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Chapter 57 I Didn't Know You Were So Poor
🕑 Added 2023-12-19 02:00:40 +0000 UTCTony explained his sexuality to Alvin with a series of curse words starting with F.
Alvin nodded indifferently and said, "Well, I was just joking, thanks for this, um~ amazing gift."
Tony said with a hint of sadness, "Amazing? Oh God, look, my friend, look closely." Pointing towards the mecha, he exclaimed enthusiastically, "This is the product of genius and wisdom, inspiration and crystallization of knowledge and technology, the greatest mechanical masterpiece of the 21st century! Dude, is it too much to ask for more than just one sentence from you?"
Alvin waved his hand and said, "It's very powerful, but what's the use for me to display it in a store as a handicraft?"
Tony said uncertainly, "Handicraft? You've seen it in action in Afghanistan. It's a war machine, a butcher of flesh and blood. Dude, is there a misunderstanding between us?"
Alvin stared at the mecha, he really liked it, but he shook his head and said, "Tony, I have to thank you for your generosity, you're a generous man, but this thing is completely useless to me."
Alvin said while looking at Stark meaningfully, and said, "You can't let me walk around with a radioactive object on my chest, and you can't either, my friend. Dr. Yinsen told me that the palladium element's radioactivity will kill you, I thought he told you!"
Tony lowered his head in frustration and said, "I know all this. I added insulation devices to the energy source of this mecha, it won't affect you."
Alvin was stunned for a moment and said, "What about you? Just wear a light bulb on your chest and wait to die?"
Tony scratched his head sadly and said, "I went to the best surgeons in America, and they couldn't remove the shrapnel from my chest. The only person who might be able to do it this year. In a car accident, his hands were paralyzed. There's nothing I can do, I can't live without this thing."
[Note: What The Fupk! Strange?]
Alvin frowned, looked at Tony, and said, "There will always be a way, using your brain, you can always find a harmless substitute, aren't you a genius? Besides, you didn't have it from the beginning. That thing is not alive and not good."
Tony walked around in frustration and said, "You want me to be like a toy. I can survive with a battery every day. That's impossible. I'd rather jump into the sea tomorrow."
Alvin looked at Tony childishly with a funny look. He knew Tony could always overcome difficulties. SHIELD won't let him die. They hold Stark's old scientific research records in their hands. According to Fury's interpretation, in the end, he still had to rely on Tony, and he could still sell his great help.
Alvin didn't mention S.H.I.E.L.D. because it wasn't necessary.
Alvin said directly, "Take out all your knowledge from your head, think of all the projects and papers you know that might involve new energy, you'll definitely find something, my friend, you're a genius, I can't help you with this, you have to use your own brain."
Tony thought for a moment and said shyly, "Buddy, I've been thinking about this, but it all takes time, and now the Stark group is in chaos, Stane is trying to find a way to remove me from the board so that his weapon project can be restarted. It's got me a little stuck. Friend, um~ I want to know if the thing you used in Afghanistan can give me injections when I'm sick!"
Alvin looked at Tony jokingly. It turns out this guy had a plan all along, but he was worried that time wasn't enough.
It's okay, genius is very different.
Tony, who was played by the fat guy in the movie, shouldn't appear in the real world.
Alvin said with a smile, "It's okay, as long as you feel unwell, you can come to me and I will accept your gift. Hurry up and find an alternative element, I'm too eager to open it. Go for a walk with this person."
Tony reached out his hand and gave Alvin a fist bump and a high five, he smiled and said, "I know finding you was the right thing to do. Buddy, come and see the toy I made myself. You can give me some advice. Once I'm ready, I'll take it to Afghanistan to find it. The problem with terrorists."
Alvin smiled and followed Tony to visit his workshop.
Enjoying it up close, the process of dressing up as Iron Man.
Alvin didn't know what to say to Tony's genius.
This "cursed by science" person reproduced the scenes Alvin saw in the movie in his previous life.
Alvin liked the way Mark 2 dressed in the movie, and had a strong taste for mechanical industry.
Although the steel suit in the back was very science fiction, Alvin didn't like it because he thought it was not cool enough.
Tony wore a new unpainted steel suit, and he wasn't very skilled at flying in front of Alvin. With that proud look, Alvin couldn't help but want to dig the ground. Then kill him with a gun.
Tony landed in front of Alvin wearing a suit of armored warfare, spreading his goggles, and proudly said, "This is the greatest discovery of this century." He tapped the reactor on his chest.
"This thing can solve the earth's energy problem. Although he's not friendly to me, I can think of a way. When I occasionally dream, I will think of some pictures, which greatly help me solve this problem." After thinking about it, Tony continued, "If you still want to make a lot of money, this is another opportunity."
Alvin briefly guessed about the dream Tony mentioned, but what's the difference? Tony finally managed to solve his own problem.
But of course, Alvin was interested in the opportunity to make a profit, but this required cooperation from Mr. Tony Stark, such as informing him of the release time of the new energy, or something like that.
"In that case, you should buy one for my community school first. The school's supercomputer will blow up its meter. It's all money. As the honorary headmaster, you should contribute to the school as much as possible."
Alvin smiled and looked at Tony, "If your new energy is on the market, remember to let me know. The Honorary Headmaster is rich, while the Headmaster is a poor ghost. This kind of thing should not happen in the Community School."
Tony thought, his life was secure, his mood was good, and he said with a smile, "Maybe you can buy more when Stark Group's stocks are down, maybe you can join the Stark Group's Board of Directors in the future."
Alvin looked at Tony with foolish eyes and said, "Are you assuming I can use half a million dollars to join the Stark Group's board of directors?"
Tony looked at Alvin with surprise and said apologetically, "I didn't know you were so poor. Half a million dollars is not enough to buy my car!"
