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SNG EP 492
🕑 Added 2025-05-01 14:00:18 +0000 UTC
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Felix Rodriguez
Till he finishes, i need some cash
Courtnei Brown
This isn’t an age this this is def a race thing
Vanessa
Usher is EVERYTHING to me too he’s the only artist I spent MONEYYY on lol
Dylan Del Priore
I’m letting him have his way with me 1 time and when I wake Up I expect bags in my account
Brittney Willis
I tripped on nothing and fell on my run one morning. Put a hole in the tops of both of my shoes and my pants. It’s been a year and i haven’t run since 😭
Francine Phillips
I counted by the way it was 40 strokes 🤣
Elise B
At the airport, flight’s been delayed for 4hrs - I was pissed at first but am now cackling at the “slow down” at my gate🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bella Elysse
not to make it worse but they didnt add any of these songs to the spotify LOL
Bella Elysse
You can tell they had drink before this recording... James and Ellis give it away LOL. Not complaining at all but it's cute to witness. <3
Shakira Herbert
Luv U Better was my all-time favorite song when it came out. LL Cool J is an artist I think many people sleep on.
Mahira
that whole discussion was insane...😭
Lamont
Come a long way from Fuhad avoiding any gay situations 😂
Trey
👀
AIRRONIE
Hey community. I’m not a big commenter but I’ve been watching for a while. Just recently became A patron. Just trying to see if the anyone in the community would be willing to help me out. I’m a 25 year old LVN/LPN trying to put myself through BSN school and also keep a roof over my with and 6 year olds heads and we have one on the way as well. And the cost of living is just whipping my ass right now. Thank you for even considering! My email is. Airronie@gmail.com
Nicole Black
JAMES doesn't have a yeast infection!!!! He's just having an allergic reaction with some symptoms!!!
Alleeeyy
Do you know what they say if you can make her giggle, you can make that ass shake and jiggle😂😂😂
Luis King
Rem not coming to work is pissing me off loll
Unagi Yojumbo
Does anyone remember the name of the guy James listens to about productivity?
Eva
I would take my kindle, books to learn all kinds of languages and a laptop to watch tv shows, pods and all that
Josh
I think it's because of the music copyright unfortunately
Tara
Lmfaoooo the jail talk got Ellis looking mad uncomfortable 😭😭😭
Tara
Y’all mad funny. I’m a woman who’s into backdoor action and I can’t take 20 strokes back there lmao
Tara
Someone’s aunt saying you don’t know you had to be there literally doesn’t mean you’re washed lmao. Some people just aren’t gonna know you
Hamed Khan
First off, for that scenario, you never have to say to me "tax free" because if you think im reporting that to HMRC youre insane
Shaquille Reid
You guys will be fine in uk jails just be yourself as long as yourself isn’t a dickhead 😂
Jube
This whole episode PAUSEEEEEEE wtf 💀
Alex chavarria
I promise you im walking out a millionaire.
Sydnie Rae
It’s so cute that Ellis didn’t think once about the fact that he’d get his ass beaten or get it stolen, just imagined a little get away to play some tunes with the fellas 🤣
Nargis
one of my favorite episodes. thank you for the laughs - i needed this
Aliceismad106
💜💜
Roje Anderson
Garage is a genre of uk music ??
Noxfallen
Nah I'm not on some Diddy. Selling ya booty for bags is wild
Stephanie Powell
It's more about how long you can take the pain.....not exactly a fun experience
Quanda Sellers
😘
Crystal Munroe
Love Ellis's taste in music
Mark
Im getting generational wealth… 😭
Natty
This episode was sooo hilariously out of pocket 💀😭
Mark Munoz
I love you Ellis but don't blame not knowing ll cool j on being white bro I'm southern American super white and I know who he is and his songs so it's DEFINITELY just an age thing lol
Mark Munoz
Song of the week is "monsters" by James blunt thanks to TikTok bringing it on my fyp and I can't get enough of it now
Karl Laguerre
S.O.T.W : Slide by H.E.R
TJ
Listening to uk people trying to do a Mexican accent was insane lol
TJ
This was hilarious relax lmao
P McT
S.O.T.W: Morris Brown - OutKast, Sleepy Brown
Kevin Ruiz
at least 25.
Ebony
Ellis likes a wide range of music and will give anything a listen. Maybe there needs to be a Patreon or Log Cabin introducing him to the 99s/00s (millennial music) and see if he likes anything
Riki Rae
ALTHOUGH TO BE FAIR TO ELLIS, someone could threaten to pull my teeth out and I STILL wouldn’t be able to name a LL Cool J song
P McT
Ellis might be my fave human! Man said, I tripped once. I’m Annoyed. That’s enough! 😂🤣
Travis Skinner
Cali over here! #TNLU! We need to know where is REM? Song of a week it’s played out, obvious time filler. Step it up guys or you will be washed sooner than you think.
Amber Johnson
The only acceptable answers are he is on parental leave or he’s getting a divorce in which I’d like to send in my resume, lol.
Ericka Elmore
Totally agree I've been getting my money's worth with these Patreon episodes. They've been a lot of fun. When the show goes on serious tangents, it's stomach clutching funny
Gerard Jean-Baptiste
Need some anime chat
Honey_childe
Same thought for him not knowing usher. I was like I think Ellis just started really getting into r&b and rap fairly recently I feel like lol
Inga
What a terrible episode… I except better from you guys. This was a let down. You guys stayed on that crazy topic waaayyyy too long. The music recommendations was the only thing worth watching. I love you…. but this wasn’t it.
Spacepanda
Manz saying 14 ,10,20 stroke and stop like WHAT IF HE DONT WANNA STOP😂😅 bro looking at u like “it’s a long one still”
Spacepanda
There’s no amount of money u could take stroke 😂😂😂 this the craziest scenario I seen
Jason Saliba
Check out “Never Catch Me” by Flying Louts ft Kendrick Lamar one of my all time favorite songs!
SavvyStrands
Ok, so am I the only one thinking that y’all will get some real SLOW strokes for dude to make sure he gets his money worth 😂 Also, loved each of your songs of the week on this episode… James’s took me back to “Super Cat” days 🎵
Carlos Rosales
Lol 🤣 the backshots chat
Raphayel
Tf?! I'm not taking any strokes
Sam Mountjoy
Ellis reminds me of Karl Pilkington sometimes with his "do my head in" comment to being deep dick stroked.
Jack
Nah how’s Ellis just violated one of the goats of RnB 😭 I’m 23 and grew up on his music how’s he not know about usher
MillieMangolicious
It was the parent who trafficked Justin. Usher was probably also a victim.
Hunter Hansen
Did Rem take a step back from being on the episodes? I know he was on vacation but it seems he's been back for a few weeks.
Ashley
Ellis has really been working on his swag and confidence and it shows! I see you, boo!
Bliss
game is game 🤷
IsleChile
I am stunned that they picked LL. I'm even more stunned Ellis has no idea, but I get it.
Enjoli Pettice (Lee)
There is a podcast that was being done in one of the major prisons in California.. I’ll have to look it up and see if they’re still doing it! It was on Apple Podcasts
JoyfulGeek
I will have a digital sketching pad,full collection of one piece books and hopefully I can get the newest chapter when it come out and maybe a chess board so I can learn strategy better
Ibrahim Haidar
I really don't understand how anyone can justify seeing or listening to Usher anymore. He gave P.Diddy 48 hours with a 15 year old Justin Bieber, P.Diddy himself said that, and in a 2014 episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians, Khloe mentions seeing him at one of the Diddy parties she attended. Usher -- whom Bieber was signed to -- was in a position of power over Bieber and his future in the industry, instead of protecting him from predators, offered him up on a silver platter. Usher groomed him for Diddy, and I think its time we usher him into the oblivion of irrelevance. We keep letting celebrities get away with damning things and for what? Cuz their album was a core part of our growth experience? No, my values are worth more than a couple of albums.
Nickyrrig
Ellis’s song of the week is always gassss, I’ve added most of them to my playlist. We love Ellis
Beccabookitty
James not knowing what a yeast infection is and the fact that he had more of a REACTION to yeast took me out. This whole episode my jaw was on the floor and I was laughing 🤣
Jocelyn Howard
What a great patreon ep‼️That first 30 min seriously discussing how many bags you tryna get... thee most unhinged 😭😭💀
Jocelyn Howard
Another day... another episode of Ellis calling us old, saggy dinosaurs straight to our faces! 🥲🤣🤣
Jocelyn Howard
I imagined the same 🤣😭😭
Breanna
Definitely not an age thing 😂 it’s just Ellis 😂
Jacob Schulz
Fr I’m selling my soul for nothing. I’m talking as many strokes as he can get in. I’d be pissed if it was less than 100. And I’d still probably regret that shit within a year. Get as drunk/high as possible and hopefully not remember it. Probably blow it all from the trauma real quick. Honestly not worth it. I’d need a million first to even consider it.
Keno
Thinking there’s a difference between 1 or 1000 strokes is crazy to me… you’ve already been f*cked in the 🍑😂 might as well get enough to not have to go to work the next day. Also, I’d just go live with my folks again before I started selling cakes for cash 😬🙅🏾♂️
Ughkneesah
Not me imagining “take me off the ceiling fan” in some Tom & Jerry ass way instead of as su1c1de lol 47:53-48:03 should be clipped and sent to LL Cool J. I only have youtube and Patreon so can’t be me
Nikki
I don't think James understands what he did to all of the female listeners when he announced his "yeast infection" 💀🤣🤣
Nikki
It felt like the old episodes 🥰
Nikki
Daddy Fantasy is for the YouTube vids
Annie
ELLIS IS JUST A BABY. Not knowing LL Cool J is mind blowing hahaha
Jada P.
Song of the week was 🔥🔥 S.O.T.W. : All That Matters - Justin Bieber
Leanne Unsworth
😂😂😂 Usher being played at school discos with Haribo. Oh Ellis hahaha
Keith
I’m with James. I’m going for 100 and never going back. You gotta take a lot in order for it to even be worth it
TyLeeds
James's song of the week brought back vibes
Brenda Click
Come on songs of the week!!!!!!!
Devean
The clapping😭😭😭😭😭
Avela Zolile Mdingi
The book James was reading..? What happened to that..?
Avela Zolile Mdingi
Why can’t I watch these on YouTube anymore
Brenda Click
Not the lifting up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nana Serwah Asiedu
Fuuhaaaaaaadddd!!!! That song of the week took me back!!! Love that
Kagi
😂😂😂 that Fuhad’s question got discussed so seriously is so crazy to me! I love it! Also I hope you never get washed - you’ve got me through too much!
Tony Wallace
I ain’t gon lie I’m not doing it, I can’t do it
Alyssa Zmudzinski
“Rack for rack and the loser gets a stab” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Riki Rae
It’s not that Ellis is young, he’s just white!
Joy Adjei
You guys probably won’t see this comment, but let’s not use age for anything. The fact that Ellis who is 23 and I’m 24 doesn’t know who LL Cool J is means absolutely nothing to the rest of our generation. 😂🤦🏾♀️He is on his own because he’s been in so many movies and shows and I grew up on his music as well that even our age group grew up with there’s literally a series that me and my family watch all the time that ended just like three years ago that we were obsessed with that he’s been on since we were like 13 so that’s a him problem😂🤦🏾♀️ Most of our generation knows who he is and not just for his new projects, but his old stuff too
Danielle Oyenuga
I saw Usher when I was 19 at Wembley for the confessions tour was a good time rented a small limo to go for my 18th birthday 😉 now I’m 40 😂
Patricia Jeanty
James most definitely would. 🤣🤣
Destinee W.
10yr stretch? Art supplies and something to listen to music.
Shelly Ann F
James song selection!!! Caribbean vibes 🇹🇹 The strokes bit had me screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Catherine
I love Ear Hustle
Maria
The guy's clapping out the strokes was crazy and really made you picturing stuff 😆 Also, James got a good rhythm game
Lona
If anyone is interested in said prison stories there’s a podcast called Ear Hustle where real people tell real stories from prison. Really dope!
Gyptian Knight
Would yall flip to missionary for double?
E Hudson
Ellis face at 38:16 made me scream laugh in public!
Khadijah T
Where is rem!!!!!?????!! Also y’all should’ve heard the way I cackled on the strokes part
Tasha Marie
Where is Rem?
Lona
I said “oh!” out loud
Tyler C
Fuhad seems like he’d make it in jail.. James would be someone’s girlfriend by lunch 🤣
Kasey
Yall are unc status now, stop playing! (&bring back rem!) 😭
Terry Warner
That LL / Neptunes combo! Good lard!
Patou Thompson
Seriously 😂 I’m thinking please stop calling it that James!
Fehintola Orisamolu
The discussions this episode were…out there🫣 Ellis seemed like he wanted to run half the time😹
Joseph
Safe space I could do with those 20 strokes 🤣
Nicola Webster
How many strokes….! Too funny 😆 bring back pick your poison
Leslie Green
LL Cool J has been in several movies too! You’re killin me Ellis! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vincent Mccoy
A lawyer, a ps5 ,and a letter saying I’ll be released early
🌞Shari🌞
I wonder have the guys watched 60 days in!!! Shits nuts! Pretty funny too
@TerenceGraphics
I think I'll do 50 and never go back ctfu Pause ⏸️ 🤣
🌞Shari🌞
I almost choked to death when James said they’d have to get him off the ceiling fan 😂😂😂😂😂
Harley Ali
THE PEOPLE WANT MORE REM
Masta_Ja
SOTW - Sex Story by Ar’mon & Trey
Juliane Sun
I don't think James realizes what yeast infection is for ladies lolllll my ears perked up
Andrea Jones
My song of the week is Magic Gurl by Rhyan Douglas
Nexo Sensei
I would put on a 1 hour timer and play blockblast. You guys don’t remember the struggle
Clintsvzn
I’d bun a regular job and firm 50 strokes a month
daina 🏵️.
yay im early😝
Nexo Sensei
Any ladies like building legos. I’m available
Steven Green
The clapping makes it so much worse to think about 🤣
Georgia
Not James showing his Rhythm game 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Cat
We need Rem back on all episodes!!! It’s really not the same when Rem or Ellis is missing.
Tali D
8 minutes late to the party. 🥳
Jen Nicholson
Not me bumping Usher at the gym before the episode was released 😄
Kamji Gotau
Let’s goo
Alicia Barrie
Why do you guys look so angry 😅
Tiffany
Yeast infection is crazy 😂😂
abby
it’s so stressful being early idk what to comment help
Stephanie Hazelwood
It's rude of Patreon to make me wait 3 minutes 😒
Enrique Ruiz
THURSDAY IS CHIRPSSSSDAYYYYYYY ‼️‼️🤲🏽🤲🏽
Sara Kusser
Top 5!
Paul Walker
I've never watched the clock tick over as the episode is released before! Let's go!
Caitlin Judge
♥️
Sam Bristol
Top 5
T'Nezia McLaurin
1st
