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Tobias vs Berdly - Early Audio
🕑 Added 2025-08-13 01:25:35 +0000 UTCDumbShlop as Tobias
Eddiefrb as Berdly
Berdly:
With us two grouped together, I may not get an A
I will not associate with a jock who’s a snake
He’s got wealth but not of knowledge; he’s rich with green and envy
His parents may be affluent but he can’t pick up Penny
Your concept of camaraderie is contact with my buttcheek
You look like a neanderthal, bro, why you acting Sussie?
Rainbow-coloured hussy, frankly, you disgust me and the ladies too
You won’t be my partner and certainly not my player 2
Berdly, Berdly, baby, the c-c-c-crowd pleaser
Masami blew you off ‘cuz you’re a m-m-mouth breather
How’s your sister, Wilson? At ease, I shan’t be courting her
That girl is so boring, even the Void is devoid of her
Tobias:
I’m part of a class you would not be instructing
Ain’t the teacher’s pet usually, like, a hamster or something?
Seems I’ve been challenged to a duel, but we’re skipping the joust
‘Cuz if I beat you bumping my track, you might dip and crash out
Bro, with your brown-nosing principles, I see why you’re ignored
You started simping for your Queen and now you’re stuck on this cord
You built a statue of yourself and it’s disgusting to view
You must be wearing a diaper because you’re chunkin’ the deuce, man
You’re lame, Noelle has made it clear
Susie’s got her by the reigns, like hell she’ll be your dear
Listen here, don’t you talk about my sister, she’s in college and she’s fine
And I doubt that she’ll see Dess, but I told her to said hi
Berdly:
Your faux excuses, try ‘em, we know this dude is lying
The scope you’re viewing life in is cope, it’s too biased
Only time you make Good Points is when helping with chores
There’s no room left in Kris’ party, but there’s plenty in yours
How can you be a ladies’ man when there’s no chick to your name
You’re like a peacock, gallivanting and then quick to refrain
You’re not a leader, you’re a Loser, there’s no switching your place
The only one who gives an F is Simian with your grades
Tobias:
Well, getting the cold shoulder is better than cold turkey
I’m not taking dating advice from iceburghley
You play games, I make gains, you button press, I bench press
You would pass out way before passing a single of my strength tests
Noelle turned you into proceeds for a bank in the snow
You beat her in the spelling bee so she cast one she didn’t know
Now, go on, get your beauty sleep, chill at 32 degrees
Nice try, dude, but you’ll still never be as cool as me
