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The Magnus Protocol Fluff 1 - Plenty More Fish

🕑 Added 2024-10-01 15:00:15 +0000 UTC

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Schiwalker

Alex this is my first fluff episode and, ngl, the beginning threw me more than the worst meat monster 😬

Tama Connatser

I absolutely need "Eating the rich is important, but so is self care" on a shirt.

Haven

Seeing "incident elements:Alexander j newell": oh hehe hehe a funny ha-ha joke 20 seconds into the intro: oh no

Mother of Ferrets

Sorry, not sorry!

Tiffany Lane

I'm blaming you I think he took that as a challenge 💀

Joshua manson

Can we discuss how the whole team seems to be loving whoever they want. For better or for worse. I love Colin and hope he isn’t dead

Alexandra DeCarlo

This is great. Makes the death of Colin hit harder. Sam will never be able to tell him about his new ex horror story

dryptid

yoooo Alice's ex-gf AMY who stabbed luke because she thought he was an IMPOSTER? a nod to MAG03 if ive ever heard one

KitCat3

Life hack: eat the rich WHILE listening to fluff

Nico DeStefano

does sam have the worse breakup now?

Gareth Green

Which crypto bro, I wonder?

Gareth Green

As a rich person, I live in fear of being eaten.

Gareth Green

Yeah!

S. A. O'Brien

Question - OGoA is raising funding for disaster relief efforts in their home region, and I know they're part of the RQ Network. Do you have any intention of promoting their fundraising efforts?

Jessica Noe

I NEED FAN ART OF THE AMAZON BASIC GUILLOTINE. I'm making everyone I know listen to this and that particular phrase is *resonating*

Isabel Townsend

That intro made this the most terrifying TMP ep yet

Ayla Eberly

me listening like UM RQ THIS MAY TECHNICALLY BE HORROR FREE, BUT IS IT ACTUALLY IN THE FACE OF THE MAIN PLOT RN.......

Jacki Dreher

I listened to this on my break at work and SCREAMED AND CACKLED at Alex’s intro and outro. OMG! And his mmmmm yum was awful! JUST AWFUL! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kelly

Eating the rich is important, but so is self care.

Alatus Dusted Beast

The intro-- gahh I was trying so hard not to cackle at the beginning of my shift, horrible! (/j I love every second of this episode ^^)

Ecchima

the intro was perfect, the episode was great but the last hummm yumm was horrifying lmao

Enya

That intro alone was absolute gold😂 I really enjoyed the episode as well!

Paula

This was INCREDIBLE, thank you for feeding us content goblins. Love u Colin and ur terrible choice in spouses 💜

Michaela

the intro and outro were....kinda really horrifying....but....the things we just learned about alice , colin and sam but especially alice and colin have me SCREAMING !!!!!!

Skyeoak

In memoriam 😔 (The bowler hat who else)

Blue Cat

Of all the things that could have happened in this, the one I was least prepared for was ASMR voice Alexander J Newall

PossiblyEden

'Plenty of fish in the sea'. Yes Alice, like a Traumatised, Power-Hungry Rich Girl :3c

Anthony

i felt like it escalated, in the credits i felt like his voice was about to break any second lmao

Valerie Kaplan

Pfffft, the intro tone extends to the credits…

MarlaBothBothIsGood

BISEXUAL BITCHING WIIII SHOWING US MORE COLIN NOW SHOULD BE CONSIDERED EMOTIONAL TERRORISM

Sugar-Brown

Why did I think it would be about Colin and Alice going to a fishing trip together?

Mother of Ferrets

I stand by my comment on the Twitch chat, the true horror is Alex's fluff intros & this does not disappoint! 🙃

Trajan Miller

God, I thought Bonzo was bad. Your husband turning into a crypto bro is far worse

Astraeus

Okay, but what ended Colin’s second marriage? 😂

Os

After a good meal of eating the rich, don't forget to take time for yourself, friends! 😊

SquidGoZoomy

this is the first fluff episode i’ve listened to- why on gods green earth was the intro so unhinged

Trisidael

The fluff episodes are some of my favorites just for Alex’s increasingly unhinged introductions alone. This one did not disappoint. 😂

Ian Mak

IPA - Hipster piss. 🤣

Gabe Neil

Alex's intro was perhaps the most terrifying thing he has ever done.

galaxysballad

ALEX UNDER INCIDENT ELEMENTS IM CACKLING

galaxysballad

HELPPPPPPP the intro was everything

Anthony

why is this cracking me up so bad

Heather MacKenzie

That intro! I love you Alex. ❤️ This was a great episode. So nice to hear from Colin one last time. And now Sam has a story about worst ex girlfriend ever!

Anthony

I am in TEARS

Dina Lindemann

The theme music is everything

Luca

That intro was erm… something

Curious Machine

this piano music + AJN’s words are killing me softly

Fernie

Oh he likes men

Erica

No amount of CWs could have prepared me for Alex

Rainstroll

Yum

esmeeeeeeee

this was great omh

Mice and Moonbeams

I want more of this!!! The banter is amazing!

Casper Muir

I was around for the other fluff episodes, I should have known what was coming...

Billie Hindle

I had no idea Alex was gonna do that and I feel physically ill.

Casper Muir

I forgot how PAINFUL the intros to these are

SentientBogOrb

god i love some colin lore

Catherine Rinella

Next time I'm going to encourage Alex to make it worse, just to see how far we can take this

BuriedInTheArchives

The real horror are the crypto bros

sillygoosehonkhonk

I liked this alot!

NedTheJellyBean

"MmMm, yum :)" I love you guys. Please never say that again.

Violet

That was fucking phenomenal

Zoëjo

This whole episode was hilarious, especially that intro omgggg 😂😂 Also I would loveee to be able to listen to that piano instrumental as it is bc it's so beautiful!!