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🕑 Added 2021-12-25 17:01:02 +0000 UTCALERT - MULTIPLE PRIMATIVE 2D NARRATIVE-BASED ENTERTAINMENTS IDENTIFIED. ASSESSING CITIZEN-WORKFORCE PRODUCTIVITY-JOY COMPATIBILITY… UNDETERMINED - RECOMMEND AI-ASSISTED COMPLIANCE THREAT VETTING BY SUITABLE LINE MANAGER...
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"Oh, just give it to Piltz... Tell her she needs a hobby... Because where's the lie?"
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Message above reads:
Alert - multiple primative 2D narrative-based entertainments identified.
Assessing Citizen-Workforce Productivity-Joy compatibility...
Undetermined
- Recommend AI-assisted compliance threat vetting by suitable line manager.
Incoming message detected... Origin: Standards -
"Oh, just give it to Piltz... Tell her she needs a hobby... Because where's the lie?"
Comments
spiderbeetlebee
YAY!!
Kath
Ohoooo this is interesting!
Marie
The holiday cheer we all needed.
Mēs esam flinči, šī ir mūsu dziesma, mēs kādu laiku ceļosim laikā
That line killed me like a three hundred foot drop off Nakatomi Plaza.
Latitia
Much appreciated, thank you!!
Rusty Quill
Done!
Cassidy
👀👀 "trailer 1" in the metadata... (I.M.O.G.E.N., when *haven't you* had a machine gun? 😁)
sAZAndorable
I.M.O.G.E.N. *deserves* a machine gun
Alexandra DeCarlo
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho" XD
Latitia
Hey RQ, could you please put messages in all caps in lower case too? I can NOT parse this, it's one big block of letters that all melt together
HoloXam
THIS IS THE BEST GIFT