One-Liner Competition
🕑 Added 2025-05-04 21:04:29 +0000 UTCHello everyone,
To coincide with the competition being held on Royal Road, I'm offering you the same chance, but at an upgraded option.
Here's the message:
Because Alexander absolutely loves to create one-liners, the kind you would see in a cheesy 80's film, I'm willing to give three one-month sub's to my Patreon to the top three one-liners. I'll go through them all and pick out the top five to ten, then place a poll here so everyone gets a chance to vote.
That should be enough for you to read the end of the series before everyone else and have a chance to ask me whatever questions you'd like.
Multiple submissions are fine, but don't go too crazy. Up to three max, I feel, is safe.
Now, how it differs for Patreon members is simple. If you're a tier 0 and you win, you get a free tier 1 for a month. Tier 2 goes to Tier 3, and so on. If you're Tier 4, which is pretty much just my wife and Simon on his last few days, you'd get it a month for free.
So, go nuts. I just, just, finished writing the end of the series. That'll hit, plus an epilogue, next weekend, then we're on frozen hiatus as I get to editing.
Comments
Joshua David Mullenary
Uh, I've read it so many times. Even with how fast I knock out pages, it still takes me like 3 months for the series.
DeadSlime
4th re-read of the wheel of time now!
Joshua David Mullenary
like, "Get to da Choppa!", "It's not a tumor!", or "There can be only one!"
DeadSlime
What do you mean by a one-liner! A prompt?