Ringtones
🕑 Added 2016-05-10 01:27:06 +0000 UTC If you didn't see our post last night. Please send in your AMA questions for the month of May, if you have already, we already marked your name and question, don't send anymore. Thank you.But we need ideas of what the general ringtones should be for the guys to record.
What are things they should say or quotes. Post them here and converse with one another. We'll see what the best are and strawpoll them to narrow down the list.
We need 2 for each host. But we have no idea what they should be. So help us out. Remember these are ringtones, not voicemails, what do you want your phone to say when it's ringing to get you to answer.
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I want Kyle saying in a calm voice answer your phone. (Then gets more aggressive over the time) ANSWER YOUR PHONE
Roronoa Zoro
wheres pka m8?
Taylor's kwebelkop voice would be pretty funny.
A bonus pack with famous Wings quotes would be spectacular
kyles dog voice begging you to pick up.
Yes please!
Michael Clifford
Have Kyle say, "Get sum of dat Produce Pusssssay! Come on! You know what's up!"
I have a text tone right now of a gunshot, would be cool if kyle could record different gun shots and use those as text tones, mainly shotguns
If you were to do Voicemail's one should be "Cliff Hutchinson Attorney at Law's office where we settle for less"
I would be down with one of Woody trying to pronounce celebrity names.
Cliff Hutcherson answering machine
Woody should do something in one of his "accents" Kyle should be "sexy Kyle" and be very sensual in his and Taylor should be calling you a slut, whore, cunt, etc. telling you to pick up
I second Kyle's ad read.
Taylor: Haroooooooooooooooooo and Something involving sluts
Haroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Woody the slayer anybody?
For Taylor: Oh, look at you, you must be so popular with all these calls, don't you feel soo special ( or something to that effect) For Woody: this is my (insert foreign culture) ringtone voice( proceeds to try to say riiing riing-riing... In some "accent") For Kyle: You've got a phone call, you know who else gets phone calls...[segues into fake ad-read(or better yet a real one if you guys can work it out with a sponsor)]
Yes, please make this happen lmao.
Two for Taylor: "Harooooooooooo" "Answer your phone slut".
Kyle should do something like No. 1, Taylor like No. 7 and (as i said in another comment) Woody should sing his favorite Taylor Swift song. (from this vid: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hs0Gga9tNo)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hs0Gga9tNo)</a>
"Haaarooooo, Haaarooooooo"-Murka.. should be a ringtone!!!
i really like this one
The 6 B's are a must!
I second that ^
For Taylor "Lefty you cunt" (but he has to be genuinely hammered while saying it.
i want taylor to be a condescending prick to me as an alarm in the morning
Rubedub
i want woody to sing his favorite taylor swift song
Bill H
Kyle should definitely say pick up the phone bitch, and gimme that produce pussy!
One of Taylor's could be something along the line of "You've reached the law offices of Cliff Hutchinson"
Jared Olson
I think one of Kyle's should be "PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE IT STOP!" Taylor's could just be him yelling at you to pick up the phone.
I'd like for Woodys to have something to do with "touch it everyday" or "doing a thing", a little motivation throughout the day. Kyle: "Big Beautiful Belly Button Bangin Bitches" Taylor: Immitating the principle when he goes to the door of the school after mighty putty on the locks