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Fan Fiction Story Time August #1 - First Encounter and a Black Sabbath Album Review

🕑 Added 2025-08-08 19:00:07 +0000 UTC

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FiggityFiggityFox

Funny they didn’t catch on that the squid was scouted for hentai movies 🤣

Shaun Rutherford

Listening to this makes me feel like Dumbledore drinking the locket horcrux potion

theberryofdingle

i've heard of old man yaoi, but not magic school giant squid yaoi

Erik VonStrix III

"I don't care who you are, THATS HOT!" - Daniel Avidaniel, 2018

Charlotte McQueen

Campaign for a shirt that says “she was a boy, he was a girl, ….whut”

Anonymous201K

Hm...never thought of Hogwarts as a 'he' before. I'd have thought 'she' for sure.

Veronica Adams

I can not BELIEVE my ears rn

Veronica Adams

Chat, is racist Hogwarts X Giant Squid tentacle fanfiction porn real???????

mikkel colfach

Im going to ink

Hope Gilbert

"she was a boy, he was a girl" damn, I want to hear THAT song

Timothy

So I don’t know where Dan got the phrase “Don’t bore us, take it to the chorus” but It’s funny to think he got that line from a song called “like JENNIE”. Haha

Lady A

you guys made me ink!! Said the squid...

Lady A

You need to go back and watch them read My Immortal, more twisted Harry Potter fanfic to get you through the day lmaoooo!!

Coyote

Genuinely my favorite times of my month. This program is aching for a guest host, especially a Miss Piggy Fiction.

Sarahmonster

Hogwats gon get praaaagnaaaaat

Crescent Minor

Ah ... the story of the giant squid sensually seducing the living building. Joanne's work and reminders of it often worsen my mood because she's funding bad things with her money, but there's fanmade stuff that's removed enough from her and giving money to her that it still makes me happy. My Immortal, or best, Potter Puppet Pals. It's weird, feels like taking something back from her symbolically.

Crescent Minor

"Weaving a tale of these theoretical haters ..." I heard that take on this piece of work, and hit the 0 button. Yes, with that lens, that is the rising tension of this review, how much Narrator needs to defend from this image of a hypothetical quiet-listening critic who turned it off or only listened once, but worst of all, the image of a too-cool heavy metal fan questioning whether this music is tough and cool enough. Don't worry, that tough guy is sick in the head, because nothing's tougher than listening to this. Did I mention it's heavy and loud, so it's very tough and cool. You're wrong.

N8Nefarious

Best Sabbath era was with Dio, change my mind. But sorry, Born Again sucks. It's just plain bad.

Mastersword48

I thought the Suez Canal one was weird... What's next, a pool noodle doing it with a neatly folded tuxedo inside of a hotdog stand stationed outside a gate of oblivion?

Rhab

My day was light as hell and quiet AF. Thanks for fixing that for me.

Laura Kay

for the love of god dan, it's "Turonno"...

old aj

Just going to point out that "Hamilton" in the first story was referring to the city in Ontario, not the musical.

old aj

It honestly hasn't been that long, but I've been keeping the patreon subscription going since first subscribing. I kept it going to support the grumps (even after catching up with FFST and waiting for more), but I don't want to support patreon after seeing how they've dealt with certain issues and creators. If the grumps were on another platform, I think I'd keep the subscription going indefinitely. I might resubscribe after some time has passed to catch up again, but I'm trying to limit my use of patreon. I still support the grumps doing what they do. They're awesome.

Clippy

I subscribe for the fan fiction, everything else here is just a bonus ❤️

MikesterMF

You know....I want what Hogwarts and Squid have

Blackbirdcoffyn

This review is both difficult to carry and at very high decibels.

b00n

Metallica and Megadeth need to switch lead singers, if they did they would be outstanding bands.

Jenneryy

The purest magic

Doktor Vem

Why is it always the Harry Potter fanfics that get the weirdest?

CSDX

I can only wonder how much effort it takes to do the same intro but with different footage every time. Lotta respect for the editor doing that.

Stanton Parsons

I'm terrified of squids, and I'm dreading this episode more than any of the other stories they've ever read put together. Still watching though. Wish me luck

Kura Kurington IV

is there any love more pure than that between a squid and a large stone structure

Molly Boyle

Squidditch.

Jenni Locke

This is my first time watching one of these fanfic show episodes. Boy howdy did i pick a winner

ArtilleryChelle

“Tell your friends” boys I’m not telling ANYONE I heard this story 😂

Charlotte Campbell

The joy in my heart knowing that the one I recommended was picked is so unreal

Hayri

Oh yeah I forgot about that fic

hostilecrayon

My condolences to the staff who has to read all of the submissions to pick the best ones.

Name Manename

Is Dan okay

Sara Abrigo

I am so confused but ok hogwarts

Shelby Bird

Aaaa the tentacle porn arch. 🎉

Shelby Bird

RIP Ozzy 🖤

Steam Captain

69th like

maverino

its insane how well the second one is written but its literally batshit insane

Ben Verdegan

My soul needed this

Kenneth D. Mohr

I'm more concerned on whether or not it was loud.

Kenneth D. Mohr

"that squid fucked a school" Oh man. If I had a nickel for Everytime I heard that.......I'd still be broke.

Lilith0chan

Ozzy died on my 40th birthday over a horrible year I have had and was crying in the bathroom out to dinner. Rest in peace 😢 🪦 🌹 🦇

Sparrow

I submitted too, I’m so happy they subjected everyone to it.

Reagan Moore

This was the loudest and heaviest episode yet, no doubt about it lol, also love when Dan gets to flex his music knowledge Never did I think a squid and a school would bang, but here we are!

Bex Marie

HOLY SHIT, this is one of the ones I submitted. 😭 I can’t believe they actually read this.

Molly Hahn

wait, is this Barry J. Gillis, noted filmmaker of such films as “Wicked World” and “Things” as featured on RedLetterMedia?

Gus ϟ

I wonder if that guy who left the review thinks Born Again is heavy. didn't really make it all that clear

MewKiichigo

Did anyone else expect Sonic High School because of the preview on today’s Game Grumps episode?

nebuloider

This show is my favourite thing the Grumps have done recently. I mean nothing will beat FireRed ( EVER ) and the Power Hour was a power move but...

Em

“Sometimes these fan-fictions are so weird that your brain actually can’t process them” Well said, Dan 😭

Shane Hamilton

unlike the tentacles, this episode wasn’t long enough

Sinew

The students walk around on the moving staircases!!! No!!

Forceofwilliam

Was this a squid fucking Hogwarts? Like the actual building?

cody v

Agghggagahggggahghahaggaggaa

Sinew

I just love the fact that the giant squid wanted to be an actor

TheMutantCreeper

My youngest cat is named after Ozzy Osborne because when he was a kitten, he bit my husband’s finger and caused it to bleed. He’s lives up to Ozzy’s name. RIP