Fan Fiction Story Time - April 2025 #2
🕑 Added 2025-04-18 19:00:11 +0000 UTCEspio and Rouge should really make a pointment with the doctor. More Sonic High School, chapters 8-10. Enjoy?
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FAWKS News
This writing style breaks too many rules with perfect comedy to be anything less than a mid 20's memelord who deserves to be a NY Times Bestseller
Project Elytron
These episodes really put my mind at E's
N8Nefarious
This 100% feels like it's written by an angsty preteen/teen kid who just went from being an only child to having a baby sibling at the same time they're learning about sex.
N8Nefarious
"I'll have one bortion, please!" "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Eadaoin Cullen
Knocked him onto the floor/ground .... knocked me onto the floor/ground 💀😂
old aj
And couldn't contain my laughter multiple times after.
old aj
I was trying to be quiet late at night, but audibly gasped for air at "E's."
Lucifer
I like that they seemingly knew what a vagina was when they were writing the sex scene, but somehow now that the baby is being born it's coming out the asshole
SwoodMan
“A bortion” is great in its own, but Dan saying “one single bortion?” and shaking his head disapprovingly truly killed me
Sarah Peck
I am now a different person.
Atlantis J.
Markimoo laughter???
CozyGhostie
I’ve found this online so I’m reading along like this is a class reading. It makes it even befuddling.
Corbusanko
"salad of anger" completely took me out fsr
Veronica Adams
See, I thought My Immortal was when messy fanfiction piqued but it would seem that I’m sorely mistaken.
Anthony Rieger
None of these words are in the Bible
Naburnyurd
Thanks for this one Ike
bigbigtruck
Thanks for this one, it sets my mind at e's
Askark
Im rewatching this and just realized that they never named Rouge's baby and that sent me into another laughing fit
Robin Hulbert
I really enjoyed the Inestine matri-infanticide tangent
Reagan Moore
I fully laughed out loud when he read “they could start to see a baby come out of her butt” omg, this is a masterpiece lmaooo
thegrinkler
This Sonic High School reading has been some of the funniest shit I've experienced in a long time <3
Corey Rust
"taking a break to kiss" might be my new favorite line to randomly throw in a sentence 🤣
MewKiichigo
This is like the Sonic version of My Immortal
Ashly
Look, pro-wrestling would be way better if more matches involved taking a break to kiss.
Shannon
Paying for this membership is more than worth it because of these. Thank you Ike and the whole crew for making this magic
Questionable Toast
W👶W
Keystroke
no I think this is intentional, listen to how the author's note is written
SUPERSHASHA
So, this author is capable of making twists and spell words partially correctly but can’t seem to figure out how to coherently make an actual story 😂
Ellie
tw mentions of a single bortion
Sarahmonster
Get rekt by SCIENCE
Andre D
Checkmate wizards
Atticus Jackson
Thanks, Ike!
hostilecrayon
He is the epitome of show feet.
Oina
Does this mean Ike is confirmed to be the My Immortal true author Tara
Sarahmonster
It is a fact that if it looks like magic it is not magic it is science so deal with it. -Tails, 20??
Rudy
This is diabolical, and I need more
VoidDragoncat
The face Dan is making in the intro is making me very worried about what I am about to listen to
Michael Alonso
I'm having a blast hearing about Knuckles and Espio getting all touchaling and lovingly with each other. (I meant to say fightingly but as I was typing, the story progressed lmao)
Krysten
Simply amazing
Rocky
yeah for sure; and the fact that it’s all so casual, just a shared understanding that saying so-and-so is a fat immature gay, is a perfectly normal thing to say. It strikes me as very adolescent-minded
Rocky
It’s actually kinda perfect when you think about it
Rocky
wow, same 🥹
Rocky
Holy shit, this was incredible! 👏🏻🥹🥲 pure joy and happiness, thank you. i really needed that this morning 💖
Tirael
Hey thanks!
Cum_A_Lot_Harris
I needed the boys to cheer me up today. They did not dissapoint.
GameGrumps
Oops, fixed!
Marie Novotná
This Good Friday just keeps getting better.
Thomas Garcia
Perhaps the author thought that abortion was like a coma. When I was younger I thought it was acoma not realizing it was two words.
unbeweevilble
great story. thanks Ike!
Artufex
I like the idea of a kiss break during competitions
Nick
Is this episode Arin casually trying to increase his Wikifeet score while reading fanfiction?
Maxwell Lyman
I’ve read a little more of it. I’m more confident it’s someone who is 11/12. The misunderstanding of adult concepts like sex and “bortions.” Also the weirdly casual racism + homophobia also sounds like a kid who doesn’t understand his unconscious biases and is around other elementary/middle schoolers who use those kind of slurs as an insult.
Gronk
Here's hoping they finish the next 15 chapters too
danshifackao
Charmy catching so many strays
DarnChaCha
It feels like the fanfic version of those mass produced YouTube kid videos, the ones where they would use popular character assets but it would be like Mickey Mouse having an affair with Elsa.
smarcher
Oh shit, what an ending lol
AirenMarie
Called it! Though I didn't expect the twist in chapter 9 😂
Dan M
no
Tirael
Never mind, I found it by searching on Google and it popped up. I don't think it's part of the collection. Thanks for letting me know!
Jayna Bizzell
Listening to Dan and Arin read fanfiction really puts my mind at E's. 😌
Tirael
Really? I can't see it. Is it still listed for you?
Kura Kurington IV
sonic high school is a masterpiece and should in fact be taught in high school curricula.
Nora Hopeless
Did ike really write this? It's a masterpiece
Mia Ram
I NEED MORE SONIC HIGH SCHOOL PLEase
NatGeo
Oh I see it now! Thanks🙂
littlenoodledragon
I maintain my theory that this was either written by someone who is 12 or 42.
Zach Pulk
Yes it was a fanfic about buy and leave
Zach Pulk
No they had the buy and leave fan fiction for part one this month
Zach Kondos
Yeah they did we finally found out what happened the night Phoenix blacked out lol
Tirael
Is this mislabeled as #2?
Em
the continual expositional dump is something else lmao
smarcher
Did they finish Phoenix Tight? If not I beg for more 🙏
Andre D
They gotta continue My Inner Life when Sonic High School ends. It seems like the copy they read last time only had the author notes and prologue attached to it? So they should really try finding the full version.
Dan M
you mean written by DarkDoomFireMaster thank you
NatGeo
Was there a part 1 this month?
Kai
YESSSSSS
Marissa Mason
Oh yes I needed this.
Kura Kurington IV
LETS GOOOOOO