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Nude, Social & Seriously Fun: Inside Vista Bonita Gay Resort in Gran Canaria 🌴🍑
🕑 Added 2025-10-25 11:00:24 +0000 UTCWelcome back to our Gran Canaria Patreon Series, where each week we take you deeper (and we mean deeper) into the island’s hottest gay experiences.
After last week’s Maspalomas Gay Nude Beach adventure, we're turning up the heat even more… 🔥
This week: Vista Bonita
The gay & lesbian clothing-optional hotel where everyone was naked.
And when we say naked, we mean 100% of guests — zero swimsuits in sight.
No teasing, no “maybe later”… just full commitment to the no-tan-lines lifestyle. 😏
From the moment we checked in, the vibe was friendly, playful, and instantly social. Within minutes, guys were chatting at the pool bar, dropping towels like it was the most natural thing in the world (because here… it is).
💦 Here’s what makes Vista Bonita different from your typical ‘clothing optional’ resort:
Everyone actually gets naked — not this 50/50 shy mix like most hotels.
The rooftop sauna and outdoor showers? Pure gold for cruising energy. 😈
Pool bar open all day = instant social hub + endless beers & eye candy.
Three outdoor showers, a jacuzzi, and a garden gym where we shot a cheeky photoset just for you guys.
We even caught guys heading “casually” up to the rooftop sauna… we followed shortly after, of course. 😉
Massage therapy space tucked discreetly at the back — let’s just say we highly recommend it.
This place may not be flashy or ultra-modern, but what it has is soul — and a community that keeps coming back year after year.
We met singles, couples, and groups of friends who booked weeks at a time and immediately invited us for drinks like we were part of the family.
We spent every day naked by the pool, enjoying sweaty sauna sessions, and filming sexy behind-the-scenes content exclusively for you.
🎥 COMING NEXT WEEK ON PATREON & YOUTUBE…
We’re taking you inside Yumbo Center after dark, where the cruise bars, fetish nights, and men-only parties make Vista Bonita feel like the warm-up.
Think: Axel Sauna meets Berlin energy… in the middle of Gran Canaria.
You do not want to miss this one. 😈
Comments
Andrew Dvorak
There were no females during our stay but assume there could be. At Kiosk 5 at Maspalomas gay nude beach, 2 lesbians did sit next to us and they went fully nude. For a 100% men only nudist hotel, we’ll be posting that stay this weekend!
TJ
Are there lots of females there? Do they partake in clothing optional feature?
Andrew Dvorak
30s-40s mostly but there was a large group of fun guys who schedule together each year for a week! Everyone including the staff are super welcoming and inclusive too!! You’re welcome to enjoy Seven by day too (coming soon!)
JustinThyme
Wow, this looks like I need to add it to the list. What was the age range there?
