Doug’s Tour Diary - Day 1 Kansas City
🕑 Added 2023-10-03 18:50:17 +0000 UTC[Re-posting to fix that second photo!]
Tonight is the first show, we are in Kansas City… Missouri I think? Yes, Missouri. Pretty good crew, we’ve got tour manager JP Hasson, who I’ve gone on many a Tim and Eric tour with. Mike Hickey, AKA Major Entertainer, who is always a great hang. The wildcard is Joe Holliday, the props master and puppeteer who controls “The Fridge Keeper.” He’s only a wildcard because we just met but so far, he has an abundance of great stories. Pretty uneventful flight, we flew Southwest. The flight attendants had some new material, which got some laughs. Most of it was centered around dissing Delta Airlines. One joke I liked was “If you’re flying with children, why?”
When we got to the hotel, we looked for a place to eat of course. Joe, Mike and I walked in a random direction. The city seemed a bit empty. We wanted to check out a bustling area so I googled “cool neighborhood in kansas city.” Computer said “Crossroads Neighborhood.” When I looked on my map, it turned out we were IN that neighborhood! I guess noon on a Monday isn’t too bustling of a time anywhere. We stumbled upon an extremely good Thai place called “Baramee Thai Bistro.” There were actually people in there, so that was a sign it might not be too bad. I had a cucumber salad and a massaman curry with tofu. (Massaman is the most underrated curry, usually the options are green, red or yellow. Why?)
Cute town though, lots of neat old buildings and nice light rail public transit. I could live here if I had to!


Here’s a pic of a nice old building and the Patreon logo spotted on the sidewalk! Formed from gum? You decide. Gotta get to the venue now before JP has a conniption.
JK JP!
Comments
Andrew Long
I work in the crossroads. Eat at Baramee occasionally! It’s good! The neighborhood is generally dead during the day. Has some great spots like green lady lounge in the evening. Can’t wait to see resident dougpound walking the streets of kc daily.
Ted Maxwell
Doug! You found the Patreon logo and then they immediately changed it! Coincidence?!
Brandon Martin
Doug they cancelled the logo because of you—nice work!
tommurtagh
I love the new Pound House ep. It was a little eggy but I like that.
Björn Lindgren
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Jordan Barr
Massaman is the best curry
Bradford Beidler
Forget it, I see it was in the past.
Bradford Beidler
When is the San Diego Soda Bar show?
Tim Erbes
DAUUWKGH -Mr Dikembe Mutombo
lilula9
Doug writings today just about made my day. Doug drops tomorrow WILL make my day. Can’t wait to see you!!
Douggpound
It was basically a roast.
Ornico (katie)
Funny joke by southwest but TBH if I had been a kid on that plane…I could imagine myself being deeply humiliated by that comment lol
rainbowdark
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Sherri Locker
DOUG (said in the drop voice)
Blake Bagels
Break a leg Doug!
Johnnee
THE LATEST EP OF POUND HOUSE RULED!!! can't wait to see you in Austin with Eric Andre!
Chris Mathews Jr.
Chris Jr's Diary of Reading Doug's Tour Diary Day 1: Nice
Journe
It is dedicated to a lady who is thought to be Princess Bunrot, the later Queen Sri Suriyendra, wife of King Rama II. The second stanza of the poem reads: มัสมั่นแกงแก้วตา หอมยี่หร่ารสร้อนแรง ชายใดได้กลืนแกง แรงอยากให้ใฝ่ฝันหา[18][10] Massaman, a curry made by my beloved, is fragrant of cumin and strong spices. Any man who has swallowed the curry is bound to long for her
Ellie Hajdu
💓💓💓
Clay N. Ferno
MAJOR ENTERTAINER in da house