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240. Jamie Loftus (Audio)
🕑 Added 2023-02-23 22:39:11 +0000 UTCHot diggity dog! We were super stoked to welcome back Jamie Loftus, podcaster/comedian/author of the forthcoming book "RAW DOG: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs" this week! Plus a new old Activity of the Day from Vic, Doug's Guess the Eyes game and Tim's audition for Rick and Morty.
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Title: "The Hot Dog Planet Adventure" [INT. MORTY'S GARAGE - NIGHT] Morty (the grandfather): "You son of a bitch, Rick, let's go to the portal!" The Rick (the kid): "Uggghhh, I don’t know, Morty!" Morty: "The combobulator is ready, Rick. Head to the wormhole!" [They both step through the portal and arrive at a new planet.] [EXT. HOT DOG PLANET - DAY] [The entire planet is made out of hot dogs. The ground, trees, and buildings are all hot dogs. The inhabitants of the planet all have hot dog-shaped heads.] The Rick: "Uhhh... Morty! What is this place?" Morty: "Hot dog, Rick! We've reached the multidimensional hot dog planet." [A hot dog-headed inhabitant approaches them.] Hot Dog Inhabitant: "Welcome, travelers! I am Wolly Wogman, leader of this delicious world!" Morty: "Wolly Wogman, we're here to study your photoplasm and electro-goo." The Rick: "Uuuuhhh, okay." [INT. HOT DOG SCIENCE LAB - DAY] [They all enter a lab where Wolly Wogman shows them hot dog technology.] Wolly Wogman: "Behold, our fart machine!" The Rick: "Uggghhh, I don’t know, Morty." Morty: "It's made out of cotton candy, Rick! Just like our Wally Wagon." [EXT. HOT DOG PLANET - DAY] [They all step outside, and Morty unveils their vehicle, the Wally Wagon, which is made out of cotton candy.] The Rick: "Uhhh... Morty!" Morty: "To the wormhole, Rick!" [They drive around the planet, collecting samples of photoplasm and electro-goo.] The Rick: "Uggghhh, no, Morty." Morty: "We've got enough samples. Let's go to the portal, Rick!" [They return to the portal.] [INT. MORTY'S GARAGE - NIGHT] [They step through the portal, back into Morty's garage.] Morty: "Hot dog, Rick! We did it!" The Rick: "Uhhh, okay." Morty: "Now let's analyze the photoplasm and electro-goo with our combobulator!" The Rick: "Uuuuhhh, I don’t know, Morty." Morty: "You son of a bitch, Rick. Trust me." [They analyze the samples and discover the secret of the hot dog planet's weird trait.] Morty: "Rick, the inhabitants of the hot dog planet have a penis-shaped nose!" The Rick: "Uggghhh, no, Morty!" Morty: "But now we know, Rick! To the wormhole!" [They step back through the portal to return the results to Wolly Wogman.] [EXT. HOT DOG PLANET - DAY] Morty: "Wolly Wogman, we've discovered your planet's secret! You all have penis-shaped noses!" Wolly Wogman: "You're right, Morty! Thank you for unveiling our mystery!" The Rick: "Uhhh, okay." Morty: "Let's go to the portal, Rick!" [They step through the portal, returning to Morty's garage.] [INT. MORTY'S GARAGE - NIGHT] Morty: "Another successful adventure, Rick!"
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