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It's too hot for this
🕑 Added 2023-04-25 17:22:37 +0000 UTCYesterday, the day was cool and breezy. Today, is blistering hot, to add insult to injury, the AC on the city bus is broken. Everyone on the bus is ready to get to the final stop and leave. The last stop comes and a rather large, intimidating wolf enters. Behind him is a young cheetah, annoyed she has to take the bus in the first place.
When he takes the seat she planned on taking for herself, it results in a petty, one-sided argument. She argued that because of his size, he takes up two seats instead of one, and that he should be standing, offering his seat too a lady like her.
Fortunately, Roche the wolf knows exactly how to shut her mouth. He leans and proudly blows out a fart so thick that it fogs up all the windows of the bus. The smell hits everyone immediately, and they've just entered the highway, meaning no one can escape. Several passengers laugh. Others are disgusted. And others are just surprised by the sheer volume of gas the lycaon had stored. The otter, initially smitten by the wolf, has now had his heart broken. The little rabbit is forced to simply take in the foil odor, being seated right next to the giant. His older brother finds the situation hysterical. The woman beside them gets up to change seats. Normally she'd argue, but she can tell that this is the kind of fart where speaking alone will only give it leeway to enter her mouth.
The cheetah also realizes this, and doesn't know what to do. Her mouth has been shut by the wolf's power move. She'd rather sit anywhere else now, instead of anywhere near that awful, stinking seat.
