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December 2021 - $1 Tier Apology Email
🕑 Added 2022-01-01 18:01:02 +0000 UTCHello [YOUR NAME],
Greetings and a very happy New Year! We hope that [YEAR NUMBER] is a great year for you and your family / home / street gang of residence. Thanks again for the dollar you loaned us last month. We were really looking forward to returning it to you - do you have CashApp by the way? - but unfortunately there’s been one small issue. We were at a New Year’s Eve Party in the local sewers, as is New Year’s Tradition in our part of the country (California) and we were partying the night away, dollar in hand, so excited to return it to you! But just then, we were approached by a woman. That’s right.
She came right up to us, and let me tell you, [YOUR NAME], she was beautiful. She was 11 feet tall and made completely of steel and carbon fiber and had to have had the brightest eyes we’d ever seen. We were immediately entranced by her beauty. She told us, in her own language which consisted of honking and engine revving - epic, right? - that she’d like to be our New Year’s Kiss. But there was one catch, and it was that she needed the dollar in our hands. So we made the executive decision to hand it over. We had an amazing night, and then she drove away. We never got her name.
Anyways, we’ve gone ahead and debited your card on file for another dollar. Also, do you know anything about how to look up license plates for sentient semi-truck women? Drop us a line. Thanks.
Happy New Year, [YOUR NAME].
Comments
Christopher Day
As a sentient, semi truck driver, I can verify people like that truly are a rare model. Breed. Series? This is getting complicated.
Eltes
Nice
Katie Horbelt
She needed the dollar for chicken nuggies
rubynall
I guess I'll forgive you this time. After all, 11 foot tall babes only come once in a lifetime. Just remember to post a pic next time.
Seth Cutter
Yes I do have Cashapp: $beastierocker
R W
She is stunning, spend all of my f'in dollars on that babe
C.j. Malm
Joke’s on you, I was the robot and now I finally have my fucking dollar back AND I got a dang kiss!
Are the grumps on acid
Melissa Di Varano
You guys always brighten my day! 😊
TheSpookiestSkeleton
WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU KNOW THAT'S MY TYPE! GOD DAMNIT WHY DIDNT YOU GIVE HER MY NUMBER!? YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMEN EVER!!!!
Dax Cross
Optimus Prime is NOT gonna be happy when he finds out you been messin' with his gal!
That is fair
Ravenstar
I read it in the Friend Aaron voice and hear Dan cackling in the background.
Who here reads this in Dan's voice?
Destiny Miller
Well honestly I think if you go to any near local car shop and they'll know about her, and I would say go from there, good luck on your love journey grumps
CheetahZoey
Sounds like a good start to the New Year 😂 Happy New Year everyone!!
Jerimiah
Don’t apologize to me you brilliant [CUNGADERO]. You’ll always be [POSITIVE AFFIRMATION] to me.
G Hamby
Happy new year guys! Look forward to see where my loaned money will go. 😂
Natasha Kennedy
was she....was she hot!
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