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Fan Fiction Story Time - Episode 9

🕑 Added 2024-07-02 19:00:06 +0000 UTC

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Rex

Dan praying in his chair through the goofy fic sent me

Nicholas Brown

My immortal legit makes me feel like I’m losing brain cells.

Bella

Dan’s hands clasped in prayer is sending me 🤣🤣🤣

Motormusker

that author's note about sex scenes being hard to write is so real. i can make robots fight for hours but having them put their robodicks in each other really tires you out

Kai Lucas Zachary

Insane that someone got "Pauly Shore" from "leaning tower of cheese-a" lol.

Angelica Bate

There is something so incredibly forbidden about the Goofy voice acting 🤣

Kelarys

She literally went from cheating on Draco with Harry, to accusing Draco of cheating on her with Harry (despite KNOWING he never did) in a span of like 5 seconds. She wasn't even deflecting, she didn't even acknowledge she was cheating on him. The double standard is baffling

MasochisticSheep

Dans ability to read utter nonsense with complete sincerity is incredible.

High I'm Ama

I laughed so hard I choked on my chocolate then cried, my cheeks hurt so much. My immortal is literal gold.

Anna Rose

What a horrible day to understand english

Efrain Acevedo

STOP FLAMMING U PREPz

Slider

Watching this one by candle light

Electrokardio

I joined Patreon after the little fan fiction teaser on the channel and this is the best $5 I have ever spent.

Dravin Gibson Design

Just a couple o' bros wonkin their willys

FiggityFiggityFox

This is why I joined your Patreon finally. The fanfics, been watching these back to back Started at ep one and now I’m here, think I might get thought the rest today. We’ll see! Wish you guys did more of these. The world is full of fanfics. You’ll never run out, of that I can assure you also nice to see some body positivity in the goofy story. Dans face is hilarious.

N8Nefarious

🤔

N8Nefarious

"She writes about clothes the way George R.R. Martin writes about food." Omg that's soooooo legit. Also...Winds of Winter when??

Ourobius

@12:27 why would you do this to me

Stephen Thompson

*Filth the Cat

spencer tisdale

I so badly want the goofy story to get animated in the old egoraptor awesome cartoons style

knell star

Why does Arin's Pete voice sound like Plankton??? 😂

Izak

arin looked too fuckin happy reading the goofy one hahahah

Olivia Collins

UM was really freaked out to sit down to watch this with my bowl of lucky charms to then SEE A BOX OF THEM CHILLIN WITH THE BOYS

Dieteminem

Binging these are such a treat, also my brain hurts

Kasandra VonGlockner

Well anyway!!!

Proudwing

So true, I don't fw the franchise anymore, but he was my very first blorbo ever

Proudwing

ah yes, legally distinct Mr. Filch and Mrs. Norris: Mr. Norris and Filch the Cat

Tostito

Why is Arin looking at me like I'M the one reading it

migratingturtle

I constantly forget how good of a voice actor Arin is. That was a PITCH perfect impression of Goofy propositioning Pete, and now I need to go sit and stare at the wall for a while.

TheAmorable

Im astonished by Arin’s Bobby impression with the LeAnInG tOwEr oF cHeEsEuH

Emma Waters

I really hate/love how in character goofy is. Every other character is kinda eeeh on characterization but they nailed it with goofy and I hate that

Mysterious Higgs

I've heard these laughing fits for so many years, it's a ton of fun to get to see them now. :)

Rhab

Tardy slips in collâge - classic

Emma Waters

This is the only time that has ever been said

Nikolas

"invincibility coke"

littlenoodledragon

Thank CHRIST for the My Immortal pallet cleanser 😂

AMDG

Whoever decided the chocolate croissant thing was a good idea needs to pay for my therapy bills please

Kai Scott

despite everything, im the most shocked by the fact goofy is a top (fanon usually doesnt let this happen (i hate that i know that))

Brandan Alfred

Nothing can be worse than the E.T episode...

Kyah Faria

You think that would finish it...? At least two hours at the rate the whole fiction devastates them with laughter.

Kyah Faria

"I am in no way fat shaming"

Kyah Faria

Thank you. I don't know a lot about HP, but I was very confused why the cat was named Filch. I thought the author meant filth

Kyah Faria

They're just blowing air at them. Cold- cold air to turn them blue.

Emily Metz

I needed a minute after “Boulevard of Borken Dreams” 😂

Katie Bradshaw

The Goofy story made me so uncomfortable, but I just couldn't stop listening to it. It was like watching a car crash: you just can't look away.

zeromandismissal

master has presented Dobby with a show.

Zakary Xavier Lorrain

It's funny, I found game grumps through a fan fic reading channel. Finally it all comes full circle.

Katie Marra

The hyucking chocolate croissant edit just made me sit up straight with how uncomfortable yet hilariously used it was.

Levi M.

Need more of this in my life

Sarah Reed

ah yes my favorite Green Day song "Boulevard of Borken Dreams"

Alabaster‼️

Cardigan: owl union? That the closest one I could find on the website

Alabaster‼️

Here's the fabled demobaza coat

Adam

"maccin on his girl" am i in 2004

Sidney Hackney

Oh Dan. All of the fics have "DON'T COME IN, MOM" energy. Also I hate to break it to you but there is a very high chance every single one was written by a girl, ESPECIALLY the gay sex ones.

CJ

I’ve been laughing so hard I can’t feel my spine

Ada

I just read today that Goofy's full name is George Geef. Not Goof but Geef. Apparently he is not a dog either. He is a cow.

SpiffyGoblin

I love that My Immortal will setup the most batshit insane scenarios, and then say "well anyways" and transition to something entirely unrelated and never talk about it again.

Kyle Schofield

god My Immortal just wears me down. I have a headache from laughing. Boulevard of Borken Dreams.

Lexi Menth

Yeah, she probably only did it because of the black clothes and eyeliner, without knowing anything about his actual personality. I do agree that it is amusing in a weird way. The juxtaposition of it is funny.

Beef

I wish we got this every week instead of month, it’s SO good. I love how she explains her outfit to a T and then when it gets to the plot she’s like anyway whatever so dumbleydore asked me about my purse and I slit my wrists 😂 You can also tell her editor is letting more and more slip by because it’s hilarious

Hunter hall

The goofy story makes me wish for aphantasia

Hunter hall

I need that blanket

Maryam Yunus

The fact that Pete sounds like Homer doesn't help things...

Beef

That FUUUUUUUCK by Arin before he started reading was so visceral. Really wild to be gooning and hear that

Reagan Moore

“I asked in a gothic way” and “run out of the place in a suicidal way” is so funny, dis writer is rly gud!!1!

frogbea

I was working out while listening to this and it was a very unique experience

Ashlee

I’m thinking he was included because of the way he dressed back then. I’m sure anything guyliner related to her is considered goth. I find it amusing he was added to this mess of a fan fiction.

Persephone

Serious question why aren't Arin's toes out?

Christian Grimmett

I'm going to need you to stop tickling my balls and do chapter 6 and 7 of Sonic High School

Siú

Oh my god ‘Mr Norris’ fucking killed me

Simone Elbrecht

My only real problem with My Immortal is the Remus Lupin slander lmao these videos are the highlight of my month

Munchman

The visuals are fucked up... but hilarious...

Tyrannostarus Rex

Six dudes in a room reading Goofy x Pete smut sounds like a dream come true.

Forrest

My Immortal has me in tears. My favorite part about the writing is when Ebony is being edgy/rebellious everyone else is timid and sensitive until it benefits her seconds later for them to be rebellious and then back again. The violent swings between how she wants to be portrayed every few seconds is fucking brilliant to me😂

Alyssa W

Fun fact: the writer got Filch and Mr(s) Norris, his cat, switched around. So now all I can imagine is a little hairy cat waving a flashlight around while yelling at invincible horny teenagers while a greasy man next to him meows.

ZekeStaright

The blonde girl in Goofy Movie was Lisa, amateur writers, smh Pauly Shore was Bobby, jeez, Boody, oof...

Brumbpo Tungus

Boulevard of Borken Dreams truly sent me.

TheMutantCreeper

The typos in the Goofy/Pete sex scene made me think the author was getting way too eager to start the hotness and just sped through the typing.

Christian Rodenbeck

My daughter wanted to watch Mickey Mouse club house today… My wife and I watched this last night… I can’t fucking hear Goofy without hearing this anymore. GD.

Brynja Bloodmire

Video and audio quality are great for me. Don't even have buffering like some video players I've seen used.

Brynja Bloodmire

You may hate this Dan but we're loving it, even more so because you hate it

CollieBop

i keep hearing the intro music and hearing “IVE GOT A PET PYTHON HES BIG AND HES STRONG AND HES MY VERY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD” edit: 100th comment!!!

arī the samurai

Pauly Shore’s character is Bobby, not Bodie.

Caesar Smith

i love the lucky charms down in the lower right corner during all of this

Caesar Smith

OMFG STAHP FLAMIN

Sara K

im sorry pete having no idea how sex works even after two kids is not very believable. come on game designers. what were they thinking?!

Dioksys

I did this to myself. I paid to hear Goofy x Pete erotic fanfiction.

Lexi Menth

Jeez, I wish she'd leave Billie Joe out of her story. He's probably one of the least goth people out there. Any true Green Day fan knows he's a total goober who doesn't ever take himself too seriously. I don't know anything about Gerard Way or the other guy mentioned, so can't speak to them, but Billie's a lovable dork. I gotta say, though, "Boulevard or Borken Dreams" is pretty hilarious.

Rumi

i love how the goofy/pete fic is so clearly written by a kid who has no idea how college works. a bell to signal the next class? in college? it is genuinely quite endearing.

Kyah Faria

10:00 I'm sorry... it wasn't because of his wife leaving him and his daughter's SUICUDE, but something "more important" ?!?! Based on the rest of the chapter he probably means his self-esteem, which is important, but not really on the level of half your life being ruined! Trauma? Naaw, he just wishes he weren't fat 😭

Katie Swofford

I mean what can I say I eat this shit up so hard

Brittany T. Gilbert

This is genuinely the funniest content… not just the fanfic, but A&D’s reactions to it… it’s truly unparalleled!

Lily Logan

Legitimately in pain from laughing so much

Brickitect

*stoned wheezelaughing* that clip wrecked my lungs aaa

Kyah Faria

This is what I needed today. This is why our independence was fought for

juggerNOTtoday

god, 15:05 is a legendary sequence. the quick arinism, the way he reads the line and that absolutely treacherous visual from fucking nowhere killed me

juggerNOTtoday

i really hope one of these days they read some legendary fic out of a bible

juggerNOTtoday

they ARE OH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT

greg reavis

Just two bros, fuckin’ in a hot tub. 10/10 I don’t know anything about MCR but apparently it’s like the opening of blade with the amount of wrist slitting going on.

Sergeant Pancake

God bless these videos

Seraphim1082

In front of Dobby?! Now that's messed up.

Jamie Haack

Whoever put in that stock video of a chocolate filled bread needs to be promoted and then immediately fired

Shelby Tibbit

The GoofyxPete story had me laughing so hard I was crying

Gangyzgirl

Throwing a wound is a very effective tactic

Buggy

First Gerard now Billie Joe...Ebony just sees blue eyes wherever she wants to i guess lmao

Buggy

THE RETURN I HAVE BEEN BEGGING FOR ON EVERY SINGLE FANFIC PATREON EPISODE!!!! "Is that canon?" NO, SHE COMMITTED SUICIDE IN THIS FIC AND I NEED TO SEE THIS THROUGH TO THE END SIMPLY TO SEE IF THAT IS EVER ELABORATED ON BC ITS INSANE. So disappointed that its been so long between chapters that the grumps forgot this loony detail, but so happy we're back in goofypetetown baybee!

Mary McCormack

i kept wondering, "are they in a public hottub?"

Brian G.

i still think they need to get one of the fancy bound volumes of my immortal

Nikki-John-Wicky

Visual editor needs a raise. 10/10

Marie S

I absolutely love that Dan is under their own merch blanket. Something about that just cracked me up.

Rachael Dutko

shoutout to the editor for adding the stock footage of the chocolate filled bread. that was cursed!

DalekBoy

I hope that their book gets weirder and weirder every episode, till eventually Dan is reading off a stone tablet or some shit.

Aaron S

My Immortal is my guilty pleasure and I keep coming back to this video to giggle

Zanther

This is definitely two stories

Lizzi Huskey

It's my birthday next month. I can't wait to hear them read for my birthday.

Justin

Can I double my Patreon pledge to get double the fanfic???

Sarah-J SJ

This is a wonderful way to start each month 🥰

Charlotte Parker

Jesus the chocolate crossiant visual at 12:30 😳😬😆

Pren D

“She writes about clothes the way George RR Martin writes about food” absolutely sent me

paelen

my uni professor started reading us a snippet of my immortal in class as a bit the other day and now i’m convinced i’ll never be able to escape that fic

GracefullyAutistic

I'm actually getting tired of My Immortal, I feel like it's being too drawn out. 😅 So having an extra long episode dedicated to finishing the rest of My Immortal might be a great idea, because then they'll have more time to focus on other fics!

GracefullyAutistic

We gotta know how that Goofy x Pete story ends! 😂

GracefullyAutistic

Or if someone sends them Game Grumps fanfiction, or maybe a serious, well written, Game Grumps fanfic!

GracefullyAutistic

Teresa? That's the author's name?

GracefullyAutistic

I need that on a T-shirt! 😂

tizzer169

I had the best night's sleep after falling asleep to this

Not_A_Lamp

Ok but why am I genuinely invested

Chr0nic_0

Arin pookie when are we getting those water bottles back in stock on game grumps.com/merch

Dani

"The castle where Drukula was flimed" is my next tattoo. Probably gonna be a tramp stamp.

Rennon the Shaved

When you get a stroke from reading something.

mugmanisgr8

hehehe they said my name during the goofy story

Tom Small

Mr. Norris and Filth is a great character swap

Beth C

Arin being totally convinced Bobby's name is 'Bodee' is killing me, lol...

Riley Peterson

Also i’ve seen people like take fanfiction and print it out and then bind it into books…. I need to do that with my immortal.

Riley Peterson

I’m fucking CRYYYYING at the part in my immortal when she’s in the bathroom smoking pot and Hagrid out of fucking nowhere and her reaction is to look at him and say “You gave me a fucking shock!!!” And throw her pot on the floor dramatically 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that moment really deserved more attention

Ellie

i want dans blankie so bad

Miralee Jay

My brother overheard the Goofy/Pete fanfic and had to ask what in the fuck I was watching. I told him the truth. Porn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mama Rei

The image of the bread being torn apart during the goofy fic made me choke on my soup

Bree

I was thinking the same thing!

Bree

That edit at 12:26 was so cursed, thanks for that

Pancakes

As shoddily written as the Goofy/Pete story is, it's actually kinda nice to see some surprisingly deftly handled themes of body positivity thrown in against the public exhibitionism & deteriorating grammar

Kura Kurington IV

YAY YIPPEE YAHOO bedtime stories!!! perfect pick me up at the end of my day :)

Kas

I don't need any more fics, I just need the next episode to be like an hour long My Immortal dedicated episode for the remaining chapters! 😂

Jonah H.

Works absolutely perfect for me. It's one of the better video players I've ever used

Merry Merrymead

I love these! My Immortal is too good to be true every time!

Lulu

Boulevard of Borken Dreams is a fucking FANTASTIC line, I’m losing it

Doktor Vem

Some people should not be allowed to create

Doktor Vem

I can feel Walt Disney rolling in his grave as they're reading this

Rowyn Dawn

Their band 😤

Rowyn Dawn

I'm ready to get so hard

Tally Shay

Mr. Noris and Filch the cat is fucking killing me

Smolderin' Stu

The stock footage during the Goofy & Pete story was on another level

EXIIPlays

After hearing that E.T. fanfic, there's a lot of words that I don't want to hear lol

Silver Storm

aight whoever added that b-roll at 15:15 is so diabolical LMAOOOO

Shane Hamilton

please start doing two monthly fanfiction story times. i beg of you.

maturepopcorn

What do you mean??

Ryan Sutherland

Boulevard of Borkin Dreams fucking DESTROYED me

Ben

you guys are great but patreon is such a shit platform the videos are barely watchable

Aaron S

They’ve said that if it’s words they just personally dislike using (like some slurs in the past) they just like to bleep it out as a personal preference.

EXIIPlays

Okay, thanks! It's weird that it's censored despite being on Patreon and all the other weird and fucked up things that happen in these story times lol

Daniel Chastain

“Are you gonna come r*pe me or what?”

Andre D

I like how infinitely happier Dan is when they’re reading My Immortal as opposed to the Goofy and Pete story lol.

CobaltTJ

Homophones will not be tolerated, fuck off you preps 😤

Shane Hamilton

I SCREAMED WHEN THE NOTIFICATION DROPPED LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

Shelby Bird

My Immortal cured my depression. 🖤😂😂 "Died instead of dye"cause im gothic.

Quinn_Spooples

i have many things on my 2024 bingo card, Goofy telling Pete he's jacking off was not an expected one

EXIIPlays

What did they censor at 31:26?

Michael Alonso

NOT THE CHOCOLATE FILLED DONUT 💀💀💀

Adrienne Rose

Ah yes, the part of the story where Raven stopped giving a fuck about fixing Teresa's spelling *chef's kiss*

ObakeAri

I don’t think any of us will know how to react if they ever do a serious, well-written, and proofread fic. Including Dan and Arin.

Seth Cutter

I’ve never ran so fast to watch this as soon as I could. I’m ready. Fanfic me.

Rachel Fischer

At 14:45 Dans expression was also my expression.

Nyx

I was so excited for story time but after the Goofy story I'm not sure how to feel

Paula Peroff

You can tell the goofy fic was written by a child because they have no concept of how college works

Marissa Mason

The bread stock shots killed me. Whoever is adding those in for these videos really amplifies the comedy

Catherine Ruža

Boulevard of Borkin Dreams is my dogs new theme song.

Emma

The goofy story is finally back! I've been wondering how it ended?!

Aaron S

Just bought V Rising and thought “damn I need something good to listen to that can make me really feel like a vampire” Like an answer to prayer, here you are with My Immortal

Amber Lynn Martin

That goofy story that Arin read made me have goosebumps and my heart was racing. Idk why. I love these videos so much! They look so cozy every time! I wonder if it’s cold in that room!