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Fan Fiction Story Time - July 2025 #2 - Sonic High School

🕑 Added 2025-07-25 19:00:08 +0000 UTC

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Will Nuessle

17:50; that's where we'll lose you

Kagen

I paid for this… I am God’s strongest clown

Stian Eugene Bentzen

Let's all remember that Sonic is a hedgehog... Jikes.

Namnoms

I listen to this on my way to work, and I regret everything. That sex scene sent me spiraling and all the worst ways

Captain_Kurtz

Are you not supposed to dragon shout into a woman's pussy when performing oral? Maybe that's why I haven't had any third dates...

Cookie_Lord 01

"Make sure to yell at the vagina" Danny predicted it years ago

Leeanna Hays

I wish...the kissing scene didn't exist...why would Sonic or ANYONE ask to see the kissing...WHY LORD...WHY

SUPERSHASHA

Yah know… I wish I wasn’t eating while that sex scene came up…

Shadowthehedgehog1

I am at home, alone, with headphones on and I'm cringing like dan and looking around to make sure no one else is listening to this

Elizabeth Levan

The sex part took me out LMFAO.

Da_Wynz

This is the BEST story

TheZackerverse

this show is "loose." interesting choice of words Daniel

TheZackerverse

"this has to be hell" there is not a reality within the bounds of existence that this is not hell

N8Nefarious

Can confirm. This is the content I pay for, 100%.

N8Nefarious

Was not expecting the Game of Thrones twist...

Tony Carrico

Im gunna go read that paragraph arin was too scared to say. Byyye

Ashleigh Felton

I'm Bangladeshi and highly confused...

Bug

My thoughts also. It's distracting watching my boy passing out, especially when I'm paying for it...

Celeste Jessop

I'm crying so hard with laughter, thanks Sonic High School

Media Breakdown

Lovelies: stop with the Kokichi piss stories! GG: You go it. 😂

thegrinkler

This shit is so hilarious...I'm sorry Dan (and Ike), but I want to hear the whole crazy ass thing. Every time you guys read more of Sonic High School, I'm so happy because I know I'm going to be laughing my ass off

web

Another episode of the author's barely disguised fetishes

Rhab

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!

Dakota Miller

Just to be clear.... this is 100% what I paid to see 🤣 I am the freaks you speak of. I was actually bummed at the paragraph skip, but I've never read it and don't know how bad it was 😆

Sarahmonster

A renob?

breadcrumbhoarder

Had to pause and read the comments so I wouldn’t throw up 😂 that was VILE

MissTangshan95

It feels like these must be recorded back to back. It's a shame Dan is drifting in and out, but it's clear he's at least following the story. Maybe future episodes should be recorded with breaks inbetween.

penguinxiii

I… I paid for this. 😂

3DOM

Just imagining Sonic’s whole cartoon head in This poor woman and him just yelling “YEAHHH” like in the games fucking killed me in a way nothing has in a long time.

Walking Zero

what is the opposite of a boner. I think I am like retracting

Kitt

We absolutely love this diabolical shit. Mouth gaping like lunch lady vagina 😭

Joe Billy

dan constantly dozing off from either sleepiness or disassociation is everything to me

NotLorePerson

Absolutely peak. I heard someone read the Lunch Lady sex scene like, a decade ago and it's all I remembered from this nightmare. I love it.

Nikki-John-Wicky

"These freaks love this shit." He ain't wrong

GameGrumps

fixing the upload sorry it'll be back up in a few minutes

Emily Seddon

Why does it say this video's been removed? 😥Big sad

Kyle

Anyone else get a big stutter or lag 22:20-22:26?

Alyssa W

I have heeded your warning. Ty for your service.

mikkel colfach

Danish children bed time story: “Blot en drengestreg” af Villy Sørensen

Nathen

I think I'm on a list after watching this

Cameron Murdock

CUUUUM

migratingturtle

Also I deeply appreciate y'all giving us two Sonic High Schools this month to make up for last month's double dose of piss fics <3

Dany Rides

Sonic yelling at the vagina, taking Dan's sex tips to heart.

Underthecrown

To anyone else also eating breakfast now, pause at 17 minutes and finish eating. Digest. Have a glass of water and a nap. … Then hit play to continue to Lasagna Vagina

Rocky

02:52mins Turmeric?! As if! 😮🫢🫣

Rocky

I know right? 😂 just go by how many eps they’re in the same clothes. And idk assume they take bathroom and food breaks. Plus all the setup and probably goofing around. To me it looks like from the May #2 episode to now, is all one recording session. Soooo what’s that like 2.5hrs reading plus all the extras so maybe 3.5+hrs? … I spent more time on that than I really should have 😅🙈

Rocky

I genuinely believe he’s drifting off to sleep and just barely holding on. Then is often suddenly torn back into consciousness by the contents of the story. As I creep into my late 30s I can totally relate to his sleepiness. I’ve had a few “fish aren’t into cash” exps myself lol

RedFaux

The last time they didn't skip something truly heinous, some people were rather unhappy

Veronica Adams

This can’t be real

Kenneth D. Mohr

"he fus ro dah'd her pussy dude" I'm so glad I lived long enough to hear this statement be uttered.

BsForReels

Why are we skipping parts I thought this was uncensored,

Jar Jar Bingus

Alternate theory: The Lunch Lady is an alien from the village of Mongolia, on Planet Bangladesh, and the anatomical details were entirely accurate to her species.

Jenny Talia

GIVE MY BOI IKE A MIC OR SUBTITLES.

migratingturtle

All the sex scenes in this story are appallingly written, but most of them manage to loop back around to being funny. This one, on the other hand...

Pete Morgan

Dan: 😑

Pete Morgan

yellow sandwich... ... 🤔

old aj

not the-- not the vagina crumbs

Brandon B

I was tricked!!! :P

Jar Jar Bingus

There's so many loaded things in this; last chapter had "Charmy could not control his gay urges like everyone else", and now "It was okay because they are father and son and also both brothers and that is allowed everywhere, and it is not illegal, even if they are both babies now." Is the author okay, or are they writing deliberate brain rot?

Reagan Moore

Dan covering his whole head with the blanket is how I felt listening to this, the last half was... something lmao "It was really dark inside her vagina because there weren't any lights" KILLED ME, along with pretty much every line

J

this is beautiful

nebuloider

Well damn...

Thiago Sgrili

The yellow sandwich that Vector was eating! There were clues all along, holly shit.

nebuloider

You got me laughing at minute one... Oh god where is this going.

TheGreatNaj

My face hurts from how much it scrunched in disgust while listening to this. I think this was the most uncomfortable fan fic episode for me. Thanks I hate it.

Megan Maginnis

As a woman, this was painful to listen to. You can tell the author has zero experience with oral sex. But the sex scenes are far more descriptive than the ones in My Immortal, so I'll give them that.

Cowgba

Is it known whether this is a purposely-bad parody fanfic or just a genuinely bad sincere attempt? I keep going back and forth because of sentences like "then Sonic got ready for school and went to the school where he was now and did school things" and then the sudden use of the word "poultices". It seems a little too self-aware and I feel like it has to be a parody, but I really want it to be sincere.

Emilyn

I can only think of the Ghost lunch lady from Danny Phantom and it makes this so much worse

Emilyn

A poultice of WHAT??? Did he use the grass clippings??? XD

Doktor Vem

This author should've paid more attention in biology class

Troubadour Barry

I just want it to be said that this is my FAVORITE SHOW.

Kura Kurington IV

YYYYYEAH!!!

Simon Fields

Never thought I’d be wishing for the days of someone dragging a dudes penis around their room like a cowboy

Rai Husky

When Sonic asked Knuckles and Knuckles Jr. what they did for fun. My first guess was kissing, and I was not wrong. This author really loves to fit in a kissing scene whenever he can.

TabbyStars

Those were some of the most shocking and horrifying descriptions of a vagina I've ever heard... Can't wait for the next chapters.

TabbyStars

I'd buy in a heartbeat

Gilly Savard

I hope he learned how to eat a woman out since then, this hurt me physically

Gronk

I really hope the author learned proper anatomy at some point after this. It's so disgusting and awful but it's the funniest thing I've ever heard

Smug Boi

I love sonic high school it's so deranged and hilarious

Sarahmonster

Why do I suddenly want to get tshirts made that say "I Learned How To Do The Sex From Sonic High School"...

Ben Phillips

The text in the episode says Chapters 16+17, but the description says 17+18.

GrabbaGhoul

The YOU DID THIS🤣🤣🤣🤣

AutismRizz

Neck hula hoop was exactly where I just paused to take a breather and scroll the comments....

A. F.

Dude don't ruin this for the rest of us. Come on.

Carto

"I'm gonna skip this part" "Show me.... ..... Yeah."

Jessica Swartz

Something about Dan pretending to fall asleep and opening his eyes in disgust any time something weird happens makes him look older than he ever has before

Kylieee

Gasped so loud at this part that I scared a lady in the Sprouts checkout line ☠️

Anthony Leeds

Last video they commented that it's a "joke" made by the editor

Avorie

Written by Ike ?

Kylieee

I can’t decide which is worse. This last chapter or all the piss stories combined…

Andre D

At this point Ike is an invaluable part of the FanFiction Storytime experience. His laugh is so contagious.

Randi Barnes

Vagina crumbs is the worst combination of words in the English language LOL

Catnmaus

This hurt so good. That was up there with one of the worst sex scenes I've ever heard. Can't wait to share with my fiancé! 😆

Phillip Hansen

I like to imagine Knuckles Sr is just normal sized Knuckles in a diaper Edit: holy crap, that lunch lady scene was a tough listen

littlenoodledragon

I desperately hope this was written by someone in their 40s PRETENDING to be 12. And not someone who is actually 12 because I do not think my brain can accept that.

Em

Much like Dan, I think we all need a nap after this one

Yooijo

I’m really happy Dan’s enjoying himself so much :)

BlopKitsune

As much as I love sonic highschool I want to get back to the Kokichi pissing himself stories.

Rori Moon

Is one of them a lunch lady?

Cobalt Cresent

2nded. Us freaks love this shit

Cobalt Cresent

Likely slurs in regards to handicaps/mental disabilities given the author seems to have no issues making them in regards to lgbt in earlier chapters.

Lady A

Neck hula hoop had me in a state ...screaming YEAH I was doubled over...vagina crumbs...dead, I was done bahahahaa Also, Dan nodding off looking so comfy, such a mood!

littlenoodledragon

Ooohhh. I see. I see now why the description said this one was the worst yet.

Natalie Molena

Dan needs a nap😭

DJ HardLogic

Man, I can't imagine how bad it must have been to skip a whole paragraph for the patreon content 😬

Aaron Albrecht

Whats crazy is I know fuck all about sonic but this still brings me so much joy

khan crete

if you wouldn't shove your entire head into a deaf mongolian/bangladeshi lunch lady then don't even talk to me

Aaron Albrecht

Bro I literally yelled "Let's go!" When I got this notification.

Andre D

This is absolutely the nadir of the story. Ironic because it follows the school’s creative portrayal of the Nativity. Which is the highlight of the story.

Andre D

Doofenshmirtz line

Sadib Khan

My parents are from Bangladesh.

theberryofdingle

the most realistic part of this fic is the school being open the day after a bomb went off

TheMutantCreeper

How long was this recording session?

LegoDash

Just what I needed to get in the right headspace before my Mid Year Review.

Sam Rush

"the biggest boobs in the tri state area" got me holy shit im crying laughing

Justin

Also, please please mic up the people off camera, they are impossible to hear without cranking the volume up

tessa m

my favorite time of the month😁

Johanna Kelly

Christ

Justin

This is better than My Immortal

Brandon Myrbo

Ohhhh boiii

Cobalt Cresent

Something tells me Arin watched Passengers recently.

Bingus

Everybody shut up my shows on

Lord shaxx

I don’t mean to push you guys past your limits but I love these videos and we only get 2 a month so if you could do what you did before (45+ minutes with more than one story) that would make my month😅