Early Access | The Hottest Pinch-Hitting Saleswoman at the Catalina Wine Mixer Fucks and Sucks You for a Big Sale! [Strangers to lovers]
🕑 Added 2025-05-01 16:00:15 +0000 UTCIT'S THE FUCKIN CATALINA WINE MIXER rap sirens
okay but one of my fave comedies of all time is stepbrothers, and a big part of that movie is the Catalina wine mixer. somehow we got talking about it on the discord server and one of your snakelets (next of spin lol) was like why don't you make an audio about being a helicopter sales woman. and I was like WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT LETS GO
my uber talented friend Ryan, u/fischji, was up for my wacky idea and SOMEHOW with witchcraft unknown to mere mortals he made it insanely hot AND funny. peak combo.
don't worry - if you've never seen the movie it's not mandatory (it's just funnier if you have). all you need to know is were selling helicopters and fucking. so get in here
Synopsis ִֶָ☾.
I'm the QUEEN of Helicopter rentals and I am determined to get you in a Chopper today. Let's show all these strivers at the Catalina Wine Mixer who's the big boss man here and fuck you into the ride of your life.
TAGS ִֶָ☾.
[F4M] [Slutty] [Helicopter sales woman] [Hard sell] [Blowjob] [Ball sucking] [Deep throat] [Face fucking] [Standing Doggy] [Panties to the side] [Creampie begging] [Taste us] [Clean up blowjob]
➜ Credits
Script : fischji
Editing : Shay-Ki
Comments
Victoria
LMAOOOOO! IMAGINE right? thank you SO much <3 I had such a great time with this lil audio and it sounds like my enthusiasm comes through hehe
Victoria
aww thank you so much 💚 haha it is a great closer
Sekhmet D
I'mma take the Bell 429, because in light of the Robinson's IRL propensity to combust, the sheer hotness of the onboard action with this consummate saleswoman could lead to disaster lol. Sales pitch par excellence. P.S. - Imagine using Discover, smh couldn't be me. 😂
Lipalad
Now that's what I'd call the hardest of hard sells (had to say it). So much fun and the best closing line ever. 💚