MAG 130 - Meat
🕑 Added 2019-03-13 16:01:01 +0000 UTCCase #0081912
Statement of Lucia Wright, regarding just a... a hole. A hole filled with... with meat... Original statement given December 19th 2008.
Thanks to this week's Patrons: Mariah Magee, Aviv, Kaitlin Porter, CheshireSavant, Kevin Cantu, Michael Giese, Emily Hannigan, Anne Eilertsen, Greg McMullen, Björn Jäger.
Edited this week by James Austin, Brock Winstead & Alexander J Newall.
Performances:
- "The Archivist" - Jonathan Sims
- "Gertrude Robinson" - Sue Sims
- "Lucia Wright" - Beth Eyre
Sound effects this week by previously credited artists via freesound.org.
Content Warning for:
- body horror
- dismembered human remains
- dismembered animal remains
- emotional trauma
- death and dying
- sleep disorders
Comments
Rurrie
another ASMR voice I'll be using to fall asleep later <3
Rurrie
oh like. the whole time lmao.
Katelyn Colgrove
I love Beth Eyre’s voice!!
Rurrie
oh no I took about a week break off listening to these and now I forget when The Web started helping Jon????? When did THAT happen? XD
sAZAndorable
Gertrude's chuckling over explosions: adorable Gertrude's casual, carefree implication that she was about to murder that poor lady if she'd recognized her: admirable
Chris Halliday
Gertrude’s enthusiasm for explosions is slightly disturbing 😂
gaminette
Note to self: do NOT listen to TMA while eating lunch. You’d think I’d know by now. O___o
Thegeekgene
The word "meat" is now in itself terrifying to me. Also, leaving Jon unsupervised is a bad idea, for him and for the world as a whole
Gilligan Mungus
That was brilliant. There can never be enough Gertrude. And hearing her be practically jubilant over thwarting another ritual was amazing. Seriously you guys, once MAG - The Jon Years is finished, it would be the coolest most wonderful thing ever to have a podcast of MAG - The Gertrude Years. I could listen to Sue Sims be Gertrude for eons. It’s also interesting to hear how Jon’s voice is becoming more Gertrude-esque. His hmmms and even the cadence of his speech. You guys are absolutely brilliant. And the guest voice today was terrific!
Heather Nichols
At this point the Web is probably regretting not just eating Jon an avoiding this all together. Brilliant statement!
Rowan MacBean
I feel like Gertrude is essentially one of my D&D characters in their later years 😂 Also? EXCELLENT guest voice. I was debating whether to listen before dinner or wait until later when I could avoid meat for a few days if needed, but I saw “Beth Eyre” and the decision was made.
Devin Goodman
I love my murder grandma and her marked propensity for explosions
Danii
VERY cool. And oooo, interesting things. Loved the statement. Yay for more Gertrude.
Distant Egg Song
Also Jon: "I am going to cut off a piece of myself and use it as a possible anchor to get out of the endless coffin. This is the most logical course of action." Jon. Jon no.
Gilligan Mungus
Gertrude!!!!!! Okay off to listen
Distant Egg Song
The theme of the Flesh being linked to different ideas of the body in Christianity is an interesting one.
Keeperofterris
Oh good lord that synopsis.