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The Grand Azathoth Hotel - Chapter 46
🕑 Added 2025-09-12 14:00:02 +0000 UTCChapter 46
James was dreaming.
He did not know how he knew—he simply did.
Which was strange. Normally, he didn’t dream. It wasn’t something he had ever thought much about. His existence, for as long as he had managed the Hotel, had been one of waking, of constant awareness, of a mind that never truly settled into unconsciousness. But now? Now, there was softness to his thoughts, a quiet pull toward something unfamiliar.
Maybe it was Death’s dreamcatcher. If so, he’d have to thank her. What an amazing gift!
The world around him was soft, infinite. A field of pristine white flowers stretched in every direction, their petals barely distinct from the pale sky above. There was no horizon, no division between earth and air—just an endless ocean of blossoms, shifting gently, as if breathing. And they were breathing. The soil beneath his bare feet pulsed, rising and falling in slow, steady waves, an inhale-exhale rhythm that matched the quiet hum in his chest.
He walked, feeling weightless, untethered.
And yet, there was no urgency, no grand revelation lurking beyond the edge of perception. He was simply here, and for the first time in a very long while, he felt good. His limbs were light, his mind quiet, his body filled with something he could almost mistake for peace.
He was tired, yes. But not in the way he usually was. This was a gentle tiredness, the kind that came at the end of a long day spent well, the kind that made sleep feel like an invitation rather than an inevitability. He let himself sink onto the breathing earth, the flowers folding around him like a cradle. He could stay here. He could rest.
And he did.
He closed his eyes, ready to let go, ready to return to the dream—
But wait.
Wasn’t he already in the dream?
Something shifted.
A ripple in the air. A wrongness that didn’t belong.
James opened his eyes just as a single flower beside him darkened, its pristine white twisting into a sickly yellow. Its petals curled inward, folding upon themselves, until they split, revealing something within. A mouth. It smiled at him.
James did not like the flower.
A deep, crawling sensation unfurled in his stomach, old and unnameable. This was a bad omen. The warmth around him flickered, the dream trembling at the edges, unraveling— And then—
Fingertips brushed against his face.
Warm. Grounding. Real.
The dream shattered.
James woke up.
And found himself staring into Robin’s eyes.
She froze.
Her hand lingered near his face, close enough that he could still feel the phantom trace of her touch against his skin. Her dark eyes, usually so composed, so knowing, were unreadable now—uncertain, hesitant, like she had been caught somewhere between instinct and restraint. Her lips parted, but no words came at first, just the shallow rise and fall of her breath, the faintest tremor of hesitation before she spoke.
“You were…” She swallowed. “Moaning. Moving in your sleep. It looked like a nightmare.”
Ah.
James blinked, rubbing his face with one hand before glancing at her again. She was still close, her presence a quiet weight against the stillness of the office. And she was beautiful.
The fitted black blazer, crisp and clean, held to her frame with effortless elegance, the fabric clinging just enough to suggest, rather than reveal. The neckline plunged subtly beneath the lapels, a glimpse of smooth skin against the dark fabric. The sleeves, tailored to perfection, tapered at her wrists, drawing attention to the delicate way her fingers curled, still hovering in hesitation.
And then there were her legs.
She sat with one crossed over the other, the motion deceptively casual, but the sheer stockings she wore shimmered faintly in the low light, their texture almost liquid against her skin. When she shifted, the faintest whisper of fabric broke the silence, and the subtle movement of muscle beneath silk was almost hypnotic.
Her lips, soft and slightly parted, betrayed just a hint of indecision—like she wasn’t sure whether to retreat or to stay.
James studied her for a long moment.
Then, he smiled.
Robin had grown.
He could see it now, in the way she carried herself, in the way she was no longer just a woman searching for knowledge, but someone who had claimed it. Yet, there was something else beneath it all. A quiet uncertainty that had nothing to do with competence and everything to do with connection.
Had he been this small when he started? Had Nyarlathotep looked at him the way he looked at Robin now? He leaned back, stretching lazily before speaking.
“I’m proud of you, Robin,” he said, voice light but sincere. “You’ve grown into a competent and great Personal Assistant to the Manager…”
She flushed. Not just in her face, but down to the curve of her throat, the warmth trailing just beneath the crisp collar of her blouse. Her fingers twitched against her lap, smoothing over her skirt as if steadying herself.
She met his gaze, something unreadable flickering in her expression.
“It’s thanks to your guidance, Manager James.”
James straightened in his chair, sitting up properly and swatting at the damp spot on his sleeve where he had—oh, for fuck’s sake—drooled in his sleep. His face heated immediately. Damn it.
He glanced at Robin, searching for any hint that she had noticed. If she had, she was merciful enough not to comment.
“So,” James started, trying to regain control of the conversation, “Robin, I called you for—”
He hesitated. How the hell was he supposed to phrase this? There were ways to say it, sure—he could just tell her, but that would make him look like an idiot. The truth was, he had forgotten to discuss her payment. That was all this was. A completely normal managerial oversight. But if he said it outright, it would make her look unprofessional, and that wouldn’t do. Robin was competent, meticulous—he wouldn’t undermine that.
He opened his mouth to attempt an explanation, but Robin was already moving.
She reached into her blazer and placed something on his desk. A small, familiar notebook.
James froze.
He recognized it instantly—the little, battered thing from his early days at the Hotel, when he had still been wearing the bellboy uniform, still trying to make sense of things.
“I’ve finished your notes, James,” Robin said smoothly. “Thanks a lot—they were very helpful in understanding… things.”
James flushed harder.
Shit.
He had completely forgotten he’d given that to her.
“H-Huh,” he stammered, trying to act as though he definitely meant for this to happen. “Yes! Yes, uh—congratulations! You’re truly a great assistant!”
Robin arched a delicate brow, unimpressed by his floundering.
“On that point, James,” she said, tone shifting into something more measured, “I don’t fully understand my true role. Sometimes, I’m the Assistant Manager. Sometimes, I’m the Personal Assistant to the Manager. So… what exactly is my role?”
James hesitated.
Shit shit shit.
She had a right to know.
He could bullshit his way through a lot, but Robin had spent enough time here to recognize when something didn’t add up. She had taken everything in stride so far, adapted, grown. She had earned an honest answer.
James sighed, running a hand through his hair before finally making the Grand Reveal.
“Robin…” he said, voice grave, “The Hotel… It’s haunted.”
Blank.
Silence.
Robin’s face remained unreadable.
James felt a flicker of doubt. Had he shocked her? Was she about to resign?
Then, with the same calm expression she always wore, she said, “Yes, I had guessed, Manager James.”
James blinked.
What.
“What?”
Had he missed something? How the hell had she figured it out before he told her? Whatever—the important part was that she wasn’t running for the door. He let out a breath he hadn’t realized he was holding.
“And…” Robin continued, adjusting her position slightly, “well, the Hotel has a certain… standing.”
James frowned. “Standing?”
Seeing the look on her face, he quickly corrected himself. “Not that you’re not good, of course. It’s just… you haven’t stayed in your role long enough for the Hotel to accept you as the Assistant Manager—the Number 3 of the Hotel. But,” he continued, “on the other hand, I’m basically alone here.”
He cursed the previous employees who had all bailed when Nyarlathotep left. He didn’t blame them, really, but still.
“So,” James said, trying to wrap this up neatly, “you’re basically acting as the Assistant Manager. But, technically, the Hotel won’t accept you as Number 3 yet. So calling you my ‘Assistant’—like, a personal assistant—is kinda my way of making the Hotel accept you as its… Uh…”
He trailed off, realizing he had absolutely not explained that well.
Robin just smiled.
A beaming smile. Bright, warm, and somehow terrifying in its sincerity.
“Very clear, Manager James.”
James sighed.
He really, really did not deserve her.
Robin had taken everything in stride—from eldritch bureaucracy to reality-bending nonsense—and she had done it with the kind of calm professionalism that made him question whether she had been human to begin with. And now? She was smiling like what he had just said made perfect sense, despite the fact that even he wasn’t sure what he had just said.
Well. No point in stopping now.
“Now that you’re officially a member of the Hotel,” he continued, forcing himself to sound like he had planned this all along, “it’s time to discuss your payment.”
Robin blinked.
“My payment?”
She looked shocked, as if the concept of receiving compensation had never once crossed her mind.
“Of course,” James said, frowning. “I won’t let you work—” He coughed into his fist. “—anymore—for free.”
That part still stung a little.
He leaned forward, steepling his fingers in what he hoped was a managerial way. “So,” he said, “what do you want in terms of salary?”
And then it hit him.
He didn’t have any money.
Shit.
Shit shit shit.
His mind raced. The Hotel didn’t use money. The concept of currency was vaguely acknowledged when guests brought it in, but the economy of the Hotel itself was based on… well, not that. He didn’t have a budget. He wasn’t even sure who was in charge of finances, now that Nyarlathotep was gone.
His mouth opened, and what came out was the fastest save he could think of.
“Uh… as a payment in kind!”
Robin stared at him.
For the first time since he’d met her, she looked genuinely thrown off, like he had just offered her immortality or omnipotence or some other cosmic-level bullshit.
Immortality? Hah. Laughable.
Robin hesitated, her fingers tapping lightly against the cover of the notebook she had brought. Then, carefully, she said, “I… I want one of three things, if it’s not too much to ask, Manager. I’ll let you choose which one.”
James gulped.
That was either a really good sign or a really, really bad one.
“Alright,” he said slowly. “Lay it on me.”
Robin glanced down at the notebook before meeting his gaze again. “First,” she said, “if I understood correctly, you were a bellboy. Then a receptionist. Then the Assistant Manager. And now, you’re the Manager.”
James nodded. “Yeah, that sounds right.”
“And,” Robin continued, tapping the notebook again, “you wrote this when you were a bellboy. Did you also write one when you were a receptionist?”
James blinked.
That was it?
She wanted to read his old notes?
“Yeah, I did…”
Without thinking much of it, he reached under his chair and pulled out the small, slightly battered notebook he had been using to wedge his chair so it wouldn’t creak.
He did not see Robin’s face—frozen, horrified—as she registered what he had just casually plucked from beneath him.
The Book of Eibon.
Bound in charred leather, its title was scorched into the cover in a script that refused to settle on a single language. The pages, though yellowed with age, pulsed with an unmistakable presence, a low hum that vibrated at the edges of perception. The ink, even now, refused to dry completely, shifting slightly, as if the words were alive.
And James, completely oblivious, tossed it at her.
“Catch.”
Robin barely managed to react in time, her hands snapping up to seize it before it could hit the desk.
“And it’s a freebie,” James added, waving a hand. “It’s nothing of value, so read it whenever you like. Hope it helps you out.”
Robin did not speak.
She stared at him, the book resting in her hands like something both priceless and potentially world-ending.
James, entirely unbothered, leaned back in his chair. “So,” he said, “what’s the second thing? I can’t just give you a notebook.”
Robin gulped.
"I…"
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David Robb
James is so oblivious
