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Episode 31 - Shells and Shame
🕑 Added 2020-01-16 16:00:03 +0000 UTCEpisode 31
Shells and Shame
CLIENT - Kaldor the Chitinous
The client(s) is/are interested in a planet to reflect their hard outer shell and rich inner life. Suggested sales tactics: emotional blackmail, lean in to immorality, ignore personal promises, clean Perkins, burn down the school, shuck the client, *ANOMALY* bio-facsimile leading the meeting. May the Board have mercy on their souls.
Content warning for:
- Comedic violence
- Emotional abuse
- Alcoholism
Special thanks to HRH Aranelle for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Mal Ossowicki, Nikki H, Hayden J, Marcela 'hi mom' Garcia, Oren Benshabat, Ida, Adrian Mercer-Garber, Sammy, Han Mallek, Caroline Rivard, Mammon, Lauren Rowlands, charlie laurel, Brie, Rachel Penabade, Carrie Coada, 2impostors, Elias Soper, Casey Rae, Armando DiCianno.
Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
Produced by Lowri Ann Davies and Katie Seaton
Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
Performances:
I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
David 7: Ben Meredith
Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
Editing: Alexander J Newall and David Devereux
Music: Samuel DF Jones
Artwork: Anika Khan
Featured SFX: previously credited artists via freesound.org.
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Comments
Nicky
Sales Consultant David 7! One day I.M.O.G.E.N. and David 7 will rule Stellar Firma (and maybe the galaxy!), I’m sure of it
Isabelle
Another wonderful episode! Somehow I love IMOGEN and David even more
Stephanie Cooper
WHAT, TREXEL?!? WHAT?!???? I HEARD YOU THE FIRST SIXTEEN TIMES, STOP YELLING!!!!
Heather Nichols
“Unpleasant hug detected. Security alerted” is such a good line. I think I need this clip on my phone. Just in case.
