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Early Release of Surprise Kill Count for ALL PATRONS

🕑 Added 2018-12-15 23:12:28 +0000 UTC

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GR8LIFEO9

Yay thanks

Grumpy Old Wizard

I read those pyroclastic clouds go about 300 MPH. Those humans are some fine runners! They missed a great cheesy chance to have the little kid have a psychic bond with the Dino’s because she is a clone too. That would have been hilarious.

Hunter lynn

Once again the only good thing about these reboots is that i love the cute dinosaurs. I would have saved them too lil clone, people suck anyways.

Video.Tasties

As you wish

Dead Meat

Lol, no, that's exactly what I wish everyone would do!

Uriel Tomsov

I spent soooo much time writing and fact checking my comments I'm going to copy and paste them on the new link like a loser hahahah

Uriel Tomsov

James got shanked by viewtube again

horacefarbuckle

Coolio. Thanks for explaining that!

Iain Kerr

YouTube will flag his video has having questionable content, meaning few ads get played on it, it doesn't get recommended to people, or show up in most searches until it has been manually reviewed and marked as being acceptable content. Part of the problem though, is most of views and (and money) for a video happens in the first few days. So if it doesn't get manually reviewed before going live, James is looking at a ~90% cut in his paycheck for that video. Which fucking sucks when he and Chelsea are trying to live off the revenue from these videos.

horacefarbuckle

I understand he's trying to hit 1000 views quickly (and I'm doing my part), but can anyone ELI5 why? What does "get a manual review of the video" actually *mean*?

Josh Strike

If you hold down on the video, you can select Loop (this is for phones, I guess right-clicking should work for computers?)

Josh Strike

Thanks for this reply, I ended up playing it with my phone muted and will replay it a bunch of times too. I didn't actually see any trailers (despite not actually living under a rock haha) and planned on seeing it at some point with my dinosaur-obsessed partner before the Kill Count was released. It's now playing as I type; how close are we to 1000?

Marky

guess you can't have it on repeat so ill just refresh it every time its done

Marky

I'll have it on repeat on one of my tabs and play it 2x so hopefully that gets the view count up quickly 😂

Mason Peatross

Watched! YouTube is the worst.

Mitchell Zock

Red Alert. The Commander needs our help. All hands, battles stations. Repeat, ALL HANDS, BATTLE STATIONS!!!

John Carr

Venture Bros. and ‘House of Leaves’ shoutouts! :-D

Vincent Cerrutti

Roger mon capitan

adam doran

Ill watch it 1000 times for you james I got you

Uriel Tomsov

Watch the kill count. The movie's plot was mostly spoiled by the trailers, and the little that wasn't is unanimously and justifiably hated by all. A plot twist so stupid and a quote so bad, the entire theater laughed at both. Regardless of whether someone liked or disliked the movie, no one considers this a masterpiece or the best in this franchise.

C.Knight

I’ve been playing it every half hour or so lol #GrindLife

Sam(well) Peabody

Silly James, suggesting studios have any regard for the craft of story and screenwriting .

Jonathan Ramirez

355 views! Come team, have this video playing in loop

Jim Sheppard

Good luck with the YouTube fuckery

Josh Strike

Argh, I'm conflicted: One the one hand, I haven't seen Fallen Kingdom and don't want to spoil it, but on the other hand I really enjoy supporting James.. so I'm gonna watch it! Every view helps, right? (: