Fan Fiction Story Time - April 2025 #1
🕑 Added 2025-04-04 19:00:07 +0000 UTCI'd buy his heart. And I'd never leave it.
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Jim The Knight
Arin going with dude is the best
Xray Chin
I really wish there was more buy & leave fanfics in my life
Izzy Janx
So far, this is my favorite story. The personal digs at Arin as the store owner from an employee perspective were killing me. The strength of love for someone you only know about via vibes...is unparalleled. Mayhaps this story was an allegory for PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS!!?? Like this work could be dissected in a lit class for real.
Ben Phillips
I like how Arin seems to have forgotten the micropenising ray, so when the reference comes up he just thinks he's catching strays.
Solstng
I miss the ol Buy & Leave
charbar
Anyone else here post 6/4/25 in mourning?
old aj
That was glorious.
Motormusker
and also why was it kinda hot
Motormusker
why was there a weirdly realistic metaphor for the monotony and misery of retail work
Jacob
Im sorry but i cant help but notice Arin’s hand or foot movements makes it look like he’s periodically gooning
Sabrina M
and they need to read their parts like a script
McKenna Ward
This is actually a great fanfic
lordofworldz
I really hope bruan submits his fan fic of giving Dan a bliwjob
Olivia Collins
This felt like a fever dream sort of
Olivia Collins
toes
SUPERSHASHA
This is weeeeeeird but I will say this writer earns points for all these references.
Anabelle Cardona
On brand for this moment
Anabelle Cardona
Arin's like "but-but I've got a huge c*ck" 🥺
Anonymous201K
Well...now they're in for it. They just said to send whatever fanfiction...after saying before they didn't want people to write fanfic about them years ago and nearly killing the fandom, but, there were still some who persisted...waiting for this day...Good luck guys. Just a warning, the fanfic...for your own fandom is a product you've created partially yourselves. Though, I don't think you'd ever intended it. It's about to get spicy and weird...and very...very gay. Hopefully it's some of the good ones though. Not all of them are nightmare fuel.
Crea T. Shadesly
This was gorgeous, makes me want to write a thing myself
Shaun Rutherford
"What's the opposite of annoying" asks Arin "the only reason I'm able to do this for a living is because I'm cool" Hanson
Zephyr
Oh my God that was beautiful 😭💖
Reagan Moore
This is written so well and it has so many references, kudos to the author 👏🏻
Rachel Fischer
Is it even a Fan Fiction Story Time if you arent saying “Arin” in a disappointed tone?
The Collective
Arin getting defensive makes this so much better
Saмuяa¡-F3vэr
Dear God's ... I'd pay thousands of dollars just for this
Karine Bélair
This was my first Patreon Story Time and I could not be more pleased. This story was perfection
Elizabeth Levan
Arin offering to burp Danny made me go awww, maybe it's cause I just burped my four month old and put him to bed.
Nerdadendem
This is 19 minutes of “And Arin took that personally” I love it
Hayri
And I'm S Harry 🤣
Hayri
Awesome, Dan messed up my name! 🤣
Jenny Canigula
Omg please tell me there's more lol
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Michael Knuckles
Dude. This one is actually good. lmao
Elise Gray
I love Arin's "SHUT UP" once he caught the line about "truth seeking". XD That dad kissing craze is inescapable...
LesbiansЯus
Arin I love you but as a fellow neurodivergent friend who stims you look like you're jerking off in this
N8Nefarious
3 min in and this is already golden.
Artufex
I was listening to the story time and tabbed over to look and saw Arin at 11:05. I was like, uhh... until a few seconds later when he fiddled with his hands
Kristina Zeeryp
omg buy and leave yaoi
Spooky Sydnee
Why is this so good?! Also, Arin getting so defensive is adorable. He's so proud of his store!
Evan
Biggest cope
Alyssa W
"What the hell, dude, I've got huge cock" --Arin Hanson, 2025
Evan
That was better than I thought it was going to be, dang
Evan
Goodness, fanfic two days after I just got a subscription, this’ll make my daynight
b00n
they need to be sitting right in front of a fire with fuzzy blankies
Pancakes
Seems very bara coded. Love that for Steve :)
LegoDash
This was pure genius!
Jenny Canigula
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58759105 It might be because of the punctuation in the title or something.
Pancakes
I love how this fanfic is more like a barely disguised employment evaluation for Arin's inane in-game business practices
Hate the Gam3 Productions
This assault on Arin's managerial chops is DELICIOUS.
IronSmashWebYT
Well that was great
Jenny Canigula
So this is actually my fic! I made a promise to myself I'd join the Patreon if Buy & Love made it to Fanfic Story Time! I'm thrilled you guys read it and very flattered it came through well! I feel a little embarrassed about all the references I forced in, it was a bit tryhard, but when I'm working with literal NPCs I had to find a way to fill the space without taking it too seriously lol. Also for context, this was written a little early in the playthrough, before Arin boosted his boys all the time, as well as various other updates. Sorry for harshing Arin's vibe so much, that's all on Roy and not my personal beliefs about the video game boy, but you know how minimum wage can turn a person, lol. Also sorry about the tense swap, I like to experiment with present tense and accidentally switching is one of my oopsies when I do fic I guess, lol.
LegoDash
I NEED the link to this, it's not coming up on AO3 search.
LegoDash
Pasta daddy mentioned!
LegoDash
I boost them constantly! He feels so targeted by the commentary about "the manager.""
theberryofdingle
I need fanart of Steve and his Big Jugs. For reasons.
VGAfanatic
Arin catching so many strays and getting offended by all of them is so glorious.
Rhab
Didn’t quite have the “WoW” factor the last one had
hannah
Arin IMMEDIATELY complaining about Roy and Scott is giving ✨Buy & Leave corporate ✨ 🤣
Sarahmonster
What a nice palette cleanser, after... Y'know
charbar
thank god I get to watch this on my off day hehehe
Kura Kurington IV
i guess my name is thekueranik now :')
Tori Sabo
Arin's "ssshut up" made me laugh out loud
Em
This was much needed after the last fic lmao
Marissa Mason
This is such a well written story. Great work
Nikki-John-Wicky
Arin and Dan being background characters in a Buy and Leave fanfic added ten years to my life
Shane Hamilton
let fucking gooOOOO
Vanja
I was hoping they'd read this one! I'm so happy, haha.
Nora Hopeless
Arin's so indignant about Roy's complaits 😂
Tallon Spencer
Will I laugh or will I cry
Micaela Leon
Just in time for my lunch break :)
HiI'mOz
So glad I'm not the only person who thought to write fanfic of the Buy and Leave.
Olof Rönn
No tariff big enough to stop these, thank god.