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SNG EP 512

🕑 Added 2025-07-10 14:02:06 +0000 UTC

Comments

Richea M.

I love Ellis! I think he’s so unintentionally funny

Vondawithan_a

Pigeons and cockroaches both carry diseases and they can spread them easily to humans. Id rather be in the room for a pigeons because cockroaches go everywhere. Tbf, they both disgusting🤢

Rebz06

Kind of but there like flat circles there a Cadbury chocolate which is a brand in England x

Sunshine

Fine Ass Fuhad!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

The Azillion Show

And we want the third Jacob Banks episode. We already know Tobi is not coming on. He is camera shy.

Cubagirl

100%

Essence D.D.

A real girl would be like, "If you push my Fuhad in the pool your next."

TyLeeds

We gotta convince ourselves not to go back ... no true?

Sarah Moon

Pigeons all day... they have antibiotics and soap for that shit.

Matthew D

yo, they should film PYP for real!!!!

Joel Felix

First one is ep 194

narim hubara

Guys I’m looking for 2 episodes I think from like 3 years ago. One episode they act out that someone is sitting on the toilet and then there comes on bursting in and says “I NEED THAT”. Second episode is where at the very start of the episode James talks about dating and himself etc. A bit vague but maybe someone knows. Thanks!

narim hubara

I miss you

Jack Richardson

Concus yourself when you could just use the cashiers phone to call your pal through insta 😂

Natty

What's up gang

Purple Patch

If a girl has 300 followers vs 3 million makes no difference for me

TEE T

The cockroaches will crawl in your nose and ears

Abi Toms

i miss song of the week

Tiana Fernandez

No one is talking about how the ex was ready to break up his parents marriage

Cameron Fearon

after seeing it on im a celebrity every year id have to go with the cockroaches

Sunshine

Pigeons. I’m TERRIFIED of COCKROACHES

Marshay Roberts

So excited for new format! I was definitely getting tired of song of the week taking the majority of the episode.

Berta

Loved this ep! Glad you listened to the feedback

Destinee W.

Nvm.. the whole episode 🤣🤣🤣

Destinee W.

I swear Kaio HAS to animate this episode SPECIFICALLY the PYP segment 🤣🤣 KAIO PLEASE!!

Joshua

Was contemplating cancelling this Patreon but after this episode knowing it’s going to go back to the classic form has made me keep paying haha

Eva

This episode was AMAZAING

MrChai22

Bruh. Ellis is fuckin hilarious. So effortlessly too 😂😂😂😂

Lauren

I’d just bite my tongue and bleed out 😌

Jess

When are we going to get the announcement that Ellis is actually Karl Pilkington’s child? because he absolutely has to be 😂😂

“Doc. Raushaun”

• I really appreciate you guys bringing that back… because i wasn’t sure if I was gonna subscribe for another year… Looking forward to you guys returning to grass roots. • Ellis should have save that story for his podcast- I would have LOVED to see Byron’s reaction! #AvASeat🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 PYP: roaches for sure. 🤣

Jess

Do it on the website from your computer! If you do it from the app it charges more $$

Geo

Thank you for coming back to the root and stopping your previous madness adding shxts we never asked .

Janae Watson

This episode was so comforting 💕

JNN

Pigeons. If I have on a thick zip hoodie I’d pull the hood tight enough to cover my entire face and just have a seat somewhere off to the side and wait it out, when it’s over I’m burning the hoodie (any other dirty clothes). I would PERISH in a room full of bugs 😖

JNN

Pukake is WILLLDDDD

Winston Johnson The Third

Definitely the roaches

ray shepherd

This felt great, literally the SNG I was introduced too and fell in love with ❤️❤️

Demi

Really enjoyed this episode guys. Keep up the good work!

G..

Fuhad’s “fucking bitch” KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jessica Ware

I’d have to do the cockroaches… I couldn’t participate in a pigeon pukake 🤣😅

Nicole

Chocolate buttons? Is that the same thing as chocolate chips? Lol

Jamila Palmer

Guys how do I upgrade on here for the log cabin?

jamie T

Pigeons all day.

Christopher Fernandez

Finally a Patreon change 👍🏿

Alex

When James drops the phone I die 🤣

Calvin Washington

Welcome back guys! This is what convinced me to run the p monthly. So excited for this return to form!

Marquise Adams

That swinger thing is crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he def contemplated ending her life

Tylor Malcolm

The funny thing is, some of those pettiest things are actually crimes. Let’s see how petty one can really get then.

Megan Reilly

Me and my friends have never bad mouthed exes... Maybe I've chosen good people for my circle orrrrrrr we just don't give a fuck - what's done is done 😊 loved this episode - it felt OG for sure - would be good to see a sip sip episode! 💙

Rushik Patel

we miss the new music segment :(

Gifty

you guys are back! love these episodes so much moreeeeeeee ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Jay Johnson

Not gonna lie 😭 the Elis story is HILARIOUS cause I recently just thought Elis told us ALL his train times. Anyone could find him 😭😭

Jay Johnson

Been meaning to watch that. You like it?

Jay Johnson

Does OG shxts and gigs include anime chat still? 😭 it’s been 80 years 😭😭

Jay baby

Lowkey the first segment makes me want to see them to a fear factor episode 👀

Marina

Enjoyed this episode so much, listened to it twice back to back 😅🎉🌷

Hfrenchmontana

Pigeons. All day. There's no way thousands of roaches are about to be locked in a room with me with all the freedom. No plugs? Yeah right. And then they're stuck in my hair 😭 we did see reacts

Hfrenchmontana

What are the chances I was just thinking about that word shit on NYT

sugaput1721

As Bow Wow, when she first got together with Future, I might have felt some type of way. As Future progressively showed his behind after she got with Russell, I'd be perfectly fine that I'm a good human being and conf6in myself as a person. It's hard not to,compared to Future crashing out for so much of their relationship 😂😂😂😂

Emily

Pigeons are actually supposed to be domestic birds. They are very calm, and love to be held. Also, Ellis doesn’t even realize how funny he is 😂

Danon

Pigeons!!! 😂😂

JJ Jah'Morris

Pigeons because I would just scream if I was shit on and shower afterwards. If I was in a room with cockroaches, I would probably literally die. I couldn’t do it.

Dion S.

I’m gonna have to go with Cockroaches… I’m used to being around them and interacting with them,… i think some people call them coworkers but whatever same thing😂

Quincy Hill

Okay that was some heat just laughed all the way home

Nikki

I haven't laughed like this at a whole episode in a LOOOONG time!! 🤣🤣🥰 #TeamPigeon. It's not even a question!

tmerch

Right?! 😂

Quincy Hill

No body miss back to school

K

Thank God they listen to the feedback n actually do sumn about it. I didn’t even mind the recent format all that much it was just Song Of The Week that really frustrated me cuz that takes away like 15-20 mins of the episode n leaves us with like 30-40 of the regular shit. Feels good to have the OG format back!

IsleChile

Ellis is like an old man who just says stuff and has no clue he is hilarous! James' fear of birds is so funny to me. He said I know the devil is playing with me and my shorts are gonna come down. Comedy! Ha!

Naz

Random thought: can you guys bring back the introductions.

Deidra Bruce

Episode felt like old times ❤️

Atiyana

Random!!! That cockroach vs pigeon PYP is wild because I kid you not I had a dream recently (in the last week recently) about flying cockroach’s attacking me!!!🤮therefore (in a delulu manner) my cult daddies are constantly showing up in my dreams in ALL forms craaazy😂😂😂… sooooo I definitely would’ve picked pigeons over cockroach’s just based off that dream💀💀💀

Emily True

7:54 needs a screen grab lol

Ms Royal One

I came to write that

Ms Royal One

James is so ridiculous 😂😂😂

Georgia

I love it when James gets the giggles it’s the funniest thing! And you know it’s real when Fuhad silent laughs 😂 LLL GGG 😂

Steph MD

You men don’t realise the smell that comes with pigeon shit 😭 on top of all the diseases they carry

Carlina Benitez

Hilarious.

Davide Scalora

This has been one of the funniest Patreons in a long time!

Memory Motseki

Yoh bathong Rem? That “just today?” was quick! 🤣🤣🤣 it’s giving payback for “we’re all short men aren’t we?!” 😭🤣🤣🤣

Dana Menyweathers

I’d pick actual poison

Alexandra Lessing

Thank you SO MUCH for taking our feedback - love you guys always, but this kind of content is why I started to watch, and become a cult baby, then cult leader (tier 2 gang)

Memory Motseki

I hope they act out a “trucker Dave” type of situation. Man I miss those

Riki Rae

Not me and Fuhad being one and the same because the whole time they’re talking about “dashed in the pool,” I was thinking if I ever get out, everybody better SCATTER…because I carry.

M Léa

Kinda glad there’s no more song of the week 😅

Davide Scalora

Happy to hear about the changes!

Adam

Love that pick your poison is back. But idk if it’s just me but the old way when you’d get the live reaction as you picked the card/read it out live in disgust or laugh out loud. It hit different. BUT I get the cards got rinsed so I like this format to 🙏🏽

Lilly

Chatting shit is where it’s at, totally loved the ep👌🏾👌🏾ALSO, I’ve been literally holding my breath for SA tour dates… don’t let me die now, please I need to exhale, out with the announcement already. L3G3

Shanae Mckinney

Cmon Rem w the quick fire lol "just today?" 😂😂😂

Andrew Robson

My brother in Christ did you just say orgies

Andrew Robson

Rems face after the just today 😂😂😂

Chrissy.J

Ray J married that girl (Princess Love) and had two kids with her.

Ivan

Great episode!

Megan

James tapping his neck, had me crying 😂

Ibrahim Haidar

Remski and James have no idea how bad thousands of roaches is. I had a mild roach infestation in one place I stayed before... Just the smell of their orgies is enough to make u wanna move tf ouf of this planet

Joanna

Back to the old school!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Andie McNaughton

I love being friends with men (you guys are my besties, keep up) because I get to truly understand how different men and women really think lol. As a woman, if every girl your BD bags is a 10 outta 10 you start to get a bit delusional and start thinking you're a 10 too. lmao. I'm like....what could Bow Wow possibly be mad about, she's put him in an elite league.

Daedra

Now this is what I run the p for!!

Liz

Fuhad is such an Aquarius, because I’d have the reaction to the pool scenario.

Kyle Walker

James biceps peaking through the shirts now ok brudda

Kei

We love that you guys are so in tune with us , it is greatly appreciated 🫶🏾

Asia Amos

Definitely one of the best ep.s!!! i love how giggly this one was, had me giggling!!

Sammie

Soooo excited to see PYP is baaack

Enjoli Pettice (Lee)

Hey have you guys seen the New Batman Ninja vs The Yakuza League?!?

Nathan Kabangu

36:30

Jhunelle💕🏝️🇯🇲

This is exactly what I thought of in that scenario. The Mummy scarred me for life 😩😩

Andrea Jones

The crazy thing about that Ray J clip is they married each other after that lol

Stella Stephens

If I'm on a date and my man keeps getting pushed back in pool and people are laugh I'm standing by him and throwing hands

Jube

Easily one of the best eps in a long time

Keith

Tl;Dr: Pigeons are the niggas of the avian species Pigeons are highly intelligent, adaptable, and resourceful. However due to media portrayal they are often viewed as disgusting, disease carrying abominations, or "rats with wings." While doves having received positive media portrayal as symbols of; peace, love, and purity. Both pigeons and doves belong to the Columbidae bird family as they are the same thing. Pigeons are doves and doves are pigeons.

Kesha Samuels

The hedgehog? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this ep was REALLY funny!

Kesha Samuels

I cracked up when Fuhad is laughing and says “you fucking bitch” idk WHY that’s so funny! 😂😂😂😂

Jason

Was it only me hoping for a SA tour announcement 😅

Kagi

Ahem - you had a stadium of 15k screaming fans 😁! That PYP made my skin legit crawl!

Tylor Malcolm

Old school can’t wait

Adam Sardo

Bro this new og style vids slap. Please don’t stop 🤣

Jube

Gotta be the pigeons. Also love having the old SnG back 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Tron Carter

Pigeons. I've seen How High I'll be fine

Honey 🍯 🍯 🍯

I would go with the pigeons. There's NO way I can take a chance of roaches crawling on my skin. You'd go crazy forever feeling them and there no longer there 🤣🤣🤣

Tashawna

I would NEVER want to be famous or want to be in the public eye. I HATE ATTENTION. Good lord.

jstargirl

Have y’all seen the Mummy or the Scorpion king? It’s the Pigeons for me

BreeCat

Love z laughter in this ep ❤️

Tim carver

No song of the week!!!!

Alicia Barrie

Because women dont date men because of how they look. And if your personality sucks, you can turn ugly real quick lol

Kiana

Loved this episode! Non-stop laughs 🫶🏾

Orrie Rogers

Being left at the gas station is peak. But I would ask to use a device and get on FB for help.

Alicia Barrie

"id sleep naked. She can steal everything" 😂😂😂😂😂

Shanae

S/O to them for listening to us and applying it!! I usually dont re-watch Patreon episodes because I miss the old feel. This will be getting re-watched today 🙌🏾😂😂😂

Fehintola

Cried laughing way too hard at James saying he’d be found “dried out and crooked” if he saw crickets in his apartment😹😹

Cha P.

Wats crazy is that was Ray J wife!!!!!

zeezee

ellis is lowkey highkey the love of my life

Warren Downs

hell ya ma

SharaHeartSixx

Pigeons. They're actually not as diseased as humans have been made to believe. So yeah. I got one hole too many for them cocks 🫢

Alicia Barrie

The boys forgetting that cockroaches shit too lol

Alicia Barrie

Give me a room full of pidgeons before a room with 10 cockroaches. Anyday lol

Rhyvere Christopher

Pigeons! The only answer. Let a cockroach run on me, I'm jumping down the same staircase James has on constant layaway.

Oscar Ruiz

Yesssiiir this is what WE WANT

Saraya

Cockroaches bite and it hurts like hell so i’d choose the pigeons. They’ll probably spend more time on the floor anyway.

Christina Janellé

Pigeons!! NOTHING IS CRAWLING ON ME!!

Umilkheir Arte

Pigeons anyday man. I would literally die of a heart attack amongst those cockroach

Leebay

ABOUT TIME, cause I was this close to canceling

thedesertfox151

Pigeons

Yianz

Just started watching this ep, 11 minutes in and already feels better! Great work on taking on feedback!! We love you guys!! 🤍

Sharnette

There is no way in hell that I could be in there with the roaches! I would have a nervous breakdown!!

CandiKane

Random Guy: "There's starving kids in the world, Ellis. Did you know that???" Ellis: "....yeah, obviously. Yeah." Random Guy: "There's load of starving kids. They're just starving." Ellis: "...okay...yeah, it sucks Mate." Ellis is just hilarious without even trying. 🤣🤣🤣