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June 2022 - $1 Apology Email
🕑 Added 2022-07-01 19:00:06 +0000 UTCHello [YOUR NAME],
This month, we were right on our way to return your crisp $1 bill to you, and then the wind swept it from our hands and into a storm gutter. Everything seems to be alright, though, as a young man wearing a clown outfit is within the gutter and seems ready to return it to us at any moment. So, there is no cause for alarm! We’ll get it from him straight away. In the meantime, we’ve debited your card on file for $1.
Thanks and have a happy [mid-summer festival aligning with region of Patreon subscriber].
Comments
Carl, yes that Carl.
Better than the dollar I lost shoving in your moms G-string.
Shadow Cosmos314
I would trust gutter clown with my life. Clowns would never do wrong, right?
Kyle Major
Noooooo dont trust gutter clown
Mattari
That dollar is gonna cost you an arm and possibly a leg to get back.
Raphtor
Don't trust that clown. Last time I met him he called me a little baby, broke my Microsoft Dinosaurs CD, pushed me down the stairs. And my shoes fell off.
McKenzie Venus Rose
Oh thank goodness, a trustworthy fellow has it in his possession
Kitten Arcader
Awesome. Always trust clowns.
