluker

Guys for the husband and wife situation I would really like to imagine that he is saying she was simulating hitting him from the back, not actually penetrating her. Anything else seems unfathomable

JessW

James to Fuhad “SAY THANK YOU” for the dvd. hahahah

Dani Rose

Excuse me… dog surgery?!

Island Blendz

😂@ classes 🤦🏽‍♀️

Leah Adam

The variety and brutal honesty of the topics…LOVE it. 🙋‍♀️Are y’all offering classes for partners on how to eat out? Asking for a friend😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

David Barnes

I love you guys for even talking about mental health and therapy stuff. Fuhad, I’m definitely like you right now. I lost my therapist due to financial issues on my end and now it’s like do I figure out how to get back to my therapist or lose the last two years of progress and start over with a new one?! My anxiety of it all literally has me stuck man!! I’m going to try and get all of this worked out though! Have to. Don’t want to start over!!

Chase Greer

Y’all need to hook me up on the waves. Man this thing taking forever

Alexis H.

Cries in -5.75

Brithney Wright

I’ve been determined to find a copy of 28 days later now.

Megan Hill

-9 here 🙋🏼‍♀️🥴

Nicole Uy

the husband and wife story makes me realise: men are scary but women are scarier. I’m a woman and I can’t fathom that crossing my mind to do to my husband.

KayDaye

JMoney keeps reminding us that he's hung heavy...whew 😊🤣

Reggie Ashford

The zoom in on Fuhad when talking about learning a new meal 🤣🤣🤣

Menzeba Hasati

That part, fr fr

Menzeba Hasati

Short episodes boys, at 51 min....Imma need those 9 extra minutes yo!

Island Blendz

Question: Does any of your parents and/or siblings listen/watch these episodes (especially ones like this lol) and comment or ask questions?

Island Blendz

Poor Rem and Ellis lowkey didn't want any parts of that question. 🤣🤣🤣

Naomi Bardouille

Yey Loving the pre-weekend vibes

Chantal

The way I clocked out of work and speddddddd home to watch this 🥺

dawn summers

I don’t know if the James and Fuhad read messages but I’ll give a little enlightenment when it comes to therapy. Example, if you are struggling with anxiety, you want to research a therapist that specializes in that field of care. You can also do a sub search if you want a male vs female, young vs old, race and or religion, you name it! There are so many options for you to narrow down your needs in hopes to avoid getting someone you don’t vibe with. Also your first meeting with a therapist is just that, a meet and greet, a getting to know you better and them better. Of course when you schedule that appt, you are indicating why you want treatment, like anxiety with work. So when you first meet your therapist, they will reinforce why you are there and ask leading questions to get you to open up to them about your troubles. That’s your role, not the therapist to tell you what’s wrong. You need to convey why you are there and they will help you discover the skills and strengths you have already instilled in you to help you over come what you believe are your hardships. THEY WONT KNOW WHY YOU ARE THERE UNLESS YOU TELL THEM! You have to say something to them in order for them to help you. They aren’t mind readers. A good therapist is not going to just give you the answers. Additionally, Therapy is not a one off, there are so many different types of therapy so that’s why you need to find a therapist who specializes for your type of trouble you are experiencing, like anxiety or depression. Also Depending on the type of therapy you choose and or the number of sessions you agree upon, will determine how fast pace or slow pace your care is with a therapist. A good therapist is there to listen to you, validate you and help YOU arrive to answers for your life. If this is something you guys have been really thinking about I encourage you to seek cognitive behavioral therapy, CBT! Its very patient focus and care from your therapist to you. It’s all about changing how you think thus changing your behaviors. I believe in you 💜

alex godwin

Happy Thursday! Not long til the weekend 💃🏽

Dedee Stewart

Exactly!!!

Bookworm96

Lol same

Aleah

I almost threw the phone! My eyesight is trash 😭😭😭

ashley 💫

me & my -4.0 eyesight: 👁️👄👁️

Mike Patton

This shit is funny as always

Island Blendz

🤦🏾‍♀️ I don't know what is more of a mess hearing James give praise to his d!ck size or picturing all of them with their eyes open or close while giving oral 🤣🤣🤣🤣 . Got me here at the job choking with laughter...

Naomi Bardouille

Ey up Happy happy Thursday lads and lasses

Rosemary

us four eyed angels need to stick together!!! 🤣

Brent Sully

I'm not sure James knows what 69 is XD how tf are you looking up making eye contact when her face is wrapped around your tool?? XD

Janna

If it’s getting good to me and I start to mess up your rhythm if you spank me it’ll just make it worse 🤷🏽‍♀️

Janna

Same. I remember watching Signs as a kid and having to stay up and watch cartoons.

Janna

AMEN! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Leigh Richardson

Facts!! it’s James, should have wrote ‘pause’ after that; soo sus 😂

Lydia Rose

Same 😂

Devan Konn

-4.25 right here 🙋🏻‍♀️. Thank god I make glasses look cute & can we get an amen for the genius who invented contacts?? #blindasf

alex godwin

I need to get on the discord coz we need to discuss this pegging situation 😭🤣

Richard Fausto

Only 28 Weeks Later is available(UK)

Janna

Not Fauhad sayin -3.00 is bad and me sitting here at like -4.25 😂. My whole family wears glasses too 😂😂

Richard Fausto

The part where he’s talking about the guys mrs railing him from behind and James visual of thrusting… peak 😂 I could never allow that power play.

Lydia Rose

Also this title is so wild… our toxic and chaotic kings 🤣🤣🤣

Lydia Rose

My evening sorted 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Janna

What is this title 😂😂😂😂 I’m already laugh ain’t even start yet GXNG GXNG! 😤

CJ

28 days later is on Disney

KayDaye

Swear!?!? 🤣

KayDaye

GXNG GXNG GXNG 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sofia Mendes

finding the right therapist can take a while but I swear its worth it

Dominique Roberson

Cannot watch horror I'm a fucking baby

alex godwin

GANG 🙌🏽

Jay

Great ep

gabrielle green

Gang gang 🥰

Laurelle Kirnon

11th. I’ll take that! Gang gang!!!

Tanya Araceli

Gang Gang 🩵😈

Melissa By Nature

Let's go!!!!

Felicia Baxley

Wake. Bake 🍃. SnG 😁😁

Michelle Beall

Ayeee 🫶🏻

Jake Mitchell

GANG

SageEli

3rd today? Yessir🤎

Krystani ❤️

Gang!!

Foxx McG

by the skin of yer teeth today

Foxx McG

IKUZO

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