Fan Fiction Story Time - March 2025 Part 1
🕑 Added 2025-03-04 20:00:06 +0000 UTCWe're getting to the good parts. Eventually. Stay tuned for a great finale to Phoenix Tight and the Curious Case of Edge's Hole!
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Lavender
I love how so often Arin's problem with the fics is they arent fucking sdfghjkl
Crescent Minor
This is a completely pointless fanfic about attempting to humiliate a humble sweetheart who was only ever unselfishly sorry for his mistake and cannot be wounded in the ego by training requirements in the first place. I rewatch the episode not for the fic, but for Arin's outraged disappointment in the fic.
Jasper
The judge's slip up with the sentencing reminded me of the "I'LL SUCK YER DICK!" bit yall did with the trilogy.
nelly
The phoenix tight story really made me miss my immortal
Lee Mulkins
learning they fucked at the beginning was like in Saw when you realize the key went down the drain at the very start of the movie
PillowDragon
19:11 is the moment the sexual frustration bubbled over 💀
Eadaoin Cullen
I swear for the first time in months not only did I laugh but I laughed so hard I grew a six pack 😂 🤣 💀
Dr. Tim
I love them asking Dan "Are you crying?". YES! And so am I. We all are! That's the funniest shit I've ever heard! And even the buildup where I didn't know what the final line would be and Dan is just losing it silently, had me laughing so hard!
Cody Terpstra
It's the music cutting out while Dan is falling apart... The suspense is so legit
Great Big Dingus
I love how “reward” is one of the tags 😂
Frank DB
It’s the reader who is getting Edged
Dravery_
That and the fact that Fransizka never said the word fool even once
old aj
The Edge was indeed Worth.
Bee
If something at all bothers me about this fanfiction, it's that Mia didn't call Phoenix "Nick"
Michal Brown
I'm sorry, am I losing my mind? Why did no one react to "slowly, his eyes kept over to the gaze down at the hand." Am I oblivious to my own native language or are they just so used to these fics at this point?
Namnoms
Idk if Dan has ever laughed that hard and it was incredible to witness
Alyssa W
I'm behind on GG rn, but I was just thinking "God they better use Dan cry-laughing as a Patreon promo teaser" and I'm so glad you basically told me they did, what video was it
Aspiring Egg
I’d commit horrible atrocities for these two idiots 🤣💕 fuck- I haven’t laughed this hard in years!
Katy Messenger
Exactly. I had this happen to me earlier this week while reading a fanfic, so I completely felt Arin's pain.
Robin Hulbert
I scared my cat with how loudly I laughed at the end. Also they should get 1 good ace attorney fic as a treat
N8Nefarious
Gifted a month to my cuz so he too can experience the joy of Fan Fictionland Storytime Happy Funtime Hour.
Shanoodle
I can only hear Big Dog from Giraffe Town as Dan reads for Edgeworth.
Arin C.
PHOENIX IM GAY LETS FUCK - "Miles Edgeworth, 2025"
corey becker
i love these stories please keep uploading them and in long-longer formats pls and thx
bigbigtruck
Holy shit the last 5 minutes made this whole month worth it
Crea T. Shadesly
Seeing Danny literally unable to read through the story because he's laughing so hard is the whole reason I'm a part of the patreon. It was all leading to this.
xXDezRawRXx
Best story eva
KayTea & Biscuits
i literally resubscribed to the patreon to see the end of the fanfic cuz i saw the preview of dan cry laughing on their youtube, god im so glad im back! absolutely worth it (i would rewind, and cry laugh along with him every time omg)
ArgentoNatsu
"clear my search history, my final message, goodbye...."
Amber Kennedy
this made my entire week holy shit
Shelby Gleason
THEY BOTH WERE IN TEARS 🤣
David Jalbert
And just the fact that's the last line and then credits roll xD That was outstanding!
Cameron Mouser
holy shit Dan literally in tears trying to get to that ending was so good dude
Cassie Braun
And this, ladies and gentleman, is why I pay for this extra content *chef’s kiss*
Squishminstrel
But isn’t that just what playing a Phoenix Wright game is all about?
Reagan Moore
Dan in tears saying “Phoenix… we fucked” was SO FUNNY, I was DYING
Piblett
arins reaction during this fic is probably the most accurate thing i’ve seen, i too lay in bed screaming “I DONT CARE” while reading my nightly fic when all of the sudden side characters i don’t give a fuck about show up.
breadcrumbhoarder
This fanfic is basically anti-humor but for smut lmao.
Coda Comics
I shat my pants, dude
juj
The ending had me wheezing
Leigh K
I LIVE FOR THESE
Gerardo Ybarra
Man Dan losing it lol!
Shaun Rutherford
Episode 10 at 24:39
Eric Kitchen
Yes, what episode was that again?
Veronica Adams
What a journey
Anonymous201K
Well, I knew that was the ending, but...Dan losing it was what made it so funny. Soon as he started cry-laughing, I knew I was right and was laughing too. This is why I subscribe. Worth it.
MC Dexpo
Where can I read this?
DeAsha Napier
Well, one could say that the author was intentionally “edging” us all until the end 🤣
Shannon James
Nothing shows pure Joy than Arin kicking his bare feet from laughing so hard.
MasochisticSheep
Arin really speed running the average fanfiction enjoyer’s story arc in this one.
Arianna Corini
My chest hurts so badly trying not to wake up my roommates with my laughter oh my god
Charles Carte
I gave my best friend a subscription for 4 months for his Christmas gift, it has been the BEST listening to these and talking about it w him.
the character limit is too small for my international shoe joke
"Has it all been worth it?" Holy shit, yes.
Frossy
...giving him a look that said 'You're such a dumbass.' "You're such a dumbass," she said. Peak literature.
johannes
why are they zoomed in so much of the time? i just wanna see both my boys enjoying these masterpieces
Isaac Lewis
Hearing that final line in Dan's trademark Edgeworth voice was so fucking good
Doktor Vem
Holy fucking shit, please don't ever stop making these videos, it's just way too damn funny lmao
GracefullyAutistic
I wonder if the Goofy/Pete fanfic that they never finished would've had some actual smut. 🤔 I was really looking forward to the conclusion of that one!
GracefullyAutistic
Arin (and me) for the majority of this video: JUST. SOMETHING. HAPPEN!!!! 😅😂
Emmeline Gromme
Dan being in tears at the end made it all worth it.
Maddibearxx
Danny sob laughing had me crying laughing along with him 🤣
Rhab
Will there be Phoenix we fucked merch
Sean Walizer
So what is the Edge worth? 🤔
Mike
and the moral of the story is, its perfectly normal and acceptable to bring your dom to court as long as they are on the prosecution
Sarahmonster
Oh my gods, he was sooo thirsty the whole episode and I was absolutely there for it
Ollie Smiles
In the finale I couldnt help but crylaugh along with them. Thank you for this, it's truly a gift back.
nozarashi
SOMEONE SEND THESE MEN SOME SMUT!!!!! arins anticipation is so real bless his heart
Andrew Le
Arin is the Vox Republica
Alex V
❤️
Shaun Rutherford
"Phoenix, we fucked" goes even harder than the triple-punch of "dumbledumb," "you fucking bustard, I wanna shit next to her," and "shouted (?)"
hostilecrayon
It was Arin kicking his feeties that did it for me xD
Tegan
i love that arin is giving this one serious invested criticism because he wants phoenix and edgeworth together for real
hostilecrayon
Arin's desperate anger that no one was fucking yet is palpable lol
Elizabeth Levan
Will they continue My Inner Life?
Elizabeth Biberman
I am so happy for the return of Dan's voices for these characters. The cut to Maya being like WHAT after the whole Dick on top bit killed me. Also, as frustrating as those middle bits are, this author really nailed the pacing of a Phoenix Wright game- they are INTERMINABLE and have vast swaths of boredom punctuated by hilarity, and in that way they truly captured the tone. Dan crying about the last line just brought it all home. A masterpiece.
Em
hell yeah, fanfic enrichment time
Sarahmonster
Today we learned the power of the simple phrase, "Phoenix, we fucked." , to bring two grown-ass men to their knees.
Luke Arthur
I really expected more dick jokes
San Francisco 49ers
Phoenix Tight and the Curious Case of Edge's wasting of our goddamn fucking time
AJ!
FRANZISKA MENTIONED!!!!!
Nan McVicker
Pov your skip the miles and phoenix stuff because you unironically ship them lol
Pren D
“What the shit?”
Link H
YESSS PHOENIX TIGHT IS BACK
Ian Thayer
I clicked so fast