Fan Fiction Story Time - July 2025 #1 - Sonic High School

Kyah Faria

This story is truly a crime against humanity. Glad they didn't give up on it. Pretty sure the last 3-5 chapters were written by someone else. You can really feel the difference after a certain point in the story. Maybe they just got older and lost that magic Chaos spunk... I mean spank. I mean spooge! I mean spark.

Frossy

Badass heroic deaf woman from the frozen forests of Mongolia: best character ever? Best character ever.

StiffWorker

The way the author is so homophobic but goes into so much detail about penises and cum and butts but writes about boobs in such a detached "boobs are great, right fellow straight totally not gay guys?!" way always kills me.

N8Nefarious

"written by Ike" 🤣

Leoné Jordan

So much homophobia directed at Charmy. Poor bee.

Morgan Robinson

Ah yes, chekhovs turd

Jens

arin screaming every time the author speaks in caps has my boyfriend in tears laughing

Ellie

I know this is from weeks ago but I am loosing it at the fact that Arin is practically reading Dan a bedtime story because he keeps nodding off 😭😭

Robin Hulbert

The real tension of this episode was whether arin was going to notice that dan was falling asleep

TheMutantCreeper

I'm so surprised that Dan kept up with how he was about to conk out.

old aj

Arin said "on a TRAIN" like Forrest Gump said "Greenbow, ALABAMA" to that white Black Panther. It must have been written like that in the script. That "could not control his gay urges like everyone else" line killed me.

Jessi Duschel

GIMME MY PISS

Motormusker

god how was there ever more to write with this story

Ryan Jehly

Not gonna lie; I thought Sonic High School was done

Reagan Moore

Dan nodding off during this is so funny to me, it's so insanely written, how could anyone's attention waver lmao, he's just a sleepy dude Him getting a snack to keep himself awake is so real

Cody Terpstra

"Sonic and Amy got to the high school and went to the play... which was at school" Man we're starting off strooong

Veronica Adams

Can we get a comp of all the Sonic high school clips once they finish the story??? Because I’d watch that on repeat no lie.

Orethon

Yeah I'd genuinely like to know the, you know, author

A. F.

Why does it say "written by Ike"?

lizzy wiz

chao meat sandwiches is so terrible and no one even commented on it 😭😭

Buggy

Literally was just coming here to question that. I do not think these are high school seniors lmao

Nikki Webster

"Because he wasn't a woman or a child" is Tails not a child? XD

Nikki-John-Wicky

Choice random close-up of Arin's feet

SerenitySolstice

When we needed it most, Sonic High School returned

Sally Sociopath

Ikr? I'd much rather hear about hedgehog penises and their gay ball problems

Roxanne Giling

'Charmy couldn't control his gay urges like everyone else' sent my sides into orbit xD

C Laird

Listening to this while in public - with headphones of course - and oh my god. I’ve never struggled to hold back laughs before.

A. F.

Fk I missed Sonic High School. It's SO much better than the annoying pee stuff or the ones written to be a joke one off, like the Mario milk thing or whatever.

Alabaster‼️

Out of all the pics for dan to be nodding off to, this is the last one I would have guessed

Miyu Beilschmidt

You absolutely are not alone! You can and will thrive. Its what we deserve

Calldres

charmichael beethiew

Doktor Vem

I can feel this story slowly but surely breaking down my psyche and I'm unsure if I'm enjoying it or not or if it's even a good or bad thing

mikkel colfach

It was from: Is GG scripted? | supermarket simulator [42]

mikkel colfach

Arin and Dan, thank you. I have ADHD and OCD, and the way you talk about it have given me so many moments of “god, im not alone” and “I did not know that they are wright”. So thank you for the entertainment in the dark times and the light times, and the knowledge to get the courage to get help. Love you guys.

Ben Steutermann

The author has revealed something about himself I don’t think he meant to

Marie Novotná

I genuinely love the unpredictability of the story. Like there's no point in trying to guess what's gonna happen next, because whatever it is, it's somehow gonna be weirder than what I could come up with.

SUPERSHASHA

While running, yes.

SUPERSHASHA

I think you need a time out, sir.

Artufex

I love the nativity story, especially when Mary tries to kill Jesus immediately after birthing him

Brandon B

Dale Turner

Wasn’t the school on fire that entire time

Jamie Bird

I love Ike's commentary

‘Bring Supermarket Simulator back or else’

Do you think sonic shits?

Pancakes

It literally became a vital plot point/chekov's gun, and even though Sonic is apparently being written to be like a self insert character you're supposed to admire, he still somehow has SO many things wrong with his genitals & digestive system that seem to be noted as his only character flaws

Pancakes

It definitely has the trappings of a creative writing assignment that went off the rails within the first chapter, yet the train is somehow still functioning in the ocean & deep below the surface is desperately attempting to drill into the core of the earth

Pancakes

Dude. Danganronpiss was RIGHT THERE

Pancakes

That one sentence pretty much made me question everything that had happened so far, including Sonic's outward homphobia & what appears to be both his testicular & prostate cancer diagnosis

Pancakes

Only Sonic High School is where you can instantly go from dedicated theater student/misunderstood queer outcast to bloodthirsty serial killer/robot who's suspiciously immune to the pungent stench of hedgehog feces

Bonus Commentary

And thus the age old question was answered: “do you think Sonic shits?”

Media Breakdown

FFST gross out leaderboard: 1. ET 2. Kokichi Pee Fetish 3. Sonic Highschool 4. Garfield banging Ralphie’s Mom

Luniku Games

He couldn't hide his gayness like everyone else?! 😆

Rennon the Shaved

This is delightfully so-bad-it's-good, and way better than the pee fetish story.

Michael Alonso

Author definitely needs a welfare check lol

mikkel colfach

I just made cream balls with my mother, sister, and brother. And my dad likes them. And now this…… nice, nice.

Gus ϟ

Arin finally found out that not only does Sonic shit, but also that Sonic's shit has a very distinct smell. Full circle

Sarahmonster

I love this so much more than pissgonronpa

Ruija

Yeah, sonic high school is hands down the best fic they've read 😂 I think it’s even better than my immortal with how unpredictable and bonkers it is lmao. I am so fascinated by this brain of a homophobic, racist, christian(?) child who doesn't understand how sex works 😂😂😂 it's so confusing

Phillip Hansen

Dan struggling to comprehend this is hilarious! I can’t think of any fanfics to submit because, speaking from experience, a lot of them are a bad time

Mia Ram

MOOOORE PLEASE

SwoodMan

I agree with Arin, 15 is definitely the best chapter yet. Sonic clogging the toilet had a SHOCKING amount of story relevance

Sinew

I think I ruptured my vocal cords laughing so hard.

Blub Glub

Beautiful work of art

kableman

I'm holding out for Chapter 17

Em

Sonic High School, my beloved

Poombly

The greatest freudian slip in all of literature

Pete Morgan

Oooooooh! Right! The deadly ball disease...

FuzzyOtterPaws

I can't tell how much of this is genuine bad writing or if it actually just is satire at this point with how it's written

Lisa Hedlund

I love this

Nathen

I was just thinking this story needed a little religion

Outis-aka-Nobody

You can't expect to be surprised, otherwise you wouldn't be surprised! But that's my only criticism.

migratingturtle

OH THANK GOD WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

Shane Hamilton

OH FUCK YEAH LET FUCKING GOOOOOO

Kailey Bosyk

I can't wait to see this with my very Caucasian eyes

Gronk

I was born for this very moment

Keirik

the third most upsetting work of fiction is BACK

Andre D

Oh my god I’m so happy we’re past the urine fanfiction (the one that isn’t My Inner Life anyway).

Olof Rönn

“Hooray said I”, said I.

Ian M

Yes

Kura Kurington IV

THANK GOD we get true artistry read to us this week 🙂‍↕️