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INFESTATION WEEK! : Taxidermy Beetles
🕑 Added 2023-08-28 16:34:11 +0000 UTCSometimes your neutered play pet has a big ole dick. Useless! BUT WAIT!
CharnCo has partnered with CRISPR to make a new variant of Dermistid beetles! These cute little guys will gnaw, nom and gnash their way through all of that annoying spongey erectile tissue and urethra of your pet's big useless dick. In less than an hour, you'll have a soft, supple cum sock for YOUR cock! Simple fill it with your hot dommy cum and leave it to the sub to deal with!
"BUT WAIT!" I hear you ask. "MY pet has a baculum - won't I stab my dick with that long thin bone?!"
Worry not, friend! CharnCo Demistid's will detach the tendons that connect that baculum. When you squeeze out the beetle and paste, that baculum will slide right out with it.
"Won't it crawl up into their abdomen, devouring the pet from the inside out?!"
OF COURSE NOT!! CharnCo values the health and safety of all of it's customers. These beetles are only interested in the flesh of the male genitalia*, and have never travelled beyond the groin region.
"Will they help deal with my pet's fat dangling nuts, too?!"
Good question. CharnCo has much more efficient and fun ways to handle big fat dangling nuts. If you are interested in a sample of our products, request a free disposable CharnCo ring, and we'll give youru pet a tour!
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