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Early release for Come to Daddy (2019) KILL COUNT
🕑 Added 2020-06-19 22:19:11 +0000 UTCHey there Patrons! Enjoy this Father's Day special Kill Count, released early just for you!
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Mysean
awesome
Doozy Doge
Great review as always. One of the most boring movies I have ever seen. 1 heart attack, 2 kills. Love EW. Love DMJ, but this one is meh at best. 50 minutes until anything happens. EW is an absolute pumpkin in this. Dad (real dad) is a badass that we never see in action. Motel - REALLY!? (and boy do I hate that overused cliche)! A simple line about big boobs makes you (desk clerk) run outside, abandoning your register, visitor registry, room keys, etc?! You just run outside for DD's!? EW's plan is to open the neighbor's door, sneak in, (plenty of fat man naked shots), go through the suite door with a key and instantly get your ass kicked by a prostitute. Apparent badass revenge dude first of all never locked the basement latch (which he could/should have) and then only stabs EW with a chit poker (which would never be lethal, even in the brain, which is what killed him). Then drives off and for an unexplained reason, drives into a fucking billboard/roadside sign which takes off part of his scalp!? What in the love of fuck!? Utter crap. Watch "I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore" instead. Sorry for the jumbled order on this. I am (obviously) horrid at reviews.
Taylor Blaire
Need to watch this one!
Rya George
That’s one of the loudest shirts I have ever seen James wearing 😂. I’m not mad at you though, do you James 😂
Ryan Jenkins
And I thought my dad was scummy wow
SassyPants Gregorich
Woooooooooooooooo!
Christy Morneau
I love when you use a Lost reference...Desmond was the best :)
Greg Miller
james, i need to know where you got your shirt. please tell, thank you
bingbangbong
This gave me a panic attack but Father’s Day is on a different month in Australia
Mark Tully
Well this just made my weekend!
Zee Andrews
Awesome!!
