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🚀 Ringing in the New Year at Club Church, Amsterdam! 🎉✨
🕑 Added 2025-01-05 22:19:49 +0000 UTCHey, Patrons! First, Happy Nude Year!!! We blasted off into 2025 in the most outrageous, cosmic way possible at Amsterdam’s legendary Club Church! From underwear parties to a space oddity extravaganza, here’s everything you need to know about this sex-positive, inclusive haven for unapologetic fun.
Previously at Club Church...
On our last trip over the summer, we got up close and personal with two iconic nights:
💦 NKD Bar – Nude Dudes with No Attitude on Wednesdays where the dress code is… well, nothing!
💙 Blue – a queer, gender-inclusive night every Thursday where attendees in drag or NKD score free entry! We saved the €25 euro cover between the two of us by choosing the latter. We were 2 of only 4 going completely nude! 👀
This Trip: Dropping Pants and Blasting Off!
This time, we embraced the freedom of (Z)onderbroek on Friday – an underwear-only party for men where briefs aren’t just encouraged; they’re required. Think sweaty dance floors, cruising vibes, and more… enthusiasm than you might expect. 😉
But the pièce de résistance? Hoerenbal (Hooker’s Ball) on NYE with its Space Oddity theme. The flyer said it all: "Adjust your spaceballs, add some thrust, and aim straight for the black hole as we take off to 2025!" And when midnight struck, let’s just say the boys were ready to launch into the stratosphere. 🌌
What to Expect at Club Church
If it’s your first time, here’s the rundown:
1️⃣ Arrival: The friendly security team opens the doors at 10 PM. Pay for entry (and drinks at the bar) with your phone or Apple Watch—so chic and easy!
2️⃣ Changing Area: Strip down to meet the dress code, hang your clothes on a complimentary hanger, and keep your ticket number somewhere safe (we’re looking at you, Trai). 👀 Thankfully, the Dutch are a super honest bunch!
3️⃣ The Main Bar: Sip on drinks served by handsome English-speaking bartenders. To the left, check out the exhibition room—a voyeur’s delight.
4️⃣ Basement: Bathrooms with private stalls, a shower for two, trough for three or more, the infamous dickwasher, and darker corners for adventurous spirits. 😉
5️⃣ Upstairs: Watch the flirting, dancing, and stage shows from the upstairs railing, explore the mini-maze, or find your own entertainment by the group table and slings.
This sex-positive, no-judgment space welcomes all types and offers endless possibilities, whether you’re feeling flirty, naughty, or just vibing with the crowd. We've seen it all—singles, couples, and groups of friends, some keeping to themselves, but most happy to engage with others for a beer or... insert your... imagination here. 😈
Pro Tips for Club Church
Come early for no stress entry and to get the lay of the land. The club typically fills up within an hour or so.
No cash needed – tap to pay by phone, watch, or credit card is accepted at the ticket counter and bar.
Go NKD or in drag at Blue for free entry! This also continues to be our favorite night of the week!
Place your ticket number somewhere safe (or at least don’t lose it like Trai 🙃).
Explore every nook—from the basement to the upper maze. There’s always something new to discover.
If needed, condoms and lube are provided in multiple locations.
Be adventurous and have fun! You’re in Amsterdam after all!
Click Through and Get Inspired
We’ve got plenty of photos and behind-the-scenes videos—so click through and explore the club before the crowd gets wild! Don’t miss our attached video tours for a closer look at the vibe, layout, and energy that make Club Church a must-visit.
Andy & Trai 🌈✨
Comments
Jerry M Ferguson
I would love Wednesdays
Andrew Dvorak
OMG that’s going to wild and super fun 😜💦
Jim Ames
I’ll be there in May for CumUnion. Can't wait.
Andrew Dvorak
And to you!! 🙏🙏🌈🙌
Max Roleder
Happy New Year! 🎉
