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🍆🍑 Undressed in Madrid: Boyberry, Strong, and… Wrong? 2 Hits, 1 Miss 🚫
🕑 Added 2025-09-06 11:02:01 +0000 UTCAs a follow-up to last week’s first spicy Madrid post, we’re back with Part 2 of our deep dive into the city’s after-dark scene. We spent a full month in Madrid—yes, an entire month—so you know we had plenty of time to explore the hottest (and not-so-hot) gay bars and men-only clubs in Spain’s capital.
This week, we’re giving you three more picks: two absolute HITS and one definite miss.
🍓 Boyberry (Malasaña)
If you’re curious but not quite ready for a full-on nudist night, Boyberry is the perfect entry point. There’s no cover—you just buy one drink at the bar—and you’re free to enjoy the main lounge or head downstairs to explore. Think cabins, open play spaces, and some of the cutest boys we’ve seen in Madrid. It’s not as intense as Attack or Ring, but it’s fun, social, and very easy to meet people. Our local nudist friend even swears by Monday nights here when everything else is quiet… and he was right. Busy, sexy, and very friendly vibes. Definitely worth a stop!
💪 Strong (Lavapiés)
Next up, Strong is a massive men-only club and home to the largest dark room in Europe. We first popped in during their free hour on Sunday (6–7 pm) just to see the space—it was spotless, sleek, and huge. Of course, way too early for any action. So we came back later for their legendary Wednesday event: Raw Strap. Picture this—jockstraps, harnesses, sports gear, or nothing at all. A space to undress your body and your inhibitions. 😈 The crowd? Hot. The energy? Intense. The main dance floor wasn’t pumping midweek, but the underground back space was alive. If you’re into fetish, raw beats, and sweaty men, this is one Madrid experience you won’t forget.
🚫 Shower & Bar (Chueca)
FInally, Shower & Bar. The name sounds sexy, right? We wanted to love this one. It’s in the heart of Chueca, it draws big crowds super late when everyone’s fired up, and yes—you can go fully nude (slippers provided). But once inside? Nope. The place is badly maintained, smelled of mold, and just felt grimy all around. The only plus was the sweet bartender upstairs. With so many incredible clubs and bars in Madrid, this one’s an easy SKIP!
✨ Final Take
So there you have it: Boyberry for flirty fun, Strong for a wild gear night, and Shower & Bar to scratch off the list. Between last week’s post and this one, that’s five spicy spots to explore in Madrid.
Have you been to any of these? Which was your fave? Let us know below 👇
Comments
Andrew Dvorak
Plenty of sexy silver daddies at Hot! That’s your best bet 😉
Evan Gary Hirsch
But where do the old guys hang out? 😉
Johnathan Boyer
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
