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Children of the Corn (1984) KILL COUNT [Patreon Version]

🕑 Added 2024-11-29 14:00:09 +0000 UTC

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Space Alien

Gatlin sounds like a town out of fallout new Vegas

Anna

Somehow James managed to be even funnier than usual in this kill count, which I didn't think possible given his absolute golden humor, but my god I just love the script humor from Dead Meat writers and James' line delivery! Cracks me up every god damn time

JD

Allen!!

Eternal Miasma

Damn that guy who didn’t like musicals joke hurt, I love Starkid and the dead meat “weird” saga, maybe one day we can get that black Friday and nerdy prudes kill count 😔

Lina Bariani

I watched the movie just before the Kill Count and oh boy. I hate Burt so much. I wish this movie had way more Isaac and way less Bick.

Ben Trieschmann

I would be fine with at least 3 being done as a kill count. Lol

Gage Tolin

This was the first ever horror film I saw as a kid. Walking in on my mom watching it, and it terrified me for years. YES!! Maximum Overdrive!

Wesley Ball

Loved all the Korn references in this.

Adam G

you should do Santa Sangre. good film

Jacob Carlson

Would love to ya'll cover the rest of the series on Dead Meat Presents. A long time ago I remember trying to watch them all that were out at the time and I think I did with Urban Harvest definitely being the best of the bunch for me.

spook touqe

i honestly really enjoy this movie- from the sounds of this recap anyway. it sounds freshly realistic- like of course bert can just fucking pull the kids off him everytime they try to attack they're like 13. and how he just cuts the plants off.

BEYOND AUTHENT1C

Another example where the Kill Count is legitimately better than the film! X

Iris Jasmin

John Franklin was an English teacher at my school here in Santa Clarita and he was so freaking awesome. Everyone loved him, pretty sure I still have my yearbooks with his picture! He went by Mr. Sal😊