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[Dungeon] Chapter 34 – I Can Sleep When I Die
🕑 Added 2025-03-29 05:36:42 +0000 UTC"I am glad you are all alright!"
"P-President?!" The pervert dragon exclaimed loudly. "Y-Your boobs! V-Vice President's boobs too! They are pressing against me!"
"My, my~ I didn't think I would be so happy to feel you pressing against my body, Ise-kun~ It makes me feel so alive." Akeno said in a teasing tone.
Yuuto, meanwhile, looked around and just smiled.
The white-haired girl, however, looked annoyed.
"This perverted idiot...!" She punched Issei and knocked him out.
"Ahhh! I am really glad." Rias sighed, pulling away from her peerage members and wiping her tears, "Anyway, I need to tell you what happened."
She then began to explain about what happened to them, how the dungeon killed them, and the conversation she and Sona had with the mysterious Dungeon Maker.
After the story was finished, everyone in the room was silent, they couldn't believe what had just happened.
"I... see. We actually died. But now, I am fine, so..." Issei said, looking Rias straight in the eyes, "I guess I owe you for saving me again, President! Thank you very much."
"I also want to say thank you." Yuuto said. Akeno and Koneko followed.
"It's alright, it is the duty of the King. I wouldn't allow my precious peerage to die like that." The crimson haired princess replied, "Also, I wouldn't let anyone take you away from me."
They smiled at each other.
Sona, who looked at everything earlier with half-closed eyes, coughed and said, "I think it's time to get dressed. How long will you show your filthy things to the world?"
"Oh!" Everyone exclaimed in unison, looking down on their body, "So that's why we felt weird. We didn't wear anything!"
They blushed. Akeno, especially, looked like she enjoyed the situation a little too much.
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Meanwhile in Naruto world, Kakashi and the others reported to the Hokage office while bringing the note and the item they acquired at the end of the mission.
"This is the item we acquired from a treasure chest. We found it inside a cave, which is apparently called a dungeon." The white haired man reported, "There are plenty of strange things. For example..."
He began to explain the creatures he met, the strange maze-like structure, and the boss they faced.
Tsunade listened with a frown, but when she heard the last part about the reward, her eyes lit up in excitement. The gambler and the old woman in her couldn't contain the excitement of the treasure they could acquire.
However, she kept a serious face. This matter wasn't something to be taken lightly.
"And after we took the reward, we were suddenly taken outside the cave entrance by something similar to teleportation. Yes, it's a similar feeling when the fourth Hokage used his Hiraishin no Jutsu. And strangely, we couldn't enter again when we tried. A strange transparent panel appeared, saying there is a 3 days cooldown or something like that."
Listening to the report, Tsunage couldn't help but massage her temple. Shizune looked at her worriedly, while the ninjas waited for their mission to end.
"So you're saying we still know nothing but this item?"
"Yes." Kakashi nodded at Tsunade's question.
The fifth Hokage looked at the monocle and held it.
Based on the note, it seemed like by using this item, one could see a monster's or item's information. She was skeptical, but it was worth trying.
But the Hokage didn't want to look stupid if she put the item on her eye, so she decided to pass it on to the ninjas.
"I will give this to Kakashi's team to test." She said, taking out a kunai. "Try to identify this kunai and tell me the information."
Kakashi nodded, "Of course." He then grabbed the item from her desk and wore it on his right eye.
At that moment, strange information about how to use this item entered his mind. He instinctively knew how to activate it and use it. He then looked at the kunai.
The information about it, translated to their language, popped up on the monocle's glass.
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Item Name: Shinobi's Kunai (Common)
Item Description: A kunai created in the hidden village of fire. It's usually used to cut objects or to stab and fight enemies. The sharp edge is perfect for cutting and the tip is good enough to penetrate deep into the flesh. Sometimes it's also used as a throwing weapon.
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"Ah!"
Seeing the information appearing on the monocle's glass, Kakashi couldn't help but gasp. "Hokage-sama. This thing works!"
Hearing that, the others were surprised. The ninjas were amazed and couldn't believe their eyes.
"Wow!" Naruto shouted, "That's cool!"
Neji narrowed his eyes and asked, "Sensei, what information can you get from this thing? Is it true that it can identify an item or creature?"
Kakashi looked at his pupil with a wide eye, "Yes, it is true. As for the creature, I think we need to enter that dungeon once again to meet these 'monsters'. Only then we will know whether it's true."
"But that is three days away..." Guy, the green clad man, said with a frown.
"Hmm..." Tsunade hummed.
Nothing came to her mind for a while, and the Hokage's expression darkened. Finally, she spoke, "You're dismissed. You will continue this investigation later. As for the dungeon, we will send other teams to investigate. Leave that monocle thing here and I will send it to the lab for examination."
"Yes!" They answered in unison.
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In a throne room, Cain chuckled evilly while looking at the blueprint of his dungeon. His laugh echoed loudly, his face split in an insane smile.
"Ahahaha! Just a little bit more. How about I add this here? Oh, these monsters look interesting. Ninja will surely have a hard time against these types of monsters and will need some items to help. Also this! And this too! Hahaha!"
The throne room was a mess with plastic trash littering everywhere.
Cain had been renovating Fun Fun Dungeon!, and it had become an interesting place for a tutorial. And then, he focused on creating the third dungeon that would become the center of everything.
"So I can also do it like this. Indeed, when my authority increases I will unlock more settings. It's pretty sneaky, though, as the system doesn't tell me. But it's also fun figuring things out like this."
He then took a large gulp from a bottle of energy drink before taking a bite of a hamburger.
"Okay, let's continue. Sleep is for the weak! I can sleep when I die."
The crazed dungeon maker continued his work.
