Fan Fiction Story Time - Episode 10
🕑 Added 2024-08-01 17:00:03 +0000 UTCThis time, more My Immortal, a fan fiction about a shipping incident, and a fan fiction about a shipping incident. That's a joke you'll understand after you watch the episode!
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simplegunner
we have a fanfic based on the seuz canal incident. this is rich. OMG, all the grammatical errors in this part of my immortal are killing me.
Remy C. (they-them)
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/myimmortal/images/0/0f/Enoby-0.png/revision/latest?cb=20190921224731 enjoy
nixa
the captain america one was so normal for so long that i was lulled into a false sense of security and when it happened it genuinely gave me whiplash
Griffin Samuel
I figured out why these very sexual (gay) fanfics make Dan so uncomfortable... the characters aren't furry enough!
FuzzyOtterPaws
The laughter was really contagious on this one! I laughed more at them cracking up than the actual stories!🤣
FuzzyOtterPaws
I... Was not expecting THAT type of sudden turn in the Captain America one...😅
Evie Willing
anyone know where to find the captain america one i need to show a friend who would find it hilarious
Hummingbird Hooligan
Dan: the professional brand-hiding cup hold Arin: I AM EATING LUCKY CHARMS
melissa
"Hand me my immortal, I need a palate cleanser" has to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
Jilly
Omg "that happened months ago"
Emma Waters
Take a shot every time My Immortal says “gothic” or describes something as “sexy” and you will be dead within the hour
Emma Waters
It almost killed Arin
Emma Waters
That escalated extremely quickly, I was not prepared
Emma Waters
NEVERMIND IT GOT WEIRD
Emma Waters
I don’t if I’ve just spent too much time reading fan fiction but the Captain America one seems very normal to me
Aaron S
When i need a cold, harsh dose of cringe to wake me up from complacency, i return to episode 2.
Aaron S
Followed by all that buildup to “VOLZEMOURT!” And then “….Eboby, thou hast failed”
Anabelle Cardona
The captain America one was actually really good 🔥. Also seeing Arin absolutely crumble under the weight of laughter and kicking his lil legs was so relatable, i couldn't breathe.
Emma Waters
I’m OBSESSED with the Suez Canal/Evergreen one. Someone put so much effort into that. I want to shake their hand
Emma Waters
Oh I love Strange! She does a lot of cool deep dives on Internet and fandom culture and she has two weird little naked cats!
Emma Waters
My favorite part about the Suez Canal one is the author clearly did research for it
Emma Waters
The minute Arin read the title of the first one I outloud went “oh no”
Ashe
Listening to this at work and trying to keep a straight face while I work is an impossible task. I can't 😭
Kyah Faria
And they killed themselves 😵
Morgan Robinson
Aaah, the return of "frenching passively"
Morgan Robinson
My favourite "My immortal" trope is "turns out their real parents were vampires"
Adam Parkinson
Ngl, I was not expecting ABO Suez Canal
Mopheus
I NEED someone to make this into a show or something, this fucking amazing!
Handsome Sassage
The back-to-back-to-back assault of “Dumbledumb,” “I wanna shit next to her!” and “ ‘No, I do!’ shouted.” is stronger than any man
Liviluv 777
The "I want to shit next to her" bit is really great to listen to when you've been having a bad day because Jesus that has never failed to make me laugh lol.
Tex Tuckroll
"You guys making martinis in there?"
Jake Roragen
This is fucking magical, I haven’t laughed this hard in years
RueTheKenku
“You fucking bustard, I wanna shit next to her”
littlenoodledragon
Goddamnit.
littlenoodledragon
Oh my god the twist got me im so fucking mad
littlenoodledragon
I’ve listened to 30 more seconds and I CHANGED MY MIND THIS ISNT PORN WHATS HAPPENING
littlenoodledragon
I just realized I’m paying like, $5 a month to hear Dan and Arin read me porn and idk how to feel about that 😂😂😂
Silver
Best 5$ I ever spent to see both of you weeping over your first reading of My Immortal! I assure you this gift keeps on giving. This is the kind of genius humor that is still funny even after reading it 100 times.
Kyah Faria
My therapist really likes Harry Potter. We were talking about something from the movies and she couldn't remember Dolores Umbridge. I was proud to say I remembered because of how consistently it was misspelled in this chapter.
Julia Osier
PLEASE do a my immortal special in like some kinda gothified cosplay
Riley Ann
They should read “Harry Potter and the tumbling towers” it’s sadly exactly what you think it is
PSOrchestra
Best five bucks I've ever spent.
Kyah Faria
NeVER FORGET!!!! 🇺🇸
Kyah Faria
This month's patreon FFST will be number 11. September.... 11
Brandan Alfred
We need more of these episodes. 😂 I couldn't stop laughing at this.
Zachary Stevenson
Please i am begging you read more garfield effect it gets so "so bad it's good"
Roman J
more of these 30min+ ones
Magicalbunbun
Omg their first yuri…
AuBos
Honestly this series alone makes the Patreon worth it
Nate Cox
Well. Boats and Canals fucking was not on my bingo card for 2024
alligator haze
i'm so glad i joined patreon ftis month
Erik
I don't think I've ever seen arin laugh that hard
heythere_shelby
If you want to see someone make/wear Ebony's outfits, check out Strange Æons on YouTube! She has a video called Recreating The Fashion Of My Immortal where she recreated some of Ebony's outfits and it's great, would recommend watching
SadJuggalo
Literally trying to get ready for work and I can't when there's tears on my face
GamerWithABlankie
I literally cannot drink my coffee while listening to this
Anthony Leeds
I'm so glad that this series exists
Jas_beforeitwascool
With all the typos, My Immortal could be split up into multiple different versions. And they'd all make as much sense as what was originally intended. That's some serious skill.
Bolo Santosi
Honored to be the 420th like. Dumbledumb approved
Cad Corpse
Pls x2
Jason Madden
When y'all finish My Immortal, PLEASE do a supercut of the entire story!
Robynn_Houd
I CANNOT believe there's omegaverse boat smut.
biibaby
The cap/bucky fic had me confused for a second bc it was fine ,not my taste but it’s just a fic — and now i will never be able to unhear this fic
Amber Freeman
"This is a perfectly normal Cap/Bucky fic, why are they reading it?" I thought before the universe showed me why they chose to read it
Megan
random Ville Valo mention lol
Veronica Adams
After the boat one I thought “there’s no way this next one could be weirder”
Elin
I. COULD NOT believe my ears
Celeste Barstow
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks
Naburnyurd
What a wholesome horny boat story
AshAmphora
I NEED a link to the Stucky fic so I can send it to my friend and get their reaction
Cameron Floyd
I popped a FUCKING blood vessel in my eye laughing at this 😆
El
I CANNOT BELIEVE YALL ACTUALLY READ THE SUEZ ONE. WESLEY AND I WERE CONTEMPLATING WHAT TO SEND IN FOR *HOURS* BEFORE DECIDING ON THAT ONE. i’m glad you got a kick out of it at least, sorry for the trauma it may have caused 😭
Kyah Faria
We speak not of Komakla and Elliot
Brian G.
if they don't make a supercut video that's just all of my immortal I will be terribly distraught
Plantan
I just wanna say fangs 4 these. I've watched all uploads two times, and laughed equally hard both. Just pure joy and good vibes (except to ep2...)
Miles Zvahl
Literally said “Steve wouldn’t do that, that’s so out of character” out loud during the stucky fanfic, I think I’m too invested in this lmao (edit: WOAH THIS TOOK A TURN, OKAY THEN)
Andrea Warren
I will be consumed with emptiness until another episode comes out 😂
nebuloider
Dumbledork is my favorite.
Cassie Zaccarelli
I would 100% pay cash money for a list shirt of all the ways dumbledore gets spelled wrong.
Kyah Faria
You spork it, I thought?? Am I doing it wrong?
nebuloider
Man these half hour videos last me about two weeks, can never make it 5 minutes in till I'm crawling the ceiling over here.
Sunday Morning Hotdog
You're telling me you've never spiked a sporked heroine cabaret before?
Sarah Zac
That Stucky went in a direction I was NOT expecting...
Shane Hamilton
i am once again asking for bimonthly fanfiction story times i will pay more money
Tony Ruble
Laughing into tears, I can't wait for the next one
Adam
22:18 close captions auto-generated, the last line is "okay her own name" and I thought it was gonna be "okay hermione" but spelled the my immortal way, forgetting she renamed hermione
Karsten Treu
Fangs 4 da storytime u preps
lemonade high
HE SAID THE COCK WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Bex
The Dumbledore typos will never not be funny
Reagan Moore
Those first two stories really threw me for a loop, like how are these the best written two we've had that haven't been My Immortal and they're about a boat and two Marvel characters? Bless you two for reading more My Immortal, it just gets better and better, I was DYING. Thanks (or fangs) to whoever went and found the outfit drawings lmao, you rock and are not a prep!!1!
Jonnileigh Harris
Don't lie Dan, you always have a blanket to hide that chub these tales give you
Deb
“Oh god this is niche!” Birches love niches! 😚👌
Howl
Omegaverse is a blight on fiction
Unasinous
The Suez Canal one was flippin wild.
Aaron S
I’ll be honest, while listening to My Immortal I gradually lose the will to live, and then the moment it’s over I crave more.
Alyssa W
JKR is quivering in her phobic boots
Alyssa W
I want Danny and Arin, and only Danny and Arin, to bring back "preps" as an insult
Alex Speakman
This was tops the best episode. Also I'm begging you to compile every My Immortal reading into one video when it's all done.
Jezzibolt
I lost it when the fic referred to Suez as an “omega”. I did NOT expect the ship/canal fic to be omegaverse of all things.
Pancakes
Not only does the author of My Immortal detonate basic grammar, spelling & proper usage of adjectives to advance her Hot Topic Mary Sue fever dream, but this also might be the first time she didn't even include the name of a character who's speaking a line of dialogue. This is the legacy the incredibly successful Harry Potter franchise truly deserves
Aaron S
I couldn’t breathe. It just kept going 😂
Aaron S
“I WANT TO SHIT NEXT TO HER!”
daytime
My Immortal really does chip away at your psyche. I couldn't help but join them when they were losing their shit over Dumbledumb 😂😂
Simone Elbrecht
Not only is it a fanfic between a boat and a canal, but it's ABO?!?!? Wild
Nicole Nostrand
All of Dan's training and years of doing comedy did not prepare him for dumbledumb. I lost it at him losing it, and my cat was upset and meowed about it. Dhut up munkustrap you prep
GracefullyAutistic
This was a great episode, I was laughing so hard! 🤣 That Stucky fanfic was such an emotional rollercoaster (even better that it was a fandom that I personally recognized), and the Suez Canal one was one of those moments where I knew, but I also didn't know, what was happening. 🤣
thescarletpaperback
God, just when I think I'll get tired of My Immortal, it keeps being funnier
Levi M.
I love this. Thank you grumps
Plant Mage
The freak out at 26:10 is one of my favorite gg moments ever
Riley Peterson
YOU CAN GET A PAPER BACK VERSION OF MY IMMORTAL ON AMAZON FOR $10 YOU’RE WELCOME!!!!111!!
TheMangolorian06
so fun fact that winter soldier story is actually canon
Shelby Tibbit
The scream I scrumpt at the first fic title!
Maddibearxx
I know I laughed so hard I couldn’t breath 🤣
Cassie Braun
Imagine listening to this while making dinner, because that was me trying not to pee myself
Cassie Braun
I put this on to listen to while making dinner…I had to stop making dinner because I was crying laughing and almost peed myself
Caesar Smith
this series has replaced everything else as my bedtime stories Damn Arin really lost it during My Immortal
Matthew Madruga
Villi Valo? She start watching Viva la Bam? lol
uberjNet
I don't think I ever did
penguinxiii
Getting to SEE these hysterical laughing fits just makes everything infinitely more funny!
Kyleigh J
the windows movie maker lyric video was a beautiful touch
Matthew Madruga
8:32 never has a colder chill run down my spine when I know this probable repeat of an arm that ends the person it's on..... and the strategic homeland(er) intervention, enforcement, and logistics division. Now question is if it's Bucky or not lol
Leo Fitzwilliam
I read all the comments beforehand and still lost it at Chapter 23
Kyah Faria
I somehow did not expect a story about a boat to provocatively use the term "knot" 🫥
Alex Pehmoeller
I listened to this while I was working and it took every ounce of strength I had to not fall down laughing at Dumbledumb
Kyah Faria
The camera is a character in a lot of old Nintendo games- and it is constantly murdering you
Liberty Fuchs
This is what they're talking about when film snobs talk about the camera being a character
Quinn_Spooples
Nice to know there's another Quinn on this Patreon because I definitely don't remember submitting the CapXBucky story (though I totally would have)
Nikki-John-Wicky
"You've never had your dead robot boyfriend show up and rip your dick off?" Please make this a sticker. I WOULD BUY TWO.
Kyle Schofield
the absolute giggledicks these two become when it's My Immortal time
Nothingtoseehere
As soon as Arin said the words “robot arm with a mind of its own” I immediately knew it was a Stucky fic
Jamie Haack
I think Enoby needs to get her eyes checked, that’s a lot of crying blood
kat
i swear i never laugh as hard as when i watch these
bigbigtruck
"real life shipping incident" AYYYYYY
Doktor Vem
Once again, this series proves itself to be the absolute best and absolute worst thing on the internet
Justin
Is there a word for when a deus ex machina trope gets subverted like that?
Maddibearxx
I was laughing just as hard as Arin and Dan when Dumbledumb came up 🤣 it had me in tears!
Ingra
The Suez one, was not only insane, but also a fucking omegaverse! XD
Victor Blas
Loooooooooooooooove the fanfics!!!
Zebizenette
I wasn’t expecting that second story but I knew exactly where it was going
Shembear
I had a feeling that the robot arm would tear the dick off, and I stayed and had it to be revealed as true 🙈 Skipped right to my immortal
Rachel Fischer
Wholly expecting them to have to stop at Dumbledumb.
Zoe S
My Immortal readings are my favorite part of a new month now. Thanks Dumbledumb
Kaida
Ugh this is the best so far I was nearly in tears omfg😭😭dumbledumb... I can't wait till next month ‼️🔥
Aria Waite
I’m so in love with you guys reading these. Never stop!!!
Uncoolest_Evar
If I have to go longer than a month without hearing Danny read My Immortal, I swear to Satan I will slit my wrists! And after that I might do something really crazy!
Bear
I don’t even know what is happening in My Immortal anymore but I’m here for it
Valerie M
not gonna lie i was hoping i would get to watch someone on the staff explain A/B/O dynamics to them after that first fic
Sof
That stucky fic was something else LMAOOO
Ruija
Gosh, All this time Dan has really held onto his composure while reading My Immortal, and now Dumbledumb broke him 😂😂😂 God, everytime Arin just explodes into writhing laughter fills me with so much joy.
juggerNOTtoday
"...your former best friend you thought was dead..." necrophilia plot twist...? "..especially when he has a robot arm with a mind of its own." *freaky* necrophilia plot twist...?? "SHIELD was compromised-" OH MY GOD NO
Rumi
was anyone else really hoping the second fic would be a postgame komahina fic 😪…
Marissa Mason
Their laughs are so contagious. 😄
Megera Clark
I haven't clicked anything so fast
Megan Maginnis
Never in my life did I think I'd hear an ABO fic about the Suez Canal blockage but here I am.
Ben Schubert
We’re so back
Henry Fortner
Hey that stucky fic sounds like a regular fic to me- hoH MY GOD
Kenna Mitchell
my favorite thing about these is before the fan fictions go crazy and dan is so sincerely listening to the stories
Merry Merrymead
Dan don't cover your lower half up with the blanket with one hand underneath 😂 No live gooning!
Aaron S
The shriek I shrumped when I saw this notification. I’m so excited!
Andre D
Based on the description I’m gonna guess they’re reading fanfic about that Evergreen ship getting stuck in the Suez Canal.
Leoné Jordan
Is there a way I can watch this on a chromecast easily?
Casey.J
Goon! Goon! Goon! Goon!
Anna
time for gooning