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🕑 Added 2021-11-18 23:54:59 +0000 UTCEven when I know the loud pop is coming from a bottle of Prosecco or Champagne, it still startles me 😖 I think I fear the cork will go rogue and injure me or someone else 🤣
So while Oscar and Ezra have definitely opened these bottles before, I imagine they’re the same. For such light bubbly drinks, they’re so violent. And it goes down way too easy. I was surprised that the Prosecco I like is only 11% in comparison to the wine I get which is 13.5% and then the gin I get is 37.5% my insides are well sterilised 🤣
When I want to be the dapper, distinguished character like Oscar but in actuality I’m the weirdo in the back like Sawyer, screeching and running around the place with my own bottle of “shampers.” I’ve heard a few people refer to champagne here as shampers, cracks me up every time.
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Sawyer 😅
Every time a family member opens champagne I find a different room to hide in. We have a bad track record with corks flying everywhere and attacking people
I'm gonna cry that's adorable as heck! I wish you two so much love and happiness 😭💜💜💜💜💜
We just got engaged this week and I’m so excited!! He’s been my best friend of a decade!
That is DEVASTATING! About the allergy I mean, omg 🥺 but as for the wedding OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS!!! 🎉💖💍 Ahhhh I hope it's beautiful and perfect!!!
I will never get to hear the sound of champagne popping cause I’m allergic to it and wine. Super annoying since I’m getting married next year 😩😭
