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Choose Your Own Adventure - Part 6. $5 Reward
🕑 Added 2023-04-18 20:53:30 +0000 UTCImagine this. You’re a carrot who has been separated from his family and you can walk and talk. One day you decided to kill a man in self defense and then you decided to develop a video game with a coding and talking dog in your neighborhood. The dog’s name is Bingo Nights. To learn the dog’s secrets, you have embarked on a quest to infiltrate and execute a massive heist of a DSW Warehouse. Imagine that you are now on the run, driving an RC car with a large enough sidecar to fit Bingo Nights and a large enough trailer hitch and high enough horsepower to tow a cart full of shoes.
Now stop imagining it because it’s really happening.
Sirens blare all around you. A police megaphone -
“STAND DOWN. I REPEAT, STAND DOWN -“
Bingo barks back - some type of quippy one liner in dog language that you don’t understand - as you lift off a ramp, like the ones in the opening sequence of Sonic Adventure 2. You fly into the sky and then back into your neighborhood. Losing the heat is surprisingly easy. You pull into your garage and close the door behind you.
Bingo dismounts the RC car sidecar, shakes the leather and various other detritus from the heist out of his fur, and turns to you.
“Well that was fun. I’m tired! I want a shoe. I want a big shoe. I’m going to chew on it and render it inoperable for human foot use for the rest of its existence - will you choose a shoe for me? Maybe if you pick a good one, I’ll tell you a secret that I have. The secret I tell you will depend on what shoe you choose. Does that all make sense to you? Am I under-explaining? Or perhaps over-explaining? My vet once told me that I have a tendency to do both, so it always confuses me and I don’t know the difference between the two. So that’s why I’m asking you now, to explain it to me so I can better modify my -“
You tune Bingo Nights out as you examine your haul of stolen shoes from the DSW Warehouse.
Which shoe will you give Bingo?
Comments
Mykayla Harris
BB shoe!
Crescent Minor
Well, the baby shoe made sense to me because it smells best and I thought he'd like that. Making him chew the haunted shoe is just to see what happens, I'd guess.
Crescent Minor
I am oddly curious about the ballerina slipper, but I wanted to give Bingo the best smell to chew.
Merry Merrymead
Haunted secret please! This is a large ballerina slipper, prob from a professional adult bloke ballerina, so it's still big enough to make Bingo happy.
He says he wants a big shoe and y’all are choosing the smallest shoe? Make it make sense 😂😭
Andrew Smith
He specifically requested a big shoe! Clown shoe it is!
Alex V
Vets can be so insightful. 🤔
baby shoe!
Navi _
Are these AI generated?
Matthew Stevens
Baby shoe smells great, apparently, and smell = taste. So give Bingo Nights that tasty babby shoe.
Alyssa Wong
Well, I'm worried that Bingo might get indigestion from the ballerina shoe, and I don't know how big he is so the baby shoe might be a choking hazard. Clown shoe it is, I guess!
Octo
Can you guys play the Fall and Winter seasons in Imagine Party Babyz? That was a really funny Game Grumps VS.! You guys only played spring and summer
SnootBoopEarFloop
Has to be the last one. Red and green clown shoe? Cute. Funny. But Bingo? Bingo can't see colors. The color is no longer relevant and the shoe is pretty big, high chewability but that's about it. Pale ballerina slipper? Classic, but just a hard lump in front. Doesn't say how used, if used. Might not smell like much and probably boring to chew on. Now the baby shoe? Amazing. Phenomenal. Most importantly, smelly and worn in. That shoe has been through some shit, probably literally, and the SIZE! Perfect for chewing, transporting, whatever Bingo desires
The Data Diddler
Haunted is always best option in life.
